Possible relief from the worst television commercials ever?

viagra_wild.jpgThis BBC News article reports on a University of Minnesota Medical School study that links use of Viagra to vision loss:

[Researchers at the University of Minnesota Medical School] writing in the Journal of Neuro-ophthalmology, said it brought the total number of reported cases to 14. But Pfizer, the makers of the drug which has been used by more than 20m men since its launch in 1998, said the cases were a coincidence. The seven men, aged between 50 and 69 years old, had all suffered from a swelling of the optic nerve within 36 hours of taking Viagra for erectile dysfunction.

If the plaintiffs’ lawyers can use this information to prompt Pfizer to use Viagra’s advertising budget for defense costs rather than advertising, then I will be strong advocate of the plaintiffs’ bar in this case. Hat tip to the HealthLawProf Blog for the link to the BBC News article.

Lawyers, bring your schedules

lake.jpgComing on the heels of this earlier post on the Enron Task Force’s use of Ken Lay’s prior public statements to move for an early trial on the pending bank fraud charges pending against him, Mary Flood of the Chronicle reports that U.S. District Judge Sim Lake (picture on the left) has called a hearing in the case for next Friday to discuss scheduling matters in regard to the bank fraud charges against Mr. Lay.
Contrary to my earlier speculation, Ms. Flood speculates that Judge Lake — who does run an efficient docket — will schedule the bank fraud trial against Lay this summer before the bigger January 17, 2006 trial of the securities fraud charges against Mr. Lay and his co-defendants Jeff Skilling and Richard Causey.
This is a horrifying development not only for Mr. Lay, but also for Messrs. Skilling and Causey. The adverse publicity that will result from a trial of Mr. Lay six months before the trial of the multi-defendant case will be hard for the defendants to deal with in an environment that is already hostile to anyone associated with Enron.
Meanwhile, Ms. Flood also reports that there will be a panel discussion about the Enron scandal before the Houston premiere of Alex Gibney’s documentary, Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room on April 19, which was the subject of this earlier post.
By the way, I have not been asked to participate on the panel. ;^)

It’s The Masters and Martha time

masters100.gifThe Master’s Golf Tournament cranks up today and, almost on cue, Martha Burk is railing against the capitalist roaders wasting money on such nonsense. Writing in today’s Wall Street Journal ($), Ms. Burk asserts that corporate sponsorship of a rich man’s club that does not allow women members is only part of the good ol’ boys network that prevents an equal number of women from becoming members of corporate boards:
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Augusta National Golf Club, which openly and proudly discriminates against women, will produce its Masters Golf Tournament with considerable help from the masters of corporate America. After two years without sponsors, the tournament will again be underwritten — by stockholders and customers of IBM, SBC and ExxonMobil. The companies will spend between $7 million and $12 million for the privilege of sharing four commercial minutes per hour on the air. Even so, CBS will lose money on the broadcast, giving its stockholders — male and female alike — the opportunity to pick up the slack.
With the return of corporate sponsorships, there will no doubt be a return of corporate entertainment. Citigroup, Coca-Cola, Bank of America, and others will spend up to a million dollars apiece on lavish meals, liquor, housing, transportation, and gifts to customers. And that doesn’t count hidden overhead expenses such as use of the company plane, staff time, and cash-only “all-night entertainment services.”
It’s hard to imagine this kind of corporate involvement with a club that flaunted its race discrimination. In a parallel situation in 1990, when the subject was exclusion of blacks at the Alabama club hosting the PGA Championship, IBM pulled its sponsorship with the statement: “Supporting even indirectly activities which are exclusionary is against IBM’s practices and policies.” Yet because the subject is now gender discrimination, IBM repudiates these selfsame policies, and other corporate lemmings follow suit. If it’s good enough for Big Blue, why not?
The harm to stockholders pales beside the harm to working women. If the largest companies can send the message that sex discrimination is acceptable, it has a legitimizing effect that goes far beyond Augusta. It trickles down to frontline management, it permeates the culture, and it stifles women’s progress. If women were fully represented on corporate boards, it is doubtful they would approve company entertainment at places that keep females out, or nominate new board members who condone sex discrimination by belonging to such clubs. But females constitute only 10% of boards in the Fortune 500.
Why?

Well, maybe because of the good ol’ boy network, which happens to be the focus of Ms. Burk’s new book, Cult of Power, published this week by Scribner. But I’m sure that Ms. Burk would not use the purity of her criticism regarding corporate support for Augusta National Golf Club to promote her new book.
Apparently, Ms. Burk has a policy of advocating rather odd views. Apart from the dubious notion that a corporation’s support for a popular golf tournament means that it is supporting a golf club’s policy of discriminating against women, Ms. Burk’s argument fails to acknowledge that wealthy businessmen — as well as strident women — have the right in America to associate in a private organization with whomever they want. Those of us not in the organization may not like it, but about the time that we start advocating that the government do something about the club excluding people like us, we better start worrying about what else that a government so empowered can do. And believe me, a government so empowered can generate much greater injustice to women than anything Augusta National can do.
By the way, The Master’s website has a pop-up screen that allows you to watch players on the practice tee hitting balls while warming up and on a couple of holes on the course. Check it out. That is, if you can tolerate using the website of a club comprised of a bunch of rich, white guys.