“Ethics” at Seton Hall

handcuffs121206.jpgI swear, you can’t make this stuff up.
This previous post reported on Richard A. Epstein‘s WSJ ($) op-ed that addressed a common topic of this blog — that is, the improper use of deferred prosecution agreements by prosecutors to blackmail companies into agreeing to absurd fines and “corrective” measures to avoid being prosecuted out of business.
In the op-ed, Professor Epstein used as an example the recent conduct of the US Attorney for New Jersey. The US Attorney forced Bristol-Meyers to endow a chair of “ethics” at the US Attorney’s alma mater, Seton Hall Law School, as a condition to granting a deferred prosecution agreement settlement to the company over criminal charges. Apparently, in the US Attorney’s world view, the ends of endowing an ethics chair justifies the means of utilizing dubious ethics in arranging the endowment.
Normally, you would think that the publicity surrounding such an arrangement would at least raise some ethical concerns at Seton Hall. Instead, the Seton Hall Dean used this WSJ letter-to-the-editor ($) to respond to Epstein’s disclosure of the questionable arrangement and brag about Seton Hall’s ethics program. He doesn’t even address the school’s problematic ethics in accepting the endowment from a company that was coerced to pay it by a federal prosecutor!
H’mm. I wonder if the Seton Hall Dean would have had a problem if he knew that the alum’s source of funding for his “ethics” program had come from a kickback or ransom paid to the alum? On second thought, his letter answers that question.

The golfing benefits of valium

tommy_bolt1.jpgIt’s not golf season, but this story is too good to pass up.
This John Coomber/Northern Territory article addresses the difficulties that professional athletes have in acknowledging depression and the beneficial role that antidepressants have played in the lives of professional golfers Brett Ogle, Stuart Appleby and Steven Bowditch. It’s a serious issue and one that has often been swept under the rug by the folks who promote professional sports and the athletes themselves.
However, the article ends with a funny anecdote. Five-time British Open champion Peter Thomson is quoted as saying that he never noticed depression to be a much of a factor during his playing days, though he suspected that some of his colleagues self-medicated through use of alcohol. Thomson goes on to recall that the famously volatile American golfer Tommy Bolt once tried taking sedatives to control his anger on the course:

“In 1956 (the year Thomson won his third successive British Open) Tommy started taking a drug like a kind of valium to calm him down,” he said.
“When I came back to America for the 1957 season I asked him if he was still taking the tablets and whether they were doing him any good.
“‘Yeah,’ he said. ‘I’m still three-putting but now I don’t give a shit.'”

Hat tip to Geoff Shackelford for the link.