Don’t miss Banjo Jones reminiscing about the Houston Post, which closed ten years ago today.
When I moved to Houston back in the early 1970’s, the Post was Houston’s morning paper and the Chronicle was delivered in the afternoon. Then, the Chronicle began to publish multiple editions, including a morning edition. Seemingly before you knew it, the Chron had bought the Post’s assets and the Post was no more.
As Banjo notes, Houston lost something quite special when the Post closed, and the newspaper landscape in Houston has never been anywhere near as interesting without it.
Monthly Archives: April 2005
San Antonio imitates California
One would normally not be all that surprised by reading this following news report coming out of California, but San Antonio?:
‘Mad Max’ Fan Convoy Ends in Arrests
SAN ANTONIO – Eleven “Mad Max” fans were arrested after alarming motorists as they made their way to a movie marathon in a theatrical convoy in which they surrounded a tanker truck armed with fake machine guns.
As the group was headed to San Antonio from nearby from Boerne on Saturday morning, police received several calls from motorists who reported a “militia” surrounding a tanker truck, a police report states.
Police charged nine people with obstruction of a highway and two others with possession of prohibited knives in addition to obstruction of a highway.
One of the organizers of the convoy, Chris Fenner, said the arrests were unfair. He said he didn’t know why anyone would have confused the costumed crew recreating a scene from “Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior” – set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland – with a real threat.
“I honestly don’t know how that could be, because ‘Road Warrior’ was so over the top,” he said.
About 25 people participated in the convoy and more than twice that number were expected to attend the movie marathon, which was canceled after the arrests.
A reader reminds me that this event would not have made the news in California because it would not have been considered particularly unusual and certainly no one would have been arrested. ;^)
The amazing Dan Jenkins
Given that it is Shell Houston Open week, it seem appropriate to note that Ft. Worth’s Dan Jenkins — whose writings were previously featured in posts here and here — is the best golf writer of our times. An outstanding golfer as a collegian at TCU, Mr. Jenkins has covered golf for various publications (he writes a column for Golf Digest these days) for over 50 years. He writes with an engaging combination of wit and historical perspective (he has covered the past 55 straight Masters golf tournaments), which allows him to compare better than anyone else the accomplishments of Tiger Woods to the other dominant golfers of the past 50 years, Ben Hogan and Jack Nicklaus. Thankfully, Mr. Jenkins has passed on his talent to his daughter, Sally, who is an excellent sportswriter for the Washington Post.
In connection with the recent Master’s golf tournament, Golf Digest ran this article excerpting pieces of Mr. Jenkins’ writings over the past 20 years and also providing parts of a recent interview with Mr. Jenkins. Don’t miss it. Here are a few gems:
On Ben Crenshaw’s emotional and inspirational 1995 Masters victory the week after the death of this long-time mentor, Harvey Penick:
“Not to bury the lead, but all in all, this Masters was a very bad week for atheists.”
On Greg Norman shooting 78 and blowing a six-shot lead to Nick Faldo on the last day of the Master’s in 1996:
“When Greg Norman self-destructed, Nick Faldo was right there to claim his third green jacket. A strange object slowly bled to death before our very eyes for four hours, and it wasn’t even a shark. Although Norman did it to himself and unleashed every Great White Can of Tuna joke in the book, his undoing also wrought sympathy from his most cynical critics. On the one hand, you could appreciate why Faldo hugged Greg on the final green. Why wouldn’t you hug a guy who’s been that nice to you?”
Which reminds me of Mr. Jenkins’ following joke (not included in the article) about Norman, who is a favorite target of Mr. Jenkins. Upon French golfer Jean Van de Velde’s blow-up on the final hole that cost him the 1999 British Open, Mr. Jenkins observed:
Q: What does “Jean Van de Velde” mean in English?
A: “Greg Norman.”Again on Norman, this time after he hit a wayward shot on the 18th hole of the 1986 Masters ensuring Jack Nicklaus’ fifth green jacket:
“What do you do if you’re Greg Norman in the 18th fairway of the Masters on Sunday and you’re trying to get Jack Nicklaus into a playoff? You hit a half-shank, push-fade, semi-slice 4-iron that guarantees the proper result for the history books. Oh, well, Greg Norman always has looked like the guy you send out to kill James Bond, not Jack Nicklaus.”
On the proliferation of Tournament Player Courses on the PGA Tour:
“TPC sounds too much like something kids sniff.”
On Ian Baker-Finch’s blow-up round during the 1997 British Open:
“He went out in 44 and came back in 48, which sounded like a man’s service history in World War II.”
And finally, in the interview, Mr. Jenkins is asked whether today’s PGA Tour players are as accessible to the press as the players of bygone eras:
“Not even close. Hell, they’re not even accessible to each other. The old guys hung out, in the locker rooms, bars, restaurants. Players and writers drank together, had dinner together. Back then, smoking wasn’t a felony and cocktails came easier.”
Dan Jenkins is a Texan and American treasure.
Update: I just have to pass along this Jenkins anecdote from Dr. Jim Bob Baker, a reader of this blog who commented:
After years of cigarettes and cream gravy, Jenkins had to face the inevitable Cardiac Bypass surgery, but he managed to joke about even this. His surgeon had said that he was planning to do 4 bypass grafts pre-operatively, but managed to restore good blood flow to Jenkins’ heart with only three, prompting Jenkins to brag that he had “birdied my bypass.”
“Birdied my bypass?” Classic Jenkins!
Stros limp home
After starting the season with a promising 4-1 homestand, the Stros (5-6) stumbled on their their first road trip of the season over the past week. The Stros lost five of six games on the trip, with the Mets (6-6) sweeping the Stros in three close games to begin the trip. Then, after the Stros blew out the Reds (6-5) in the first game of their weekend series, the Reds came back to win two close games to take that series.
Despite the disappointing road trip, the Stros are about where most everyone expected them to be 11 games into the season. Until slugger Lance Berkman returns (probably in a couple of weeks or so), it is unlikely that this Stros team has enough hitting to do much better than win as many games as they lose. In fact, unless changes are made, it is highly unlikely that this Stros team can win more than 85 games even with Berkman.
I hope Stros management is open to making changes because the Stros’ pitching staff is every bit as good as I predicted and, barring injury, good enough to carry the team to more than 90 wins. Through two weeks of the season, the Stros pitching staff is ranked second only to the Marlins (6-6)in the National League in runs saved against average (“RSAA,” explained here). With the exception of Brandon Duckworth‘s typically mediocre performance in today’s game, every Stros pitcher has been above-average in their pitching performances to date.
Although it’s a bit dicey to make firm conclusions less than 7% into a baseball season, it’s becoming clearer with each game that Phil Garner is not pushing the right buttons to maximize the effectiveness of the Stros’ meager offensive weapons. He continues inexplicably to bat the light-hitting Everett (.150 Ave./.255 OBP/.225 SLG) at leadoff even though Everett has not yet proven that he is even an average Major League hitter, much less an effective leadoff batter. Similarly, Garner continues to write the anemic Ausmus (.111/.200/.148) into the lineup each day even though Ausmus has now deteriorated to well below even replacement level performance. Meanwhile, Garner continues to sit Mike Lamb, the Stros’ best lefthanded hitter outside of Berkman, and makes such questionable moves as batting Jason Lane — arguably the club’s best hitter right now — sixth in the batting order in the final game of the Reds series.
This Stros club is going to win most of its games with its strong pitching. But the club’s hitting is so weak that there isn’t much marging for error, and Garner made his share over the past road trip. Garner needs to put Lamb in left field and leave him there and move Everett to the back end of the order. Then, the Stros’ management needs to call up catcher Humberto Quintero (acquired in the Tim Redding trade) from AAA Round Rock, where he is currently hitting .368/.428/.667. Quintero and Chavez would be a better duo than Chavez and Ausmus, who simply is no longer a major league quality player.
The Stros have a quick four game homestand this week with two games each against the Braves (6-5) and the Brewers (5-6)before going out on the road again to face the Cardinals (6-4) next weekend and then the Pirates (4-8) during the first part of next week. The Stros return home to face the Cubs (6-6) on Friday the 29th.
It’s 2005 Shell Houston Open week
The 2005 Shell Houston Open is this week at Redstone Golf Club as the no. 2 ranked player in the world — Vijay Singh — returns to defend his 2004 title. Shreveport native David Toms, the ninth-ranked player in the World Golf Rankings, is also in the field, but he is the only other player in the tournament who is in the Top 10 of the World Rankings. Although the tournament’s awkward date two weeks after The Masters — among other problems — continues to hurt the quality of the field, crowd favorites such as John Daly, Steve Elkington, Chad Campbell, Darren Clarke, Charles Howell III, Mark Calcavecchia, and Jose Maria Olazabal make the field good enough to justify making the trek to Redstone for a day or two of the tournament. Here is the Chronicle’s special section on the tournment.
This is the final Shell Houston Open tournament that will be played on the Redstone Golf Club’s Peter Jacobsen-Jim Hardy designed course. Next year, the tournament will move across the steet to the new Rees Jones course that the Houston Golf Association and Redstone have developed specifically to host the golf tournament. The HGA is hoping that the top PGA Tour players will take a liking to the new course and again make an effort to fit the Shell Houston Open into their schedules.
Although I have my doubts that this strategy will prove successful, I hope I’m wrong. The Shell Houston Open is good for Houston, but it is definitely a golf tournament that needs a shot in the arm.
C.T. wins a Dove Award
Chris Tomlin, my old friend who has been the subject of these previous posts, was awarded a prestigious Dove Award for Best Praise and Worship Album of the Year by the Gospel Music Association in its awards show on Wednesday night in Nashville. Chris’ award-winning album — Arriving — has been at the top of the contemporary Christian music charts for months now.
This richly deserved award could not have been won by a nicer fellow than C.T. However, the honor will still not stop me from continuing to throttle him on the golf course. That’s just the way it is in big golf games.
The Enron Broadband Trial
Almost three and a half years after Enron collapsed into bankruptcy, the first criminal trial involving exclusively former Enron executives will crank up in front of U.S. District Judge Vanessa Gilmore in Houston federal court on Monday. Here is the Mary Flood’s article from last week and from the Sunday edition of the Chronicle on the case, which is know in Enron legal circles as the “Enron Broadband case.”
Despite widespread public acceptance that the name “Enron” means “business corruption,” the Enron Task Force has not actually done much in court to prove that proposition. Of the 23 people on which the Task Force has obtained indictments so far in connection with the Enron scandal, six have pled guilty and five — but only one former Enron executive — have been convicted in the Nigerian Barge case. Moreover, in that trial, one of the two former Enron defendants (former Enron accountant, Sheila Kahanek) was acquitted. Accordingly, 11 of the 23 people who have been indicted in Enron-related cases still await trial.
The trial of the Enron Broadband case will take care of five of those remaining 11 defendants. Those five former Enron employees of the Enron Broadband Services (“EBS”) subsidiary face charges of making false and misleading public statements about the financial viability of EBS. Adding intrigue is that those charges are closely related to charges against Enron’s big three defendants — former chairman and CEO Ken Lay, former CEO and COO Jeff Skilling and former chief accountant, Richard Causey — that are pending and will go to trial in January, 2006. Thus, the outcome of the Broadband trial will likely set the stage for that big Enron trial and possibly for future Enron-related prosecutions.
EBS was a part of the Enron’s emergence from a large but unexciting gas pipeline company to a high-techn global trading market-maker. In acquiring EBS, Enron planned to build a high-speed network that could not only deliver telecommunications services, but also create a trading market for the network, much as the company had created big trading markets in natural gas and electricity. Thus, EBS helped give Enron the glow of a trendy Internet stock when investor interest was creating the bubble in such stocks during the late 1990s.
The latest indictment in the Broadband case alleges that the five former EBS executives from April 1999 through May 14, 2001 engaged in a scheme and made false and misleading statements that were designed to deceive investors and others about EBS’ technological capabilities, value, revenues and business performance. Essentially, the indictment contends that the EBS defendants had Enron issue false and misleading press releases to equity analysts and other investors, used fraudulent structured finance transactions to generate bogus revenue so EBS would appear to reach publicly announced financial targets, and failed to disclose materially adverse information about EBS’ poor business performance.
However, perhaps most troubling for three of the defendants — Joseph Hirko, Scott Yeager and Rex Shelby — is the government’s insider trading charges. Those three former EBS executives made a boatload of money on sales of Enron stock during the period in which the government contends that they made false and misleading statements regarding EBS. According to the indictment, Mr. Hirko sold stock valued at about $70 million, Mr. Yeager about $55 million and Shelby about $35 million, which are numbers that will perk up any jury. Messrs. Hirko, Yeager, and Shelby — along with former EBS executives Kevin Howard and Michael Krautz — face conspiracy to commit wire and securities fraud charges, while the indictment’s insider trading and money laundering charges are focused solely on Messrs. Hirko, Yeager and Shelby.
Other potential problems for the defendants are the plea bargains that two former EBS executives have struck with the Task Force prosecutors. Ken Rice, a former high-level Enron executive who was once EBS’ CEO, and Kevin Hannon, EBS’ former chief operating officer, were originally indicted in the Broadband case, but both entered into plea deals with the prosecution in which they agreed to testify during the upcoming trial. Under cooperation agreements with the government, Messrs. Rice and Hannon admit to some of the indictment’s allegations, including that Enron and EBS made false statements about the products, services and business performance of EBS. Mr. Rice pled guilty to one count of securities fraud and faces up to 10 years in prison and a $1 million fine, while Mr. Hannon pled guilty to one conspiracy to commit securities and wire fraud count and faces up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine.
The prosecution’s theory of the case revolves around the allegation that Messrs. Hirko, Yeager and Shelby orchestrated false press releases in April 1999 when touting the Enron Intelligent Network, which was a software driven telecommunications network. Although other EBS employees allegedly told the three defendants that “the Enron network was not intelligent,” the prosecution contends that the three continued issuing misleading press releases and marketing materials promoting EBS. In particular, the indictment refers to early drafts of a PowerPoint presentation that disclose that EBS’ network control software was under development. According to the prosecution, later versions of that PowerPoint presentation that were actually used in analyst meetings in December 1999 and January 2000 did not include that key disclosure. After one supposedly misleading presentation that was “received favorably by analysts and investors,” the prosecution contends that Enron’s stock price spiked from $54 on the day of the presentation to more than $72 the following day.
Meanwhile, the charges against Messrs. Howard and Krautz relate to a April 2000 structured finance transaction known as Project Braveheart that was designed to allow EBS to monetize a 20-year agreement with Blockbuster Inc. EBS’ agreement with Blockbuster provided that Blockbuster would obtain digital rights to films that EBS would encode and stream over its network to customers’ homes. The government contends that Messrs. Howard and Krautz understood the accounting rules relating to such a structured finance transaction, but that they intentionally violated those rules and withheld key information from Enron’s auditors so that the Braveheart transaction could be booked and allow Enron to post about $110 million in revenue in 2000-01.
The trial will feature at least two prominent members of Houston’s fine criminal defense bar. Jack Zimmermann — one of many proteges’ of legendary Houston criminal defense lawyer, Richard “Racehorse” Haynes — will represent Mr. Howard, while Lee Hamel, an experienced defender of white collar criminal cases in the Houston area, will defend Mr. Yeager.
Jury selection begins on Monday when 100 prospective jurors will report to Judge Gilmore’s courtroom for voir dire. Judge Gilmore told lawyers at a pretrial hearing earlier in the month that she will bring in another group of about 90 potential jurors on Tuesday if the lawyers do not pick a jury from the first group. Each side says they will need about four weeks for trial, so I’m guessing that the case will go to the jury sometime in early to mid-June.
Sentencing run amok
The Chronicle’s Mary Flood reports today on recent developments in the Enron-related Nigerian Barge case, in which four former Merrill Lynch executives and one former Enron executive are awaiting sentencing after being convicted last year of wire fraud and conspiracy charges in regard to a relatively small transaction in which Enron allegedly disguised a loan from Merrill as a sale of an interest in some barges off the coast of Nigeria. Two of the defendants are scheduled to be sentenced by U.S. District Judge Ewing Werlein this coming Thursday and the other three will be sentenced on May 12.
Ms. Flood and the Chronicle have gotten involved in the case by filing a motion to unseal pleadings after the Task Force and the defendants attempted to keep the Task Force’s recommendations relating to their sentences under seal (i.e., not available for public scrutiny). But one of the Merrill defendants — James Brown — earlier this week filed his objection to the Task Force’s sentencing recommendation in regard to him, and that pleading contains shocking information regarding the length of sentences that the Task Force is proposing. The Task Force Court is proposing sentences ranging from seven years for William Fuhs, the former low-level Merrill executive who had little control over the transaction, to an effective life sentence in prison for Dan Boyle, the former Enron executive who was in charge of closing the deal.
The basis of the Task Force’s draconian sentencing recommendations is the alleged loss to Enron resulting from the Nigerian Barge transaction. However, as noted in earlier posts here and in regard to the U.S. Chamber of Commerce amicus curie brief noted here, the Task Force’s position on the damages to Enron investors resulting from the relatively small barge deal is highly dubious and simply is not a credible basis for tossing business executives with no prior criminal record into prison for long periods of time.
Thus, even after the injustice of the sad case of Jamie Olis, the Justice Department continues its unfortunate policy of seeking maximum sentences against easy targets, such as relatively wealthy business executives. Given the utter lack of any perspective within the Justice Department regarding such matters, it’s going to take strong-willed judges to step in and impose sentences that relate fairly to the nature of the offenses. Let’s hope that Judge Werlein does just that on Thursday.
Dynegy settles class action claims
Former Enron suitor Dynegy Inc. has agreed to pay $468 million to settle a class action suit that accused the Houston-based company and several of its former officers and directors of conspiring to cook the company’s books to mislead investors. The Chronicle story on the settlement is here.
For more than a decade in the Houston business community, Dynegy was known as “Enron-lite” — a smaller energy company that tracked Enron’s success in various business ventures, but primarily in natural gas trading. The class action claims arose during the period after Dynegy’s failed merger with Enron during that latter company’s meltdown at the end of 2001. Inasmuch as Enron was a market-maker in energy trading, that entire industry suffered a major shakeout immediately after Enron’s demise, and Dynegy was one of the trading companies that had to scramble to avoid its own demise in the aftermath of Enron’s bankruptcy.
Dynegy said it will pay the settlement using available cash, insurance, company stock, and bank lines. Dynegy reported about $1.2 billion in cash and unused bank credit availability as of Dec. 31, 2004. Dynegy will use insurance to cover $150 million of the settlement, $250 million from its cash reserves, and the remaining $68 million will be in the form of Dynegy’s common stock issuance. Dynegy expects to book a first-quarter charge of $155 million from the settlement and associated legal expenses, and its stock finished Friday’s regular session down 3.8% at $3.56.
The class action claims revolved around a financial project dubbed “Project Alpha,” a system of gas trades that Dynegy allegedly used to mollify a discrepancy between lagging operating cash flow and rising net income. As a part of that deal, class plaintiffs alleged that Dynegy disguised a $300 million loan as cash to inflate its financial statements. Representatives of Arthur Andersen, Dynegy’s former auditor, testified that Dynegy representatives had not disclosed key parts of the deal to Andersen and that its accounting treatment of the deal would have been different had all information been disclosed. That testimony led to a well-known conviction in a related criminal case that is known on this blog as the sad case of Jamie Olis.
The settlement also covers negligence allegations pending against former Dynegy CEO Chuck Watson, former president Steve Bergstrom, and former CFO Rob Doty. Their portions of the settlement will be paid out of the company’s Directors and Officers’ liability insurance policy.
Neutralizing good golfers
Although Tiger Woods may not make it look so, golf is an exceedingly difficult game to play for most of us. Yet, because of the exceptional ability of Mr. Woods and a relatively few number of professional golfers, this Golf Digest article reports that the United States Golf Association is now officially searching for a more sluggish golf ball.
In an email dated April 11, the USGA is asking about 35 golf equipment manufacturers for prototype golf balls that fly shorter distances than those currently allowed. The email requests that manufacturers submit two golf-ball designs, one that would land 25 yards shorter on average than the USGA’s current standard, and another that would fall 15 yards shorter. The email stated that participation in the new prototype ball is voluntary and did not set a timetable for submitting the prototypes.
Until around 2000 or so, most good golfers used liquid-filled wound golf balls that were soft and easy to control, but did not fly as far as hard balls with solid cores and urethane covers. However, newer ball technology has now produced balls have a solid core and a urethane cover that are as easy to control as the old liquid-filled balls, so the good golfers are pounding these balls longer distances.
So, what’s wrong with hitting a golf ball further, you ask? Well, while most golfers are looking for any edge to make a difficult game easier, proud course owners contend that that the new balls make their courses too easy to play. As a result, a few course owners have lengthened their courses to make them more challenging, but golf “traditionalists” believe that such acts are sacriligeous and akin to retrofitting a work of art. Meanwhile, the vast majority of golfers do not hit a golf ball appreciably further with the new balls, and many of the new longer courses that are created to challenge the long hitters are simply torture chambers for the average golfer. Nevertheless, the mantra to rein in the golf ball coninutes on. Prominent professionals such as Jack Nicklaus and Greg Norman have lobbied for limits on golf equipment for years and Augusta National Golf Club, host of last weekend’s Masters Tournament, is also calling for technological restrictions.
On the other hand, golf manufacturers are resisting the call for restrictions. Outside the insulated world of professional golf, manufacturers understand that golf as a sport is struggled to keep golfers playing. The number of rounds played in the U.S. was about 495 million in 2003, which is down from a peak of around 520 million in 2000, and industry statistics reflect that new golfers each year are offset roughly by the number of people who give up the game.
Some manufacturers have suggested that the USGA consider allowing separate technologies for pros and recreational golfers, which would make the sport easier for recreational players while maintaining stricter standards for professionals. However, such a move would break with golf’s tradition of maintaining the same rules for all players, and it is highly uncertain how such a break would be received in the marketplace. Moreover, inasmuch as everyone from Mr. Woods to low-handicap recreational golfers can qualify for open tournaments, differing technological standards would raise the issue of where the USGA would draw the “technology line?”
So, in the end, the USGA should just leave good enough alone. No golfers are quitting the game because of technological innovations in golf equipment. The fact that a few professionals’ ability to hit the long ball is making a few courses obsolescent for professional tournament golf is an inadequate reason to make an already impossible game more difficult for the vast majority of golfers.