Well, what do you think about J.D. Drew?

On the heels of the news earlier this week that the Stros had offered Carlos Beltran a seven year deal worth $81 million, Baseball Prospectus’ Joe Sheehan was asked about Beltran in a recent chat session:

Question: How much is Carlos Beltran really worth for what he’s going to give you and his likelihood of staying healthy?
Joe Sheehan: Beltran has a lot of value that doesn’t show up in his Triple Crown stats, with a good walk rate, top-tier defense, and one of the best SB success rates in history. Put it all together with a good health record and his age, and I’d be comfortable exceeding Vlad Guerrero’s 5 yrs/$70MM deal, conceding that Guerrero’s numbers were held down by the speculation over his back.
I expect Beltran to get much more than that, something like 7 yrs/$126MM, or even 8 yrs/$144MM if the Yankees win the bidding.

As for the question in the subject of this post, here are Drew’s statistics.

Want to buy a lawsuit against a law firm?

The bankruptcy judge in the bankruptcy case of former tech law firm Brobeck, Phleger & Harrison has decided to conduct an auction of Brobeck’s cause of action against old line law firm Clifford Chance.
The theory of Brobeck’s case is that Clifford Chance caused Brobeck’s decline by inducing 17 key Brobeck partners to defect to Clifford Chance.
The idea of the auction arose earlier this week when the trustee in Brobeck’s bankruptcy case attempted to settle the lawsuit against Clifford Chance for $4.5 million. At the hearing on approval of the settlement, a group of creditors objected to the settlement when a coalition of plaintiff’s lawyers (including several from the Houston area) offered $4.8 million for the lawsuit, and the bankruptcy judge decided simply to sell the lawsuit to highest bidder. Both Clifford Chance and the plaintiff’s lawyers group appear poised to participate in the “lawsuit auction.”
Interestingly, there has been no outcry from tort reformers regarding this unseemly trading in outlandish damage claims. ;^)

The List-Eater

And just in case anyone thinks that Notre Dame has the market cornered on over-the-top football fans, check out this story about a dispute that broke out at Texas A&M University over buying Cotton Bowl tickets:

A woman, who is a senior at Texas A&M, who asked that her identity be withheld, shoved a paper copy of a waiting list for SBC Cotton Bowl tickets into her mouth to secure her place in line while waiting to pull tickets for the sold-out game at about 6 a.m. Thursday.
“The piece of paper doesn’t justify a spot in line to me if no one is standing there,” she said. “If they wanted a spot, they should’ve woken up.”

Aggie blogger Chris Elam over at Safety for Dummies is all over the story, and even identifies the notorious List-Eater.
Lawsuits certainly to follow.

The trouble at Notre Dame

Having followed college football my entire life, I would have never thought that the University of Notre Dame would have a hard time hiring a head football coach.
Until now.
A week or so ago, Notre Dame fired Tyrone Willingham — a highly-regarded coach within the profession who will not be without a job for long — after three seasons and a 21-15 record. Since that time, both the retiring Notre Dame president and its athletic director have stated publicly that they did approve of the firing.
But, as the Washington Post’s Sally Jenkins points out in this op-ed, if they did not approve of Coach Willingham’s termination, who did?:

Now, the only thing that has taken a hit here is Notre Dame’s affectations. [President] Malloy’s statement begs the question: If the school president isn’t responsible for Willingham’s firing, then who is? . . . [I] have to wonder if this pale after-the-fact confession is what passes for administrative support at Notre Dame these days. Malloy’s statement was easy enough to say a week later and 700 miles away. He was in the room where Willingham’s fate was being determined. But he deferred, citing his impending retirement.

As Ms. Jenkins notes, for all its nostalgic value, the Notre Dame football program is simply not all that attractive to good football players anymore:

Notre Dame has become a creaking old fraud. That’s why people don’t want to go there anymore. Its integrity is based on yellowing old cinema reels. Its facilities are outmoded (although it does still have that stadium.) Its recruiting pitch is no longer persuasive: as a destination for coaches and blue-chip recruits, its appeal falls somewhere between those of sleek warm-weather football schools, and the more elite educational institutions such as Stanford and Duke. It’s not just old; it’s cold.

[Moreover,] the Irish have struggled on the field for nearly a decade and a half now. It’s been 16 years since they won the last of their record eight titles, and 10 seasons since they won a bowl game. They’ve lost four straight to Boston College, three to Tennessee and two in a row to Purdue. And they’ve had just two NFL first-round draft picks since 1999 — compared with nine for Ohio State and 21 for Miami.

Which leads me to pass along an old joke among college football aficionados:

Q. What do you call Notre Dame without a football program?
A. Creighton.

At any rate, Notre Dame will eventually find a good football coach, although it is far from certain that the new coach will fair any better than Coach Willingham, who remains a good coach. Rather, Notre Dame’s real problem is reflected best by the hypocrisy of the statements made by its president and athletic director decrying the termination of Coach Willingham.
You see, these two administrators have negotiated the most lucrative television contract of any university athletic program in the nation and have overseen the raising of tens of millions recently to expand Notre Dame’s historic stadium. Then, after having a key role in creating this swamp of financial expectations, these two fellows criticize a move that was made precisely because the football program was not meeting those high expectations. Frankly, a much better case can be made that the firing of Coach Willingham was utterly consistent with the values that have become most important in the Notre Dame football program.
Notre Dame is relearning the hard lesson that you reap what you sow. The timing of Notre Dame’s realization of that enduring truth will have much more to do with the re-emergence of its football program than whoever the Domers choose as their next football coach.
And it would help to find another Joe Montana out there somewhere. ;^)