Another Tiger Tale

Feherty04.jpgAs we watch Tiger Woods pursue his 13th major championship this weekend at the British Open, it’s worth reminding ourselves that we are blessed to be able to watch the best golfer in history. CBS golf commetator David Feherty, who often walks with Woods while covering tournaments, passes along this anecdote in a recent interview:

“People have accused me of being so far up Tiger’s arse that he can barely make a full swing, but I maintain that he is a special person.”
“There’s no one else on the planet who can do what he does or even think of doing what he does. I’ve often thought, instead of showing Tiger’s reaction to a shot he’s hit, we really should show the reaction of those around him.
“But here is the next best thing. I’m walking down the 18th fairway at Firestone Country Club with Ernie Els and Tiger, who has popped up a three-wood about 40 yards behind Ernie into some wet, nasty, horrible, six-inch rough.”
“Tiger’s cursing and taking clumps out of Ohio with his three-wood. And, of course, we’re not showing this on TV because we want to be able to interview him later. Ernie and I walk past Tiger’s ball, and it is truly buried.”
Ernie is tied with Tiger and he’s in the middle of the fairway. I’m standing with Ernie and my microphone is open. Ken Venturi [in the CBS booth] sends it to me and I say, “Tiger’s got 184 yards with two big red oaks overhanging the green. He’s got absolutely nothing. With a stick of dynamite and a sand wedge I might be able to move this ball 50 yards. Steve Williams [Woods’ caddie] tells me [with a hand signal] that he’s using a pitching wedge.”
“Tiger takes his swing. Every muscle in his body is flung at the ball. It looks like he’s torn his nutsack. The divot went as far as I could hit the ball. I’ve got my microphone at my mouth thinking, what the hell was that! The ball sails over the trees, lands behind the hole and backs up to a bout six feet from the flag. I open my microphone and Ernie turns and says, “F*** me!”
“My producer comes on in my earpiece and says, “Was that Ernie?” I say yes. He says, “Fair enough.”
“I could have described that shot for 15 minutes and not done as good a job as Ernie did with two words. This is one of the best players in the world talking, and you wanna know how good Tiger is? Ask Ernie Els.”

Dissecting the Stros’ woes

Biggio%20breaking%20bat.jpgThe Stros (40-54) won last night for the first time in five games since the All-Star Break, which has put the club in contention for the worst record in Major League Baseball this season. That performance prompted Baseball Prospectus to provide this “what’s busted” capsule summary ($) of the Stros’ woes:

What’s Busted? Organizational decision-making. Whether it’s putting Craig Biggio’s goal ahead of the ballclub’s fortunes, or Phil Garner’s fickle relationship with Lidge, or unquestioning Brad Ausmus cultism, or spending big money on Woody Williams and being surprised by the result, it’s fair to say that the Astros have consistently made the wrong choices when they have to freedom to make them, and only have happy results from thoseólike Hunter Penceówho force choices upon them.

Add to those bad decisions a string of bad drafts from 1998-2002 and the Stros have a real mess on their hands. In those five drafts, the Stros generated only a handful of productive players — Brad Lidge and Morgan Ensberg (1998); Jason Lane and Chris Sampson (1999); Chad Qualls and Eric Bruntlett (2000); Chris Burke and Matt Albers (2001); and nothing so far out of the 2002 draft, which is shaping up to be one of the worst drafts in Stros franchise history. The foregoing is not much of a return on investment in the Stros’ minor league development program.
Despite the clarity of the foregoing mistakes, Chronicle sports columnist Richard Justice continues to manage to to get it wrong in analyzing the Stros:

Tim Purpura’s biggest blunder was swapping Andy Pettitte and Roger Clemens for Woody Williams and Jason Jennings. It really begins with Pettitte. The Astros had such a dislike of his agent, Randy Hendricks, that they allowed it to influence their evaluation of the player. Bad mistake. Childish, too.
We’ll never know if they could have signed Pettitte. I suspect his heart was set on returning to New York. Close friends in the home clubhouse tell me he agonized over the decision and would have returned if the Astros had tried a little harder. Instead, they treated him like he was an optional part.
Neither he nor Roger Clemens have been great this season, but they’ve been far better than Woody Williams and Jason Jennings, who are a combined 5-16 with 14 quality starts and a 4.94 ERA. Pettitte and Clemens are 7-10 with 15 quality starts and a 4.25 ERA. To adjust the ERAs by league, Pettitte and Clemens are .18 of a run under their league average while Williams and Jennings are .65 of a run above.

Purpura’s biggest blunder? In point of fact, trading Pettitte and Clemens for Williams and Jennings hasn’t had much of an effect on the Stros’ season at all, while not signing them has had a huge positive impact on the Stros’ payroll. Had Pettitte and Clemens been pitching for the Stros this season, they would have saved the club about 27 more runs than Williams and Jennings to this point in the season. That translates to about 4-5 more wins, which would make the Stros record at best 45-49 and still far behind in the NL Central. Meanwhile, if the Stros had signed Pettitte and Clemens, then the club’s payroll would be bleeding by an additional $25 million or so over and above the aggregate $10.5 million or so that they are paying Williams and Jennings. Had that occurred, Justice would probably be criticizing the Stros for wasting a substantial chunck of the club’s payroll on a couple of high-injury risk veterans on the downside of their respective careers.
The bottom line on this season is that the Stros pitching staff has underperformed so badly that having both Pettitte and Clemens would not have improved that overall performance enough to matter. Stros General Manager Tim Purpura has made some mistakes, such as signing Williams in the first place. But electing to pass on overpaying Pettitte and Clemens was not among them.

A big Houston deal

pogo%20logo.gifTwo Houston-based exploration and production companies made big news on Tuesday as Plains Exploration & Production Co. agreed to buy Pogo Producing Co. for $3.42 billion in cash and stock. The Houston Chronicle story on the transaction is here.
Plains will pay $1.5 billion in cash and issue 40 million of its shares to purchase Pogo, which has been the subject of acquisition rumors for months as dissident shareholder Third Point LLC expressed disappointment with Pogo’s financial performance and the legacy management team of Pogo founder, chairman and CEO, Paul Van Wagenen. Pogo shareholders will receive 0.68201 share of Plains Exploration and $24.88 in cash for each share of Pogo they own, which values each Pogo share at $57.53. Pogo shareholders will hold a 34% stake in Plains Exploration and two Pogo board members board will join Plains’ board when the deal closes in the fourth quarter of this year.
The acquisition will nearly double Plains’ estimated-reserve potential to 1.4 billion barrels of oil equivalent and provide the company with substantial onshore producing properties in the Texas Panhandle and Permian and Gulf Coast regions, as well as the Madden Field in Wyoming and the San Juan Basin in New Mexico.
Pogo, which agreed in May to sell its Northrock Resources unit for $2 billion to Abu Dhabi National Energy Co., saw the markets greet the announcement with enthusiasm as the comany’s shares rose $7.02 (or 14%) to $57.50 as of 4 p.m. in New York Stock Exchange composite trading. On the other hand, Plains stock was off $3.31, or 6.5%, to $47.88.
Bully for Mr. Van Wagenen, who is one of the classiest and most pleasant CEO’s in the Houston business community.

Judge Kaplan hammers the DOJ in the KPMG case

kpmg%20logo071706.jpgAs widely anticipated, U.S. District Judge Lewis Kaplan dismissed all charges today against 13 former KPMG partners in the KPMG tax shelter case because of the prosecution’s interference with the defendants’ Constitutional rights under the Fifth and Sixth Amendments. A copy of the decision is here (pdf), Peter Lattman provides this handy timeline of the case, while Ellen Podgor and Larry Ribstein and Kevin Lacroix provide their usual lucid commentary on Judge Kaplan’s decision.
Although expected, Judge Kaplan’s decision is a watershed event in the government’s campaign since the demise of Enron to increase regulation of business through criminalizing merely questionable transactions where responsibility for financial loss is more appropriately allocated among multiple participants in a civil context. The difficulties of fitting the round peg of legal business transactions into the square hole of criminal law has resulted in an unprecedented surge in dubious cases and prosecutorial misconduct epitomized by the legacy of abusive tactics of the Enron Task Force. Jamie Olis is serving six years in prison after being put through precisely the same wringer that Judge Kaplan determined was unconstitutional in the KPMG tax shelter case. But the shameless prosecutorial tactics of pursuing weak cases against unpopular targets (see also here), icing witnesses with exculpatory testimony and introducing junk evidence to confuse the jury are just as alien to justice and the rule of law as depriving defendants of their ability to mount an effective defense.
And make no mistake about it, Judge Kaplan lays the wood to the U.S. Attorneys’ Office for the Southern District of New York in his decision. The following excerpts are just a sampling of his criticism. As to the government’s disingenous assertion that KPMG ceased paying defense costs of its former partners on its volition and not under the threat of the DOJ going Arthur Andersen on the firm:

It now is undisputed that KPMG has been paying the defense costs of at least eleven of the sixteen KPMG Defendants in civil cases relating to the tax shelters here at issue and also the defense costs of eight of them in regulatory inquiries relating to the conduct in question in this case. . . . it is striking that KPMG has paid these costs subject to the requirement that the individuals be represented in the civil matters by attorneys who are not involved in defending this criminal case.
The fact that KPMG is paying civil defense costs, regardless of amount, is consistent with its uniform practice over many years. What makes the criminal case different is only the Thompson Memorandum and the USAOís actions. Indeed, the fact that KPMG has been paying the civil defense costs on condition that the defendantsí lawyers in those matters be different than their lawyers in the criminal case ñ a condition that is at war with any consideration of economy or efficiency ñ demonstrates with astonishing clarity that the different treatment of the criminal case defense costs has been driven from the outset by the fear that the government would view any assistance in defending against the indictment as a black mark against KPMG. KPMG cut off payment of defense costs to anyone who was indicted for one reason and one reason alone ñ the Thompson Memorandum and the related actions of the USAO. In their absence, KPMG would have paid every penny, just as it always had done before.

On the prosecution’s shocking manipulation of KPMG to deprive the defendants of their constitutional rights:

Just as prosecutors used KPMG to coerce interviews with KPMG personnel that the government could not coerce directly, they used KPMG to strip any of its employees who were indicted of means of defending themselves that KPMG otherwise would have provided to them. Their actions were not justified by any legitimate governmental interest. Their deliberate
interference with the defendantsí rights was outrageous and shocking in the constitutional sense
because it was fundamentally at odds with two of our most basic constitutional values ñ the right to counsel and the right to fair criminal proceedings. But the Court does not rest on this finding alone. It would reach the same conclusion even if the conduct reflected only deliberate indifference to the defendantsí constitutional rights as opposed to an unjustified intention to injure them. [ . . . ]
The governmentís actions with respect to legal fees were at least deliberately indifferent to the rights of the defendants and others. In all the circumstances, this behavior shocks the conscience in the constitutional sense whether prosecutors were merely deliberately indifferent to the KPMG Defendantsí rights or acted more culpably.

And Judge Kaplan concludes with the following passage from Berger v. United States on the proper purpose and scope of prosecutorial conduct, the meaning of which has been lost among the current crop of prosecutors in the Department of Justice:

[A prosecutor] is the representative not of an ordinary party to a controversy, but of a sovereignty whose obligation to govern impartially is as compelling as its obligation to govern at all; and whose interest, therefore, in a criminal prosecution is not that it shall win a case, but that justice shall be done. As such, he is in a peculiar and very definite sense the servant of the law, the twofold aim of which is that guilt shall not escape or innocence suffer. He may prosecute with earnestness and vigor ñ indeed, he should do so. But, while he may strike hard blows, he is not at liberty to strike foul ones. It is as much his duty to refrain from improper methods calculated to produce a wrongful conviction as it is to use every legitimate means to bring about a just one.î

Amen.

It’s time for The Open

logo_open2007.gifThe 136th British Open begins play this Thursday at Carnoustie in Scotland, so NY Times golf writer Damon Hack sets the stage (see also here) for this year’s event. The Open’s website is always one of the best tournament websites, and this year’s version includes this slick visual guide to the golf course. Meanwhile, Austin’s Dave Pelz, Phil Mickelson’s short game guru, gives this interesting interview on how Team Mickelson is preparing for the special challenges of Carnoustie.
By the way, this year’s event is the first time that the Open has been back to Carnoustie since 1999, when France’s Jan Van de Velde self-destructed on the 72nd hole by taking a 7, blowing a three shot lead and then blowing another opportunity to win the championship in the subsequent playoff. That meltdown on the final day of a major tournament prompted one of the better golf jokes that I’ve heard over the years:

“What does ‘Jan Van de Velde’ mean in English?”
“Greg Norman.”

The sad grave of Bullet Bob Hayes

Bob%20Hayes.jpgBefore the ubiquitous burners these days at the wide receiver position in the National Football League was the Dallas Cowboys’ Bullet Bob Hayes, the 1964 Olympic gold medal winning sprinter-turned-NFL All-Pro wide receiver.
Hayes played before the days of big money in the NFL and his life took a turn for the worse in the 1970’s when he served prison time for being involved in a drug ring. Hayes died at the age of 59 in 2002 from kidney failure and is still a legend in his hometown of Jacksonville, Florida, but this Jacksonville Times-Union article indicates that his legendary status does not equate with a fitting resting place:

In a corner of A. Philip Randolph Park, a statue surrounded by red, white and pink flowers captures “Bullet” Bob Hayes at his Olympic peak – the 1964 Tokyo games – whizzing past the competition in the anchor leg of the 4×100 meter relay.
Yet, on the other side of the city, the final resting place for Jacksonville’s most revered athlete is nothing more than a bare patch of grass. [. . .]
In 1999, the Times-Union named the phenom who rose from poverty on Jacksonville’s Eastside to Olympic greatness, and later stardom for the Dallas Cowboys, as its Athlete of the Century.
Hayes is remembered locally as an Olympic legend for his world record performances and two gold medals in Tokyo – his anchor sprint in the relay is still considered among the fastest ever. And later, as a player in the National Football League, his unmatched speed forced defenses to revise their zone schemes. He holds 22 Dallas records, including 71 career touchdown receptions and 20 yards per catch, and is enshrined in the Cowboys’ Ring of Honor.
But in Edgewood Cemetery, where Hayes is buried, there seems to be a legacy deferred – an empty tract with no headstone. Times-Union reporters who visited the burial site twice, once in June and again last week, observed no marker of any sort. A Times-Union photographer on Saturday found a temporary marker at the site. [. . .]

The influence of junk evidence on juries

jury.jpegWhat do the juries in the Conrad Black , Dr. William Hurwitz and the Enron-related criminal trials have in common?
In response to the verdict in Lord Black’s trial, Professor Bainbridge observed that the result appeared to be a “compromise” verdict in which a portion of the jury did not believe Black was guilty of any of the thirteen charges against him but gave in to a guilty verdict on four of the counts just to get the damn thing over with.
Meanwhile, Professor Ribstein notes that this WaPo article reports that Dr. Hurwitz — a sacrificial lamb of America’s dubious drug prohibition policy — has been re-sentenced to a bit less than five years in prison as a result of his conviction on drug trafficking charges for prescribing pain relief medication for his chronic pain patients. In that connection, John Tierney explores the shameless prosecutorial tactic in the Hurwitz trial of offering shoddy evidence and testimony based on junk science to influence the jury against Hurwitz and the distraction that such charges caused for both the jury and the Hurwitz defense.
The prosecutorial misconduct that Tierney exposes in the Hurwitz trial also took place during the Black trial, where the prosecutors mischaracterized Black’s actions on the CanWest deal, on the Bora Bora trip, on his wife’s birthday party and much else, including now that Black is a flight risk and should be jailed immediately. The same prosecutorial tactics were also rampant throughout the Enron-related prosecutions, particularly the LaySkilling trial (see also here), the Nigerian Barge trial and the Enron Broadband trials.
In Lay-Skilling, the prosecution frequently elicited testimony about matters that it had either dropped from the case prior to trial or never charged in the first place; these bunny trail distractions became so common that the defense team began to characterize them as “drive-by shootings.” Heck, during the trial last year of former Enron Broadband executive Kevin Howard, the government argued to the jury that Howard’s knowledge of Enron Broadband’s mere breach of a joint venture agreement was evidence of a crime, despite the fact that the breach of contract was clearly in Enron Broadband’s financial interest and had been disclosed to and approved by Enron Broadband’s outside counsel.
Add in the fact that all of these white collar cases involve at least a dozen charges and months of testimony, and it’s easy to understand how jurors become overwhelmed by it all. The common juror reaction to such prosecutorial mudslinging — along with the real presumption in such cases — is “Gosh, the government is contending all this bad stuff against the defendant, he must have done at least something criminal.” Compromise verdicts are the natural result.
What can be done? Well, one thought is to give the judge more power to determine whether the case should ever go to trial in the first place. In civil cases, summary judgment procedure provides judges with this option, and often resolves the case before trial or dramaticaly limits the issues that are tried to the jury.
Probably because of the limited discovery that takes place in criminal cases, no analogous procedure has developed in criminal cases where a defendant could argue before trial that — based on a preview of the evidence and testimony that the prosecution and the defense would introduce at trial — the trial judge should dismiss the case because no reasonable jury would conclude that the government could fulfill its burden of proving each and every element of the alleged crime beyond a reasonable doubt. Nevertheless, given the current unlevel playing field in white collar criminal cases, perhaps such a pre-trial procedure would be one way to pre-empt the prosecutorial chloroforming of the juries that has become sadly common in white collar prosecutions since the demise of Enron.

The WSJ discovers The Hamptons of Houston

giww-galveston.jpgFirst it was the New York Times extolling Galveston as “the Hamptons of Houston.”
Now, Houstonian’s favorite getaway destination is getting the favored treatment from the Wall Street Journal:

Throughout its history, Galveston has been a striking testament to human persistence and ingenuity — and the power of denial. The island has a stomach-churning history of boom and bust. Its rise as a major Southern port city was cut short by the 1900 hurricane.
Protected by a new 17-foot sea wall, Galveston boomed again as the Sin City of the Gulf until Texas Rangers shut down its illegal gambling trade in the late 1950s. After that, eclipsed by the Port of Houston, Galveston limped through the remainder of the 20th century, struggling to pay the bills.
This century has seen Galveston’s fortunes rise again. The island is beloved in Texas as part of the state’s colorful past and also for its diverse appeal. Tourists flock to the historic districts and miles of public beaches, while fishermen and birders hang out along the jetties, bayous and surf. Out-of-town investors have revitalized the east end of the island, protected by the sea wall, where the original city and docks were built. Now it is a vibrant tourist spot packed with restaurants and shops against a backdrop of cruise ships and barnacle-covered fishing boats lined up along the docks.

Read the entire article.

Fair tax?

income%20taxes%20graph.jpgGreg Mankiw provides this particularly lucid analysis of the current status of the progressive U.S. income tax system. Keep it handy when listening to the demagoguery over tax rates that will take place during the upcoming 2008 Presidential campaign.

Katrina evacuees and the enduring nature of poverty

dome%20evacuees.jpgIn the summer of 2005, tens of thousands of citizens from the New Orleans area relocated to Houston and other cities in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, most of whom never returned to their former home. A substantial number of those evacuees were poor and largely unemployed in the depressed New Orleans-area economy that existed even prior to the destruction of Katrina. Thus, the hope was that those evacuees would be able to improve their living standard by starting anew in economically vibrant areas such as Houston.
Unfortunately, that has not been the case. As this Jacob Vigdor post notes, research on the Katrina evacuees is indicating that the syndrome of poverty is extremely difficult to change:

Should governments help residents of depressed regions move towards more prosperous areas? Evidence from Katrina evacuees suggests that such efforts are likely to fail. The fortunes of long-term evacuees are almost completely unrelated to the characteristics of the cities to which they relocated. [. . .]
What can the world learn from the experiences of Hurricane Katrina evacuees? As indicated in other recent research carefully examining the impact of residential location on employment, moving a poor, undereducated citizen from a declining urban area to the middle of a vibrant economy is not likely to be a quick, cheap way to find him or her a job. While participants in a voluntary relocation programme would almost certainly be exposed to less personal trauma than Katrina evacuees, the survival instinct alone appears to be insufficient to guarantee success. Particularly in nations with social welfare systems more generous than the American model, the result of any such programme seems quite likely to increase, rather than assuage, drains on the public budget in the short-to-intermediate term.