Daily Archives: October 18, 2006

Hanging out at Rice University

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Rice lovett Hall.jpgRuth Samuelson, an intern with the Houston Press, and a senior at Rice University, reports on David Jovani Vanegas, a 20-year old fellow who showed up about a year ago at Rice as a student and hung out for a year. However, it turns out that he was never actually enrolled at Rice as a student:

On September 13, Rice police arrested Vanegas for criminal trespass. Turns out he wasn’t an actual Rice student but a 20-year-old impersonator. Starting last September, Vanegas began eating in Rice’s dining halls, hanging out with students and attending classes. Some nights, he crashed in friends’ dorm rooms when he was too tired to go home. [. . .]
. . . Within the next few weeks, campus administrators alleged that Vanegas had taken close to $3,700 worth of food from Rice cafeterias. On September 28, the district attorney’s office filed felony charges for aggregate theft. Bail was set at $2,000. [. . .]
So why did Vanegas keep coming day after day for three semesters? He told police officers that he hadn’t gotten into Rice, but it would have broken his mother’s heart for him not to attend. Attempts to reach Vanegas were unsuccessful.

Read about the entire bizarre episode. There is a Marching Owl Band skit in this story somewhere.

Profiting from business prosecutions

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fiftiesmoney.jpgSo, now it’s Debra Wong Yang, U.S. Attorney for California’s central district, is resigning to take a job with Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher LLP where she will serve as co-chair of the firm’s crisis management practice group. Sounds sort of like a legal SWAT unit, don’t you think?
At any rate, Yang — like Arthur Andersen-slayer Andrew Weissman before her — is moving on to greener pastures after spearheading the indictment of the Milberg Weiss law firm. Larry Ribstein — who just used Yang’s pursuit of Milberg Weiss in his recent talk on arranging key witness testimony — is wondrous about this development:

The WSJ reports that Debra Wong Yang, the U.S. Attorney in Los Angeles, has parlayed her prosecution of Milberg into a plum partnership at Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher. Bruce Kobayashi and I recently discussed Ms Yang’s handiwork: the irony of an indictment alleging that Milberg bought witness cooperation supported by a government plea deal with a leading witness. Now Ms Yang will earn big bucks to defend clients against similar government tactics. Is this a great country or what?

A better ranking than the BCS?

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BCS-logo-150.gifThe usual hue and cry met this week’s first Bowl Championship Series rankings of the 2006 college football season. I must admit that it’s pretty difficult to understand how Auburn, which was plastered at home a couple of weeks ago by 13th-ranked Arkansas, could be ranked fourth, five places ahead of Texas, which has manhandled 22nd-ranked Oklahoma and lost only to top-ranked Ohio State.
At any rate, there is a better way. Las Vegas Sports Consultants is the leading consultant for Nevada sports books and, last year, they began publishing their own OddsMakers Top 25. Inasmuch as the firm’s four college football oddsmakers were already preparing ratings for all 119 Division I-A teams, they decided to submit ballots and calculate the results for use in their radio shows. They rank teams based on such criteria as injuries, performance, skill and game location, not on won-loss record and not on which teams will draw the greatest or least betting action (that’s for the bookies) Their poll is gaining traction in betting markets and is now published every Monday in the Las Vegas Review-Journal.
For my money, this ranking — which is based on the profit motive (LVSC is attempting to attract betting customers through the accuracy of its research) — is a more accurate way to rank teams than the way in which voters of widely-varying interest rank teams in the more traditional polls. The following is this week’s Oddsmakers Top 25 poll with the team record and BCS ranking in parentheses.
1. Ohio State (7-0) (1)
2. Texas (6-1) (9)
3. Michigan (7-0) (3)
4. California (6-1) (10)
5. Louisiana State (5-2) (18)
6. Southern Cal (6-0) (2)
7. Florida (6-1) (6)
8. Tennessee (5-1) (11)
9. Louisville (6-0) (7)
10. Notre Dame (5-1) (8)
11. Clemson (6-1) (12)
12. Wisconsin (6-1) (21)
13. Oregon (5-1) (14)
14. West Virginia (6-0) (5)
15. Auburn (6-1) (4)
16. Nebraska (6-1) (17)
17. Oklahoma (4-2) (22)
18. Boise State (7-0) (15)
19. Georgia Tech (5-1) (19)
20. Miami (4-2) (NR)
21. Pittsburgh (6-1) (NR)
22. Penn State (4-3) (NR)
23. Arkansas (5-1) (13)
24. Florida State (4-2) (NR)
25. Missouri (6-1) (24)
My sense is that Horns’ fans are already sold on this poll over the BCS ranking.