2007 Weekly local football review

Jones-Drew.jpg(AP Photo/Phil Coale)(previous weekly reviews here)
Jaguars 37 Texans 17

The conventional mainstream media wisdom coming into the Texans’ (3-3) game this weekend at Jacksonville (4-1) was that the Texans’ lagging rushing attack would be revived by the return of injured RB Ahman Green. Well, after Green ran for a total of 44 yards on 16 carries and failed to get in the end zone twice from the 2 yard line on the Texans’ opening drive of the game, so much for that theory.
As noted earlier here and here, despite the local media’s love affair with Texans head coach Gary Kubiak, there is actually much to question regarding the direction of his team, particularly the offense. Green appears to be an overpaid, fragile has-been and the play of the offensive line has not been substantially upgraded since Kubiak’s arrival as head coach. Moreover, even though Texans QB Matt Schuab is a decided improvement over former QB David Carr (faint praise, given the latter’s incompetence), Schaub failed to get the Texans in the end zone against the Jags after doing it only once against a bad Miami team last week, he had a fumble returned by the Jags for a touchdown and he threw an interception that set up another Jags’ TD.
The Texans face former UT star QB Vince Young (injured Sunday, so he may not play) and the Titans (3-2) next week at Reliant before heading on a West Coast swing with games against the Chargers (3-3) and Raiders (2-3) in the following two weeks heading into the team’s off week. After a 2-0 start, it’s looking as if an above .500 record as of the open week is a longshot for the Texans.

Houston Cougars 56 Rice 48

As noted in several previous weekly football reviews, Houston Cougar games are simply different from typical college football games.
This one was actually three different games in one. Over the 1st quarter, the Coogs dominated the game and led 28-14. But then, from the beginning of the 2nd quarter through about five minutes or so of the 3rd quarter, the Owls pasted the Coogs, 26-0. Finally, the Cougars regrouped behind the phenomenal waterbug RB Allen Alridge and a couple of Rice turnovers to win the latter part of the 3rd quarter and the 4th quarter, 28-8, to pull out the victory.
Although the Cougars rolled up 748 yards total offense, this one was closer than it should have been because of five Cougar turnovers and the Houston defense’s inability to stop Rice QB Chase Clement, who threw for a career high 355 yards on 24 of 44 passes. But Alridge (4 TD’s, 205 yds on 24 carries, with 111 of those yards and two of the TD’s coming in the 4th quarter) and WR Donnie Avery (a record setting 427 total yards, including 346 receiving) were simply too much for the injury-depleted Owl defense to overcome.
The Cougars (3-3/2-1) now go on the road for games against UAB (2-4/1-1) and UTEP (4-3/2-1) over the next two weeks, while the Owls (1-5/1-1) attempt to regroup at home against Memphis (2-4/1-1). Houston’s success in its remaining games will likely be related directly to the team’s ability to control its turnovers, while I’m mildly optimistic that Rice’s improving offense will be able to compensate for the Owls’ porous defense by outscoring several foes during the second half of the season.

Texas Tech 35 Texas Aggies 7

The only question remaining after this debacle is whether A&M (5-2/2-1) head coach Dennis Franchione will actually make it through the rest of the season. Based on the Aggies’ sorry performance against Tech, don’t bet on it.
Remarkably, the Aggies took a 7-0 lead in this one on an opening drive entirely on the ground and were driving for a second TD in Tech territory when the Red Raiders coaching staff decided to stick nine defensive players in the box to slow down the Ags’ rushing attack. In an incredible display of coaching incompetence, the Aggies’ passing game was so insipid that QB Stephen McGee could not force the Raiders’ defenders to take the forward pass seriously. Tech’s high-powered offense finally got untracked and the Raiders pulled away to win easily. The Franchione Termination March next travels to Nebraska (4-3/1-2), which is going through a similar meltdown to what the Aggies are experiencing. NU may just be the Aggies’ best chance for a victory in their final five games of the season.

Texas Longhorns 56 Iowa State 3

As you may recall, I questioned (here and here) the wisdom of Iowa State’s (1-6/0-3) decision at the end of last season to replace my friend Dan McCarney with former UT defensive coordinator Gene Chizik as the Cyclones’ head coach. Chizik’s first ISU team looked utterly rudderless against the Horns (5-2/1-2), who have another scrimmage next week against Baylor (3-4/0-3).
Meanwhile, my friend is making a substantial contribution to the nation’s new no. 2 ranked team.
Big-time college coaching is a wacky business.

What is Joel Osteen’s message?

osteen%20101507.jpgThe Chronicle’s Tara Dooley is breathless in this Sunday Chronicle article on the ever-expanding financial empire of Joel Osteen, pastor of Houston megachurch, Lakewood Church (previous posts here):

Osteen and Free Press, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, will release the pastor’s second book, Become a Better You on Monday. It debuts with at least 2.5 million copies, the largest first run in Free Press’s more than 60-year history.
With an initial printing of 136,000, Osteen’s first book, Your Best Life Now, attracted an audience just waking up to Osteen and his growing Houston church. The book, which came out in 2004, eventually sold about 5 million copies in the United States and was translated into 25 languages.
Become a Better You meets a public that has grown accustomed to Osteen’s face. Taking his place with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as one of the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2006 ó according to Barbara Walters ó Osteen’s national profile has made him an A-list Christian celebrity.
“I’m starting to realize it,” Osteen said in an interview. “It wasn’t until about a year or so ago that I thought, ‘This is something unusual and God has given us a lot of favor.’ Sometimes you think it’s just people flattering you, but I think it’s starting to hit home.”

But on Sunday night’s segment of 60 Minutes, Michael S. Horton, J. Gresham Machen Professor of Systematic Theology and Apologetics at Westminster Seminary California, raised substantial questions regarding the theological substance — or lack thereof — of Osteen’s basic message:

In the Wal-Mart era of religion and spirituality, every particular creed and any denominational distinctives get watered down. We donít hear (at least explicitly) about our being ìlittle gods,î ìpart and parcel of God,î or the blood of Christ as a talisman for healing and prosperity. The strange teachings of his fatherís generation, still regularly heard on TBN, are not explored in any depth. In fact, nothing is explored in any depth. Osteen still uses the telltale lingo of the health-and-wealth evangelists: ìDeclare it,î ìspeak it,î ìclaim it,î and so forth, but there are no dramatic, made-for-TV healing lines. The pastor of Lakewood Church . . . does not come across as a flashy evangelist with jets and yachts, but as a charming next-door-neighbor who always has something nice to say.
Although remarkably gifted at the social psychology of television, Joel Osteen is hardly unique. In fact, his explicit drumbeat of prosperity (word-faith) teaching is communicated in the terms and the ambiance that might be difficult to distinguish from most megachurches. Joel Osteen is the next generation of the health-and-wealth gospel. This time, itís mainstream. [. . .]
This is what we might call the false gospel of ìGod-Loves-You-Anyway.î . . . God is our buddy. He just wants us to be happy, and the Bible gives us the roadmap.
I have no reason to doubt the sincere motivation to reach non-Christians with a relevant message. My concern, however, is that the way this message comes out actually trivializes the faith at its best and contradicts it at its worst. In a way, it sounds like atheism: Imagine there is no heaven above us or hell below us, no necessary expectation that Christ ìwill come again with glory to judge the living and the deadî and establish perfect peace in the world. In fact, one would be hard-pressed to find anything in this message that would be offensive to a Unitarian, Buddhist, or cultural Christians who are used to a diet of gospel-as-American-Dream. Disneyís Jiminy Cricket expresses this sentiment: ìIf you wish upon a star, all your dreams will come true.î
To be clear, Iím not saying that it is atheism, but that it sounds oddly like it in this sense: that it is so bound to a this-worldly focus that we really do not hear anything about God himselfóhis character and works in creation, redemption, or the resurrection of the body and the age to come. . . . Despite the cut-aways of an enthralled audience with Bibles opened, I have yet to hear a single biblical passage actually preached. Is it possible to have evangelism without the evangel? Christian outreach without a Christian message? [. . .]
. . . ìHow can I be right with God?î is no longer a question when my happiness rather than Godís holiness is the main issue. My concern is that Joel Osteen is simply the latest in a long line of self-help evangelists who appeal to the native American obsession with pulling ourselves up by our own bootstraps. Salvation is not a matter of divine rescue from the judgment that is coming on the world, but a matter of self-improvement in order to have your best life now.

Horton’s collection of essays on Joel Osteen’s ministry is here and Tim Challies provides this critical review of Osteen’s new book.

Governor Perry annoys John Daly?

rick%20perry.jpgRegular readers of this blog know about the rich Texas legacy in golf (for example, see here, here, here, here, and here). However, it doesn’t look as if Texas Governor Rick Perry is doing much to facilitate that grand heritage. Seems that Governor Perry played golf last week in the PGA Tour’s Frys.com Open in Las Vegas, where he was the amateur partner of John Daly during the first round. Apparently, “Long John” was not particularly pleased with the pairing:

Daly favors the softer Maxfli Fire but says he has been receiving a much harder ball, which he attributed to a first-round 3-over-par 74 at TPC at The Canyons.
(It was either that or the fact Daly continued losing focus waiting for amateur Rick Perry to reach the green in a timely fashion on most holes. I’m pretty convinced Texas today is by far our nation’s most efficiently run state, because it’s impossible to believe its governor spends much time playing golf.
Perry did, however, bring along a security contingent complete with those Secret Service-type ear pieces, which would have been interesting if it wasn’t so laughable given the only thing most knew about him was that he was the guy you backed up 20 yards from each time he addressed a shot.)

Ouch! H/t to Bogey McDuff.