Navy Coach Johnson is not happy

Paul Johnson 122006.jpgThis previous post introduced Navy head football coach Paul Johnson, who is a throwback to an earlier era before media relations reps and banal press releases. Coach Johnson took some questions the other day as he prepares the Midshipman to play Boston College in the Meineke Car Care Bowl in Charlotte on Dec. 30:

Q: You seem a little perturbed. Can I ask you why?
Johnson: Yeah, we didn’t practice very well.
Q: You had told me originally that you would only go full pads the first couple of days, but it looks like you are going to do a little more full pad work.
Johnson: Yep. We will probably go full pads every day right up to the game.
Q: Why is that?
Johnson: We haven’t exactly practiced the way I thought we should.
Q: Anything in particular you’re seeing?
Johnson: We are lackadaisical and have no focus. Other than that it’s been OK.
Q: Does hitting wake them up a little bit?
Johnson: I don’t know. It hasn’t yet, but it makes me feel better. I can’t him them, but they can hit each other.[. . .]

A little more entertaining than the typical platitudes emanating from most head football coaches these days, don’t you think? Considering how he has turned the Navy program around, I cannot understand what Alabama is waiting for — Coach Johnson would be an instant hit at Bama.

The Brownback judicial litmus test fails

brownback.jpgThis previous post reported on the political posturing of Republican Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas, who was blocking a long-delayed judicial nomination by President Bush because the nominee had attended a commitment ceremony between a couple of gay friends. Well, Senator Brownback has finally backed off, but he still sounds demagogic even when he tries to do the right thing:

Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas, who blocked the confirmation of a woman to the federal bench because she attended a same-sex commitment ceremony for the daughter of her long-time neighbors, says he will now allow a vote on the nomination.
Mr. Brownback, a possible contender for the Republican presidential nomination in 2008, said in a recent interview that when the Senate returned in January, he would allow a vote on Janet Neff, a 61-year-old Michigan state judge, who was nominated to a Federal District Court seat.
Mr. Brownback, who has been criticized for blocking the nomination, said he would also no longer press a proposed solution he offered on Dec. 8 that garnered even more criticism: that he would remove his block if Judge Neff agreed to recuse herself from all cases involving same-sex unions.
In an interview last week, Mr. Brownback said that he still believed Judge Neffís behavior raised serious questions about her impartiality and that he was likely to vote against her. But he said he did not realize his proposal ó asking a nominee to agree in advance to remove herself from deciding a whole category of cases ó was so unusual as to be possibly unprecedented. Legal scholars said it raised constitutional questions of separation of powers for a senator to demand that a judge commit to behavior on the bench in exchange for a vote.

Senator Brownback “did not realize” that his proposal violated the separation of powers upon which the federal government is based?

Epstein on Seton Hall’s “ethics”

handcuffs122006.jpgIt all started a couple of weeks ago when Richard A. Epstein wrote the op-ed discussed in this post in which he decries the deferred prosecution racquet that coerced Bristol Myers into making a “contribution” to fund an ethics endowment at the prosecutor’s law school, Seton Hall.
Professor Epstein’s piece prompted a response from Seton Hall Law Dean Patrick Hobbs, who contends essentially that the ethics program is for such a good purpose that the school can overlook the serious breach of ethics that was involved in funding the program in the first place.
As you might expect, Professor Epstein has the last word in this WSJ ($) letter to the editor:

My Nov. 28 editorial-page commentary “The Deferred Prosecution Racket” brought forth a spirited but wholly unconvincing response by Patrick E. Hobbs, dean of the Seton Hall Law School (“Fighting the Infection of Unethical Behavior in Corporate Culture,” Letters to the Editor, Dec. 8). Dean Hobbs defends his law school’s decision to accept money for a business ethics program pursuant to the deferred prosecution agreement between the U.S. Attorney for New Jersey, Christopher J. Christie, and Bristol-Myers Squibb. It is sheer naivetÔøΩ to assume that BMS and its attorneys signed on, as Dean Hobbs suggests, because of their deep belief that “the wrong corporate culture can become a breeding ground for unethical and criminal behavior.” There’s no way that BMS would have made that donation if freed from the risk of corporate prosecution. To avoid the taint, let Dean Hobbs raise money for a worthy project from one of thousands of New Jersey firms not faced with the threat of federal indictment.
If anything, his defense of the BMS-Seton Hall gift shows just how cancerous DPAs can be. Any good course in business ethics would stress the dangerous institutional incentives put in play if DPAs can direct payments to public charities. Let’s posit that Seton Hall did nothing whatsoever to urge Mr. Christie to funnel money to it through the DPA. No matter: Once this precedent is set, it’s open season for every public institution to lobby prosecutors for a piece of the action. Worse still, nothing prevents these organizations from quietly supporting criminal investigations to increase the likelihood of such windfalls. The public should not tolerate any arrangements that introduce these third-party influences into the prosecutor’s office. Any excellence of Mr. Christie as a prosecutor or of Seton Hall in ethics reform are tainted by this gift, which the law school should return forthwith.
The systemic problems with DPAs, unfortunately, cannot be solved by Timothy Coleman’s proposal (Letter, Dec. 8) to incorporate the various mitigating elements of DPA into the underlying criminal case. That approach will only clog criminal trials with matters wholly irrelevant to guilt or innocence. And it will fail to soften the present dire consequences from the threat of prosecution. Similarly, it is unwise (and futile) to seek congressional legislation to eliminate the harsh collateral consequences of a federal indictment in other federal agencies. Even if enacted, that legislation would not keep state regulators from pulling their licenses. The downward spiral of DPAs must be stopped at its source, by insulating corporations (but not their senior officers) from criminal prosecution. The recent McNulty memorandum doesn’t shred the Thompson memorandum. But at least it is a start.

Game, set, match — Epstein.