Steyn on the criminalization of everything

Mark%20Steyn%20color.jpgStill numbed by the experience of blogging the injustice of the Conrad Black trial, Mark Steyn takes up the appalling lack of judgment behind the McMinnville, Oregon district attorney’s prosecution of two 7th grade boys as sex offenders. The alleged criminal act? The egregious offense of participating at school with their classmates in a juvenile greeting ritual on Fridays called “Slap Butt Fridays.” Steyn concludes as follows:

A world that requires handcuffs and judges and district attorneys for what took place that Friday in February is not just a failed education system but an entire society that’s losing any sense of proportion. Without which, civilized life becomes impossible. So we legalize more and more aspects of life and demand that district attorneys prosecute ever more aggressively what were once routine areas of social interaction.
A society that looses the state to criminalize schoolroom horseplay is guilty not only of punishing children as grown-ups but of the infantilization of the entire citizenry.

The WSJ’s George Melloan expressed similar sentiments a couple of years ago.

Does Jose de Jesus Ortiz research anything?

ortiz%20073107.gifIs shooting from the hip a Houston Chronicle requirement for covering the Stros?
As noted in earlier posts here, here, here, here, here and here, the Chronicle’s Stros beat writer — Jose de Jesus Ortiz — incongruously struggles with analyzing baseball. But on the heels of watching Stros sore-armed starting pitcher Jason Jennings get torched for 11 runs in 2/3rd’s of an inning on Sunday, Ortiz displays his utter ignorance of the history of the club he covers on a daily basis:

Seeing Jason Jennings give up 11 runs while only securing two outs on Sunday afternoon, opposing scouts surely had to tell their bosses not to give up top prospects for the veteran righthander.
Because the Astros made the Jennings trade out of desperation after pushing Andy Pettitte out of town and then failing to acquire Jon Garland, the Jennings trade seemed to be the best the Astros could do at the time.
As it turns out, they could hardly have done worse, especially considering that a little digging in Colorado would have uncovered that Jennings hadn’t thrown bullpen sessions between starts in the second half of the season because of a tender right elbow.
As Tim Purpura heads into Tuesday’s non-waiver trade deadline, let’s look back and see where this trade fits among the worst in franchise history?
What are the worst three trades in franchise history?
Here are my list in order of the worst:
ï Getting rid of Joe Morgan.
ï Getting rid of Billy Wagner for three prospects who didn’t produce.
ï Getting rid of Willy Taveras, Jason Hirsh and Taylor Buchholz for Jennings.

Had Ortiz merely bothered to run a Google Blog Search before publishing the foregoing, he would have discovered that two of the three trades that he lists are not even in the top seven of all-time bad Stros trades.
Then, on one hand, Ortiz contends that the Stros traded Billy Wagner for “three prospects who didn’t produce,” which is not really correct, either. The Phillies sent an established Major League pitcher who was not very good — Brandon Duckworth — along with pitching prospects Taylor Buchholz and Ezequiel Astacio to the Stros for Wagner.
However, undaunted, Ortiz then in the following sentence lists Buchholz — one of the prospects “who didn’t produce” from the Wagner trade — as one of the reasons why the Jennings trade is supposedly the third worst in Stros history.
Is this really the best that the Chronicle can do in covering the Stros?

Endurance training to death

alberto%20salazar%20073107.jpgAs noted in previous posts here and here, the myth that endurance training and long-distance running are good for one’s health remains firmly entrenched among most Americans, despite sad reminders such as this. In this timely article, Mark Sisson lucidly explains why endurance training is hazardous to one’s health. Here is a snippet:

The problem with many, if not most, age group endurance athletes is that the low-level training gets out of hand. They overtrain in their exuberance to excel at racing, and they over consume carbohydrates in an effort to stay fueled. The result is that over the years, their muscle mass, immune function, and testosterone decrease, while their cortisol, insulin and oxidative output increase (unless you work so hard that you actually exhaust the adrenals, introducing an even more disconcerting scenario). Any anti-aging doc will tell you that if you do this long enough, you will hasten, rather than retard, the aging process. Studies have shown an increase in mortality when weekly caloric expenditure exceeds 4,000. [. . .]
Now, what does all this mean for the generation of us who bought into Ken Cooperís “more aerobics is better” philosophy? Is it too late to get on the anti-aging train? Hey, we’re still probably a lot better off than our college classmates who gained 60 pounds and can’t walk up a flight of stairs. Sure, we may look a little older and move a little slower than we’d like, but there’s still time to readjust the training to fit our DNA blueprint. Maybe just move a little slower, lift some weights, do some yoga and eat right and there’s a good chance you’ll maximize the quality of your remaining yearsÖ and look good doing whatever you do.

“Hook’em Barry?”

Brown%20and%20Switzer%20hook%27em.gifIt’s not been a good off-season for the University of Oklahoma Sooners football team.
First, there was this popular entry in the Wizard of Odds’ digital billboard contest.
Then, that was followed by the NCAA leveling additional sanctions on the OU program, including making the Sooners vacate their 8 wins during the 2005 season and extending the program’s probation through 2010.
But the above is nothing compared to legendary Sooners head coach Barry Switzer flashing the “Hook’em Horns” sign (hat tip Jay Christensen) with Texas head coach, Mack Brown.
Or maybe Coach Switzer had something else in mind than “Hook’em Horns?”

The Wigginton deal

Ty%20Wigginton.jpgSo, the Stros trade Dan Wheeler, the club’s best relief pitcher over the past two seasons who is having a bad season this year, for Tampa Bay utilityman Ty Wigginton, who is the right-hand equivalent of the Stros’ Mike Lamb. The Stros then prepare to release 3B Morgan Ensberg, who has been mired in a slump for over year, but who has far better career hitting statistics (55 RCAA/.367 OBA/.475 SLG/.843 OPS) than either Wigginton (-11/.326/.448/.774) or Lamb (-15/.339/.428/.768) and is a far better third baseman defensively than either of them. By the way, even during his prolonged slump, Ensberg’s hitting (-8 RCAA) has been substantially more productive for the Stros than the hitting of other Stros’ starters Craig Biggio (-31 RCAA), Adam Everett (-32 RCAA) and Brad Ausmus (-53 RCAA) over the same period of time.
Thus, absent a further trade of either Lamb or Mark Loretta for a potentially productive prospect or two, this deal is akin to rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. Why is a team whose main problem is bad pitching trading one of its better pitchers for a below-average National League hitter? Wheeler, Wigginton, Lamb and Ensberg’s career statistics are below the hyperlinked break. The abbreviations for the hitting stats are defined here and the same for the pitching stats are here.
Update: Baseball Prospectus’ Joe Sheehan agrees with my analysis ($) on the Wheeler for Wigginton deal and the give-up on Ensberg:

You got me. Rumors persist that Ensberg will be traded before his DFA period ends, but even if he is, the return wonít be much. So for Wheeler and Ensberg, the Astros get a 29-year-old infielder who runs a below-average OBP with good power and so-so defense. Mildly impressive at second base, Wigginton is just a guy at third base, and this is the first season since 2004 in which heís outhitting Ensberg. At that, the difference this year is just 17 points of EqA. This looks more like a tantrum by the Astros than a baseball decision, their frustration with Ensbergís injury woes and power outage getting the better of them.

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Give it up, Arnie

wholefoods073007.jpgWant a glimpse into the regulatory mindset of government?
This earlier post passed along Don Boudreaux’s response to the Wall Street Journal letter-to-th editor of Arnie Celnicker, a former attorney for the FTC and the Antitrust Division of the Justice Department, in which Celnicker defends the FTC’s opposition to the proposed Whole Foods-Wild Oats merger (previous posts here). In an attempt to have the last word, Celnicker has written another letter-to-the editor in which he contends, in part, as follows:

We agree that consumers want more organic products, and that there has been increased investment to meet that demand. The financial markets, however, have deprived Wild Oats of the capital to compete head-on with Whole Foods. Mr. Boudreaux’s assertion that this indicates Wild Oats’ assets are now poorly managed, and that they would be better managed by Whole Foods, is a non sequitur.
Avoiding head-on competition with Whole Foods indicates that Whole Foods already has such market power that the risks of head-on competition are great, for Wild Oats or any other firm. It does not mean Wild Oats is poorly managed; it does show the capital market’s respect for a firm, Whole Foods, with a dominant market position. Even if Wild Oats were poorly managed, it does not follow that an acquisition by Whole Foods would enhance consumer well-being. These two firms are the only two national premium natural and organic supermarkets. Surely there are others, besides Whole Foods, who can efficiently manage Wild Oats’ assets, without reducing competition.

Celnicker suggests that capital markets “have deprived” Wild Oats as if the company has some entitlement to capital, and that such deprivation justifies government intervention. But if there are others who can efficiently manage Wild Oats’ assets, then why did they not outbid Whole Foods for those assets?
The Wild Oats board has determined that the best value for the company’s shareholders can be derived by selling to Whole Foods. Celnicker contends that the government’s judgment regarding “consumer well-being” should trump the Wild Oats board’s judgment on behalf of Wild Oats’ shareholders. But will the government provide a safety net for the loss in value to Wild Oats’ shareholders if the Wild Oats board’s judgment is correct and those assets decline in value without the merger? If the government is not willing to step up and arrange alternative capital, then the value of that “consumer well-being” that Celnicker seeks to have the government protect is largely ephemeral in nature.

Tilman’s bad dream

fertitta%20at%20the%20nugget.jpgIt wasn’t a good end of the week for Landry’s Restaurants, Inc CEO Tilman Fertitta (previous posts here).
First, there was Landry’s public disclosures that the company was delinquent in its regulatory filings with the SEC and that it was in need of refinancing over $400 million in debt in a rapidly deteriorating debt market.
Those missteps led to Fertitta’s public announcement on Friday that the refinancing “was no big deal,” which led to the inevitable comparisons in some media circles of Landry’s and Enron, and Fertitta and Donald Trump (actually, that comparison has been made before). Not surprisingly, the company’s stock closed at a 52 week low on Friday ($25.43), falling almost 20% in the past week alone.
Fertitta is an easy target, but the situation is probably not as grim as it might seem at first glance. Landry’s has always been a highly-leveraged company. Heck, the latest news resulted in Moody’s downgrading the corporate family rating from B2 from B1, and S&P lowered its ratings on Landry’s corporate credit rating to CCC from B-plus. So, it’s not as if Landry’s stock was blue chip even before the latest developments.
Where things appear to have gone awry is that the company decided that building stores from within wouldn’t allow it to grow fast enough. Back a few years ago when Landry’s was a popular growth stock, the company’s casual dining seafood eateries were popular and growing quickly in generally first-rate locations. But in an attempt to accelerate that solid growth, Landry’s overpaid for the high-volume Rainforest Cafe chain a few years ago and then went on to make a relatively big investment in buying and revitalizing the Golden Nugget casino in downtown Las Vegas. It looked as if Landry’s had decided to pull back on its debt-loaded buying binge when it sold off its its Joe’s Crab Shack chain late last year in a $192 million deal, but the company came right back a short time later to make an unsolicited offer to buy the high-end steakhouse Smith & Wollensky before being topped by a rival bidder.
As the price of Landry’s stock slumped over the past several months, the company sensed value and initiated a program to buy back $87 million in stock. Nevertheless, the market did not respond all that positively to the buyback program, so the stock is still trading at a relatively small 14 times this year’s profit estimates, Thus, a case can be made that Landry’s is a good buy if it can extract itself from its current debt refinancing problems, but the downgrades reflect that the market is a bit skeptical regarding Fertitta’s assurance that arranging such refinancing “is no big deal.”
Nonetheless, this just might be the kick in the rear that Landry’s needs. Building well-located and good-looking restaurants while providing solid service is how Landry’s grew quickly. Paying substantially more for financing the debt necessary to buy overpriced stores may be just the way to persuade Landry’s board and management that building from within wasn’t such a bad strategy after all.

Rumblin’ and stumblin’

jovorskie%20lane.jpgBack in the late 1970’s, it was 260 pound Texas A&M Wishbone fullback George Woodard.
Then, several years ago, it was 270 pound Aggie tailback JaMaar Toombs.
Now, it’s 282 pound Aggie tailback Jorvorskie Lane.
What is it about over-sized running backs that fascinates the Aggies?

Steyn on the Conrad Black trial

conrad_black%20072707.jpgMark Steyn continues his excellent analysis of the criminal case against Conrad Black (prior posts here) with this lengthy piece on the trial, in which he agrees with me regarding the defense team’s decision not to have Lord Black testify:

When Black declined to testify in his own defence, the result was that he was defined only by the glimpses of him permitted by the government: he was the guy who, in Alana’s phrase, got the money, and sent boorish emails, and installed heated towel rails in his Park Avenue apartment. Had he been put on the stand, he would certainly have been tripped up by government lawyers in some areas, but he would have opened up others that allowed the jury to see Conrad Black as a man in full, warts and all, rather than only the warts, the unsightly carbuncles of non-compete fees and company-jet perks and a security video of a British peer taking boxes down the back stairs of a Toronto office building.

Steyn also has some choice words for the Black defense team, which he viewed as largely dysfunctional. Reading Steyn’s piece along with this lengthy Adrian and Olga Stein essay (pdf) on the background of the case against Lord Black leaves one with a depressing image of how the U.S. criminal justice system is being manipulated to regulate the unpopular businessperson of the moment.

Is Landry’s in trouble?

Landry%27s%20logo.gifCerberus Capital Management’s decision earlier in the week to terminate its attempted sale of $12 billion in Chrysler debt underscored the quickly tightening U.S. credit markets (except on oil patch deals!), and the ripple effects are already being felt in Houston. Check out this Houston Business Journal article about Houston-based restaurant company Landry’s:

Landry’s Restaurants Inc. is looking for new financing to replace its current credit agreement and outstanding 7.5 percent senior unsecured notes.
The Houston-based casual dining chain operator said Wednesday that it would not be able to file its annual report for the year ended Dec. 31 because an internal review of stock option granting practices is not complete.
As a result, Landry’s (NYSE: LNY) said it has been notified by U.S. Bank National Association — the trustee of its $400 million unsecured notes — that the unpaid principal and any interest is now due.
Landry’s expects to be able to refinance the loan, but due to “the recent tightening of the credit markets,” it could be under less-favorable financing terms.
The company also said it is not in compliance with a $450 million credit agreement with Wachovia Bank, National Association and other lenders. Landry’s expects it can get a waiver of the covenant and does not expect Wachovia to accelerate the indebtedness of the agreement. The amount outstanding is about $97 million.

Late yesterday, Standard & Poor’s Ratings Services lowered its credit ratings of Landry’s and continued to place the company’s ratings on negative watch because of Landry’s failure to file its 10K regulatory filing with the SEC for fiscal 2006 and its 10Q for the first-quarter 2007.
H’mm.
Update: Tilman’s bad dream.