Would you bet on United Airlines?

UAL-logo16.gifThe travails of United Airlines over the past several years have been a common topic on this blog, so Professor Bainbridge’s “enough is enough” declaration with regard to flying on post-bankruptcy United caught my eye. And lest you think that the good Professor’s experience was anecdotal, get a load of the following excerpt from this Scott McCartney/WSJ ($) column regarding the dire status of airline travel this summer:

Last Wednesday, an employee at UAL Corp.’s United Airlines made a mistake that crippled a crucial computer system and its backup for two hours in the morning. Because airlines schedule planes so tightly, they can almost never recover from early problems on the same day. On June 20, only 30% of United’s flights arrived on time; about half of all flights were more than 45 minutes late, according to FlightStats.
Even when travelers get to their destination, it doesn’t always mean the woes are over. United lost National Public Radio host Scott Simon’s luggage on a flight from San Francisco to Las Vegas last week. After filling out paperwork in Las Vegas, Mr. Simon was given a phone number and email address to contact the San Francisco baggage office — with the caution that San Francisco never answers the phone or responds to email.
More than 30 calls later, Mr. Simon, an elite-level frequent flier on United, has yet to reach a United baggage official in San Francisco, or learn anything about the fate of his baggage, which includes irreplaceable items after adopting his second child in China. Calls to the airline’s main toll-free line haven’t yielded any information, either. American Express Co. is also trying to track down information, a service for its platinum customers, but hasn’t gotten through to United, either.
“It’s incredibly frustrating,” Mr. Simon said. “I know they are overworked, and it seems they have decided the best way to avoid more work is to not answer the phone or respond to email.” He likened the baggage office to someone deeply in debt who simply stops opening bills that arrive in the mail. A spokeswoman for United says the airline is trying to find Mr. Simon’s lost bag.

At least it sounds as if United is keeping its overhead expense low in the customer service department. ;^)

Regulating dangerous financial products

cash062607.jpgHarvard Law professor Elizabeth Warren wants to establish a federal commission to regulate subprime mortgages and other “dangerous” financial products that are foisted on unsuspecting consumers. For a number of reasons, that’s a bit like using a sledgehammer on a problem for which a scalpel is more appropriate. But if it comes about, Don Boudreaux informs us about a really dangerous financial product that the new commission needs to examine:

If such a commission does its job, I suggest that the first dangerous financial product that it attacks be Social Security. Not only are Social Security’s returns lousy; not only are its “customers” never vested their “contributions”; not only does the institution providing it have no sound plan to keep it solvent; not only does this institution intentionally mislead its clients about its insolvency (witness its discussions of the illusory “trust fund”) – but its “customers” are forced to buy it. That is a dangerous financial product!

That’s some leadership, eh?

HoustonTraffic%20062507.jpgIt has not been a good week for local leadership. After Harris County Commissioners endorsed perfectly sensible congestion pricing for the overloaded Westpark Tollway — which is overloaded primarily because the local transit authority undermined the size of the project when it was built — the Commissioners revoked the sensible policy because some citizens yelled loud who didn’t want to pay the higher toll during rush hour or be inconvenienced by traveling the tollway at a time other than rush hour.
My goodness. Why didn’t County Commissioners simply call Houston’s urban policy wonk, Tory Gattis, to sort all this out in the first place?

Talking about the 2007 U.S. Open in 2042?

Oakmont%20chuch%20pews.jpgThis Peter Williams/New Zealand Herald column elaborates on the point that I’ve been making about the draconian setups for the U.S. Open courses that the United States Golf Association has been inflicting over the past couple of years on the competitors:

Golf, like all sports, is in the entertainment business. Its money comes through being an exciting spectacle on television.
The best TV sport is always when the best players perform at their optimum in conditions fair to everyone. I don’t think those conditions prevailed at Augusta in April and certainly not at Oakmont last week. In two major championships this year, nobody has finished under par. That’s entertainment? Give me a break. It’s survival and not much fun to watch or play.
The story goes that after Johnny Miller shot 63 to win the 1973 US Open at Oakmont, the USGA and Oakmont membership vowed that never again would they be embarrassed by somebody ripping a championship course apart.
Embarrassed? That was brilliant play; engaging, exciting and still talked about 35 years later. Will they be talking about the 2007 US Open in 2042? About the greatest player of all time not able to make a birdie in his last 32 holes because of greens so fast you couldn’t hit a putt firmly enough to hold the line?

Read the entire column.

Defending Stoogology

3stooges.jpgChristopher Hitchens wrote this Vanity Fair piece earlier this year in which he explains why men are generally funnier than women. Dubuque (Iowa) Tribune-Herald columnist Rebecca Christian took offense to Hitchens’ article (her column is not online) and, in so doing, made several disparaging remarks regarding those icons of American male comedy, The Three Stooges. Those are fightin’ words to the Kirkendall brothers, prompting this letter to the editor (registration required) from my brother Matt, which provides as follows:

Dear Editor:
I am responding to a recent column from Saturday columnist, Ms. Rebecca Christian. She wrote expressing her irritation at a Vanity Fair article by Christopher Hitchens, but included in this a general meditation on women’s inability to appreciate male humor. Unfortunately, she made several disparaging remarks about the Three Stooges with some particularly cheap shots directed at Curly.
In this way, she demonstrated a woeful lack of appreciation of the Three Stooges and by implication the entire male philosophical discipline known as “Stoogology” — the study of the Three Stooges and their impact on society. Her comments demand a response.
She is correct in her assertion that women generally do not understand the Stooge phenomenon. For men, however, the Stooges provide a framework to develop an understanding of the world and their place in it.
One of the most important and time honored responsibilities of any father is passing on to his son a passion and proper respect for the Three Stooges.
In their unique way, the Stooges teach valuable life lessons that all men can identify with and can use to try to fashion their own lives. Some of these lessons include:
* Life can be painful (i.e. eye pokes, face slaps).
* Question authority (be it as a teacher, plumber, census taker, columnist; most any job can be pretty much made up as you go along).
* Despite your best efforts whatever you do may not be appreciated (ex: a pie in the face).
These are tough lessons to be sure. It is a choice, you can spend thousands of dollars and years of their lives sending your sons to university to study obscure philosophers to learn these lessons, or you can allow them to watch Stooge shorts on men focused cable channels to learn the same things.
An added advantage is that even basic Stooge knowledge can be broadening as it allows your son to come to appreciate other important social commentary of our time such as that provided by Benny Hill, Monty Python, ESPN commercials, and many others.
Several years ago, a national magazine proposed that every man’s personality type could be summarized as being one of the Three Stooges.
Most men are Larry; they just want to get along with everyone. The forceful personality types are Moe. These are the guys that run businesses, are corporate types and are generally SOBs.
It was in fact the Curlys, that women found most fascinating. One woman noting, “I would marry a Larry, but dating a Curly would be the most fun.” Curlys tend to be exciting and prone to excess. Typically they burn out early. Unfortunately, this describes the life of the real Curly, Jerome Horowitz, who was famous for his girlfriends, several wives and dying at a young age.
Other famous Curly types have included Marlon Brando, Babe Ruth, Elvis and John Lennon. Significantly, former President Bill Clinton was felt to be a Curly, whereas, President George W. Bush was classified as a Shemp. Go figure.
Within this framework, the columnist Christopher Hitchens can be classified as a Curly. He is prone to polemical excess and his schtick is to be controversial. He tries to impress the girls with his vocabulary, his British accent and his peculiar worldview.
However, the TH columnist should not take her dislike of Mr. Hitchens’ column as an excuse to condemn Curlys as a whole. In that way, she is insulting a large part of the male population and she may be seriously limiting her options for fun dating in the future. She should remember that in the end: “Soitenly, we all are just victims of coicumstance, N’yuk, N’yuk, N’yuk!”
Matthew J. Kirkendall
Dubuque, IA.
Kirkendall is a physician at Dubuque Internal Medicine.

Charles Koch on Market-Based Management

koch.gifC.S. Hayden. who is serving an internship at Koch Industries, Inc., the world’s largest privately-held company, provides this entertaining interview of Charles G. Koch, the company’s CEO. Koch is the author of The Science of Success: How Market-Based Management Built the World’s Largest Private Company (Wiley 2007), which he expands upon in the interview. Of particular interest is Koch’s view toward Koch’s advantages in the marketplace:

Q: What separates this company from those in the Fortune 500?
Mr. Koch: The MBM culture and management philosophy are key. We are privately held, which gives us tremendous advantages in this business environment of regulation and litigation. Also, we have continuity of leadership. As Deming said, constancy of purpose is a key. A 20% yearly return will make your money double every 3.5 years, which adds up over time. Others try to change their purpose all the time, they have some successes, but they end up bankrupt and have to start all over again.
Q: What are the advantages and disadvantages of the private vs. public ownership structure?
Mr. Koch: In today’s regulatory and litigious society, about every company is better off private. The only reason to go public would be if the shareholders want liquidity or if the business can finance takeovers through public offerings. [I think this is what he said, but I’m not certain about the second point, financing takeovers; the key is that he emphasized the vast benefits of the private structure.]
The equity markets are not free markets, but highly regulated and distorted.

Also impressive is Koch’s analysis of his decision-making:

Q: What have been your best and worst decisions?
Mr. Koch: The best decision was a deal with J. Howard Marshall to gain control of the Great Northern Oil Company, which established the refining business and eventually propelled us into many other industry areas. The worst decisions are way too numerous to recount. Making so many mistakes is definitely a humbling process. The very worst decisions occur when we don’t take advantage of good deals, when we have massive opportunity costs. We get scared and don’t take risks. Fred Koch said, “Don’t take counsel of your fears.”

Koch’s final piece of advice is also insightful:

Finally, if you lose your humility, you’re on your way out.

Read the entire interview.

Catching up with Bill James

Bill%20James%20062507.jpgClear Thinkers favorite and the original sabermetrician Bill James is the subject of this Dan Ackman/Opinion Journal piece, which provides the usual dose of Jamesian good sense regarding objective analysis of baseball. James, whose original Baseball Abstract in 1977 revolutionized the way in which statistics are used to evaluate baseball players, never worked for a Major League Baseball team until 2002, when the Red Sox hired him as consultant. Among the most interesting observations that James makes in the article is the following:

Mr. James, a rationalist in a church of red-blooded true believers, takes the long view: “In any given season there is an immense amount of luck in who wins the division, even if it’s a lopsided race,” he says. “People are made very uncomfortable by the notion that our lives are random, but there are huge random parts in everything that happens. It’s uncomfortable because it’s our job to drive the randomness out and make the system work.”

Read the entire piece.

What’s the excuse?

woody%20wiliams.jpgDespite the fact that Craig Biggio (-9 RCAA/.271 OBA/.382 SLG/.653 OPS) has been one of the least productive hitters (-28 RCAA) among regular National League players over the past season and a half, I at least understand the Stros’ decision in continuing to play him regularly as he plods toward his landmark 3,000th hit.
But what’s the Stros’ excuse for continuing to trot Woody Williams (-18 RSAA/5.75/17 HR’s in 92.1 innings) out to the mound every fifth game?
For the season, Williams is now the third least productive starter of the 90 or so regular starters in the entire National League. Unlike Biggio, he is not a franchise icon. Rather, Williams is a 40 year-old speculative off-season pickup who has not worked out. There is simply no reasonable explanation for not giving some of the Stros minor league talent a shot while having Williams play out his string in a less damaging role, probably as a long reliever.
By the way, after ridiculing the Rockets’ Les Alexander’s quite reasonable decision to change management, the Chronicle’s Richard Justice now thinks maybe Stros’ owner Drayton McLane should fire Stros General Manager Tim Purpura, despite the fact that Purpura has been an integral part of the Stros management team that has overseen the most successful decade in the club’s history.
As noted in the earlier post, I don’t understand why Chronicle management thinks Justice has any business analyzing sports. However, at least he is doing that rather than making management decisions for any of the local sports teams.

But what about the price of the smoked gouda?

wholefoods062207.jpgBest crack yet on the Federal Trade Commission’s remarkably misdirected lawsuit to enjoin the proposed Whole Foods-Wild Oats Markets merger comes from Mr. Juggles over at Long and Short Capital. Commenting on the FTC’s novel theory that the merger will reduce competition in the market catering to those of us who seek a “superior grocery store experience,” tongue firmly planted in cheek, Mr. Juggles observes as follows:

Frankly, I agree [with the FTC’s theory]. I spent 20 minutes waiting in the deli line at Food Lion last week, only to be sold ground beef that looked like it had been dropped on the floor and then put back in the deli case. I love superior quality and superior service and abhor the idea that Whole Foods could acquire the only other superior provider, Wild Oats. At that point, given their monopoly on quality service, what would happen next? Iíll tell you what: weíd probably all end up paying a huge premium for our smoked gouda and wild Alaskan salmon.

The song of a salesman

opera_5053.jpgI’ve never watched even one episode of American Idol. However, my nephew Rich passed along this four minute excerpt of an episode from the British version of the show, and it’s truly about as inspiring as anything I’ve seen recently from television. There is some speculation around the Web that the performer was a ringer, but this critic makes a good case that he is legit. Take a look. It might just make your day.