Kenny Rogers and Benny Hinn compete in public snit contest

Kenny Rogers.jpgTexas Rangers pitcher Kenny Rogers and television evangelist Benny Hinn were in intense competition yesterday over who could have the most outrageous public snit of the month and perhaps the year.
First Rogers:

Rogers shoved two cameramen before the Rangers’ game against Los Angeles on Wednesday in a videotaped tirade that included throwing a camera to the ground and threatening to break more.

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“Kenny is having anger issues right now,” Rangers general manager John Hart said. “I don’t know what’s going on inside. We’re responding to something that’s very unusual.”
Rogers, who missed his last start with a broken pinkie he sustained during an outburst earlier this month, lashed out at the cameramen as they filmed him walking to the field for pregame stretching. He wasn’t scheduled to pitch and was sent home by the club following the incidents . . .
The 40-year-old left-hander first shoved Fox Sports Net Southwest photographer David Mammeli, telling him: “I told you to get those cameras out of my face.”
Rogers then approached a second cameraman. He wrestled the camera from Larry Rodriguez of Dallas-Fort Worth television station KDFW, threw it to the ground and kicked it.
The 6-foot-1, 210-pound pitcher saw two other cameramen who were recording from the Rangers’ dugout and walked toward them. He did not make contact with the men, who were backing away.
“I’ll break every … one of them,” Rogers said before he was escorted to the clubhouse by catcher Rod Barajas.
The Rangers sent Rogers home about an hour later . . .
Texas lost eight of nine entering Wednesday night’s game.
Rogers, who leads the team with nine wins, has refused to talk to reporters all season. He has also boycotted most media since a report before spring training that he threatened to retire if he wasn’t given a contract extension.

But as impressive as Rogers’ snit was, Hinn is not backing off. Unimpressed with the number of Nigerians who attended his latest crusade, Hinn went ballistic on the disrespectful Africans:

Whatever disappointment he felt on the first and second days of the miracle crusade, Hinn kept to himself – but he opened up with anger on the final day.
“Four million dollars down the drain,” he shouted into the microphone from the huge rostrum.
He said that he had been assured by the local organising committee that at least six million people would attend the crusade – but the total turnout was only around one million. As a result, he realised that all the mega public address equipment he had flown in from the US was not needed.
He also complained about some claimed expenditures, the charges imposed on pastors who attended his day-time seminar, and journalists who sought to cover the crusade.
He then announced publicly that he would not provide any more funds, and that the local organisers should pay all outstanding bills from the collections they made on the first two days.

Winner of the snit contest to be announced in a few days. Hat tip to Chris Elam for the link to the Hinn article.

DOJ decides not to go Arthur Andersen on Shell

Shell logo.jpgOver 15 months after opening a criminal investigation into Royal Dutch/Shell Group‘s overstatement of oil and gas reserves, federal prosecutors announced Wednesday that they will not charge the company in the continuing criminal probe. Here are previous posts over the past year and a half in regard to the reserve estimate mess and related problems that Shell and other energy companies have been confronting as a result of the government’s investigation.
Learning from the Department of Justice’s dubious decision to put Big Five accounting giant Arthur Andersen out of business through a misguided criminal prosecution, the Department of Justice observed as follows in its statement yesterday:

Because Shell has cooperated fully with the government’s investigation, has implemented substantial remedial efforts to enhance its reserves reporting and compliance, and has paid a $120 million civil penalty to the [Securities and Exchange Commission], the public interest has been sufficiently vindicated. Moreover, criminal prosecution would likely have a severe and unintended disproportionate economic impact upon thousands of innocent Shell employees.

However, just to make sure that no one should jump to the conclusion that the DOJ is backing off its questionable policy of prosecuting agency costs, David Kelley, the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, confirmed in an interview yesterday that the role of individuals in the energy reserve accounting scandal at Shell is still being investigated.
In 2004, Shell reported it has misstated for several prior years its oil and gas reserves, which are a key market gauge of the long-range health of an exploration and production company. Subsequently, Shell’s audit committee generated a report that blamed senior executives for ignoring warnings from Shell employees regarding the accounting of the reserves. As a result, Shell fired the chairman of its committee of managing directors and the chief executive of its exploration-and-production unit, and removed about 23% of the barrels of oil equivalent reserves from its books (about 4.5 billion barrels). Shell settled with the SEC and British regulators over the matter last year.

Bidg does it!

biggioplunk4.gifThe Stros’ future Hall-of-Famer Craig Biggio set the modern Major League record for being hit by a pitch this afternoon in Denver during the Stros’ game against the Rockies.
The Rockies Byung-Hyun Kim nailed Bidg in the 4th inning, which was the record setting 268th time that Bidg has been hit by a pitch. Bidg replaces Don Baylor as MLB’s modern hit-by-pitch record holder.
The folks over at Plunk Biggio are going nuts. By the way, that blog has the best disclaimer that I have seen in the blogosphere:

Moral disclaimer: The author of this blog does not support or endorse intentionally throwing at Craig Biggio.

Shelby Foote, R.I.P.

shelby foote.jpgShelby Foote, the historian whose three-volume The Civil War: A Narrative took him 20 years to write and who became the star of Ken Burns’ 11-hour 1990 PBS documentary on the Civil War, died on Monday at a Memphis hospital at the age of 88.
Here is Mr. Foote’s description of Gen. Robert E. Lee’s slow ride home after surrendering at Appomattox:

Grief brought a sort of mass relaxation that let Traveller [Lee’s horse] proceed, and as he moved through the press of soldiers, bearing the gray commander on his back, they reached out to touch both horse and rider, withers and knees, flanks and thighs, in expression of their affection.

Meanwhile, checking in on the Enron Broadband trial

With the Scrushy trial out of the way, those interested in the criminalization of business are now focusing on the Enron Broadband trial, which is slogging through its eleventh week.

Houston Chronicle Enron reporter Mary Flood battles through the chloroforming pace of the trial to file this report on the fourth day of testimony of the third of the five defendants to tesify — former Enron Broadband CEO Joe Hirko.

Given the glacial examination and cross-examination of the defendants, my earlier prediction was wrong that the trial would pick up speed during the defense case. It now appears that the trial will not wind up until sometime in mid-July.

The trial has resembled a low-scoring, extra innings baseball game — long periods of tedious boredom spiked by brief spasms of chaotic excitement. Although it is impossible to predict how the jury is responding to the tedium, one thing appears to be reasonably clear — a case that looked like a layup for the prosecution at the beginning of the trial has turned into an old fashioned dogfight.

The trial began in a lively manner as former Enron CEO Jeff Skilling popped in to check out the proceedings first hand, resulting in the prosecution requesting that the judge exclude him from the courtroom for the rest of the case.

Then, the prosecution’s troubles began when the testimony of it’s key witness — former Enron Broadband co-CEO Ken Rice — was impeached as the defense showed on cross-examination that a portion of his testimony related to a video segment that was never shown to analysts as the prosecution and Mr. Rice had represented to the jury on direct. The prosecution compounded that error by attempting to shift the blame for its oversight to a female video contractor, a tactic that could well backfire among a jury of predominantly middle-aged Texas men.

However, after those interesting early stages of the trial, the remainder of the prosecution’s case-in-chief was mind-numbingly boring, which sparked a jury rebellion at one point. Understandably nervous about the effect of the slow proceedings on the jury, the prosecution quickened their presentation so that they completed their case-in-chief in five weeks, but, in so doing, may have undersold their case against two of the five defendants — former EBS executives Kevin Howard and Michael Krautz — whose criminal exposure relates to their participation in a structured finance transaction that is separate and apart from the insider trading and money laundering charges against the other three defendants.

Then, as the defense case opened, the prosecution’s case took another huge potential hit when a former Enron Broadband engineer testified that the prosecution had threatened him if he chose to testify during the trial, which brought into focus a dubious Enron prosecution tactic of chilling key defense witnesses in the Enron criminal trials.

Nevertheless, as with the early excitement in the trial, that opening dust-up in the presentation of the defense case has evaporated into tedious examination and cross-examination of the three defendants who have testified to date — Mr. Hirko, Scott Yeager, and Rex Shelby. Given the prosecution’s emphasis on its insider trading and money laundering charges against those three and the relative paucity of the prosecution case against Messrs. Howard and Krautz (who are not subject to those charges), it remains unclear whether the latter two defendants will testify, although my sense is that they will.

Although its problematic predicting how all of this plays with the jury, it’s clear from Ms. Flood and John Roper’s reports from the trial that the three defendants who have testified to date have acquitted themselves reasonably well on the stand. As Ms. Flood’s latest report on Mr. Hirko’s testimony reflects, Mr. Hirko is defending himself effectively during the prosecution’s cross-examination over the key question of whether he and Messrs. Shelby and Yeager overhyped the EBS technology in news releases and at a 2000 stock analysts’ conference in order to boost Enron’s stock price and cash-in by selling their stock.

Inasmuch as the defense probably wins the trial if they can establish reasonable doubt in the jurors’ minds on that issue, the fact that the prosecution has not scored a knockout blow on any of the three defendants who are being prosecuted on the insider trading charges bodes well for the defense. Moreover, even if the “elephant in the courtroom” — that is, the huge amount of money in Enron stock sales that those three defendants made — is too much for Messrs. Hirko, Yeager and Shelby to overcome, the prosecution appears to have real problems in its case against Messrs. Howard and Krautz, who have been largely ignored for most of the trial.

Consequently, in a case that looked like a tap-in for the prosecution at the beginning of the trial, the Enron Task Force has to be nervous. Despite the Task Force’s effective public relations campaign to equate the name “Enron” with “business corruption,” the Task Force still has not actually done much in court to prove that proposition.

Of the 33 indictments so far in connection with the Enron scandal, 15 defendants have pled guilty and only six (including just one former Enron executive) have been convicted — five defendants in the controversial Nigerian Barge case and Arthur Andersen, whose conviction was overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court.

If some or all of the Enron Broadband defendants are acquitted, then that result will confirm that the federal government’s questionable policy of criminalizing agency costs is not nearly as effective as its campaign to destroy reputations.

Scrushy is acquitted

scrushy3.jpgFormer HealthSouth Corp. CEO Richard M. Scrushy was found not guilty today by the jury in the trial over over his alleged participation in a $2.7 billion accounting fraud at the huge health services company. Along with the sentencings in the Enron-related Nigerian Barge trial, the reversal in the Arthur Andersen case and the recent acquittal of Theodore H. Sihpol, the acquittal of Mr. Scrushy is the latest in a series of setbacks to governmental prosecutors’ attempts to criminalize business figures in the period after the meltdown of Enron at the end of 2001. Previous posts on the Scrushy case are here and here.
The Scrushy trial had turned into the legal equivalent of the Bataan Death March, as the jury was forced to endure four months of trial and 21 days of deliberations before arriving at a not guilty verdict on all 36 criminal counts against Mr. Scrushy, most of which related to conspiracy and securities fraud charges. The acquittal also marked the Department of Justice’s failure in its first attempt to convict a CEO for violating the 2002 Sarbanes-Oxley Act that requires CEO’s and CFO’s to confirm the accuracy of corporate regulatory filings personally.
But at the end of the day, the Scrushy case will stand for the dubious nature of the government’s policy of criminalizing merely questionable business practices. As much as the government protests that true business crimes are deterred by such vigorous prosecution of questionable business conduct, the fact of the matter is that any reasonable interpretation of justice is strained in squaring the result in the Scrushy case with the results in the Martha Stewart case, the sad case of Jamie Olis, the case of Dan Bayly, the case of William Fuhs, the DOJ’s handling of the Global Crossing case, the Tyco case, the Bernie Ebbers case and many others. As Professor Ribstein has noted:

So white collar prosecutions become a sort of lottery. If the prosecution can come up with something colorful, it wins, or maybe loses if it’s too colorful (Sardinia). These are not the elements of a rational criminal justice system.

Professor Ribstein comments further here.

Stros trade rumor

Randy Winn.jpgThis Seattlepi.com story reports that the Stros (34-40) are considering a trade of RHP Brandon Backe (-8 RSAA/5.31 ERA) for Seattle Mariners (33-41) OF Randy Winn (4 RCAA/.283 AVE/.354 OBP/.384 SLG).
I’m not wild about this proposed deal, but it’s certainly not a disaster. Despite his nice run at the end of last season, Backe is still a below average National League pitcher whose value may be at its peak right now. The switch-hitting Winn is no savior, either, but he is similar to Orlando Palmeiro (3/.318/.379/.471), which is not bad, and is a definite upgrade over Chris Burke (-12/.220/.269/.285) in left field. I’d rather have Austin Kearns (-4/.224/.306/.394) and take on the risk that he could turn his career around, but it takes two to tango and the Reds have not shown any inclination to date to dangle Kearns in a trade with the Stros. As noted here, the Stros need to take major steps in improving almost every non-pitching position on the team, and acquiring Winn would be a small step in the right direction.

The folly of mercantilism

unocal4.gifSebastian Mallaby joined the Washington Post editorial page in 1999 after 13 years with The Economist magazine, and is the author of The World’s Banker: A Story of Failed States, Financial Crises, and the Wealth and Poverty of Nations (Penguin Press 2004).
In this fine piece regarding the China National Offshore Oil Corp.’s hostile takeover bid for Unocal (previous posts here and here), Mr. Mallaby points out that it’s usually a bad idea to prevent a foreign company from overpaying for an American company:

Does it matter if China owns U.S. companies? Japan went on a corporate spending spree in the 1980s, and the chief victims were not Americans, as the protectionists predicted, but the Japanese themselves. The Japanese paid inflated prices for Hollywood studios and landmark New York buildings. The exiting American owners made off with a nice profit. The Japanese got burned.
The Unocal bid has triggered the same muddled complaining that attended those Japanese takeovers. The protectionists say the Chinese want to pay for Unocal with cheap loans from their taxpayers, just as Japanese corporations were once denounced for accessing cheap capital from servile banks. But this means that China’s taxpayers are offering sure profits to Unocal’s shareholders. Admittedly, it also means that Chevron’s shareholders stand to forgo a business opportunity, but then that opportunity may not have paid off. From the view of U.S. economic interests, this is a net plus.

Read the entire piece, and also contemplate Exxon CEO Lee Raymond’s thoughts on Chevron’s earlier bid for Unocal:

Q: What do you think of ChevronTexaco’s decision to acquire Unocal?
Mr. Raymond: I can never remember an industry consolidating at high prices. But I can remember an industry consolidating at low prices.
Q: Some people think prices will keep going up.
Mr. Raymond: Maybe. I’ll bet they’ll be lower at some point.

Finally, in pointing out that trade restrictions against China make little sense, Lawrence Kudlow notes in this Washington Times op-ed:

If a store is selling quality products at low prices, why would anyone want to shut it down?

By the way, courtesy of John Wagner, Mark Palmer — who was Enron’s head public relations spokesperson as the company slid toward bankruptcy — is CNOOC’s public relations point person in its bid for Unocal.

Big insurance premium for a big insurer

AIG15.jpgThe following is noted at the end of this NY Times article about American International Group Inc.‘s proxy statement that was recently published in anticipation of the company’s annual meeting on August 11:

A.I.G.’s proxy also noted that the cost of insuring directors and officers against lawsuits had increased significantly since the company disclosed a number of accounting irregularities earlier this year. The premium A.I.G. paid for such coverage last year was $9.4 million; the current premiums are about $32.8 million.

Ouch!

DOJ turns up the pressure on Milberg Weiss

Milberg Weiss.jpgFollowing on this post from over the weekend regarding the developments in the ongoing criminal investigation of lawyers in two firms who used to practice together in the well-known plaintiffs class action law firm formerly known as Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes & Lerach, this Wall Street Journal ($) article reports that Paul L. Tullman, a former stockbroker and lawyer who referred clients for class action cases to the firm, is cooperating with federal investigators in their criminal investigation of the way in which the firm recruited class representatives in the class action cases that the firm handled. Mr. Tullman was charged with in May 2004 with fraud and false statements on tax returns, and the WSJ reports that he copped a plea late last year. The plea agreement remains under seal.
As Professor Ribstein has pointed out, there is already a witch hunt aura to the government’s recent public disclosures regarding its investigation into Milberg Weiss’ practices. Referral fees in all types of lawsuits have been common and legal for decades, and there is not even an allegation yet — much less proof — that Milberg Weiss failed to disclose any such fees in either its tax filings or disclosures to the various federal courts in the various class action cases. Nevertheless, the government is using leaks of information to play to the general public’s resentment toward wealthy lawyers in turning up the pressure in its investigation of Milberg Weiss. Business interests may consider Milbert Weiss’ current plight sweet irony, but that does not make what the government is doing right.
As noted in this earlier post regarding Eliot Spitzer’s similar tactic toward former AIG chairman and CEO, Maurice “Hank” Greenberg, after over five years of investigating Milberg Weiss, if the government has a case against the firm, then it should get on with it.