Dan Jenkins on Vince Young

dan jenkins4.jpgVinceYoung7.jpgAs regular readers of my blog know, Dan Jenkins of Ft. Worth is my favorite sportswriter, bar none (previous posts on Jenkins are here, here, here, here and here). In this interesting David Barron article that explores where the 2005 edition of the Texas Longhorn team fits among the great teams of the past in the Horns’ legendary football program, Jenkins makes the following hilarious observation about the 2005 Texas team and its star quarterback, Vince Young:

“Even if this team wins it all, the whole deal, in my mind it won’t be the best Longhorn team of all time. That’s because this team is led by an alien, not a human, and its biggest threat is a busted play where the alien goes back to pass, can’t find a receiver, then runs over everybody for a touchdown.”
“If Vince Young carried the ball on every play, Texas would win games 85-0. But that’s not a team, it’s a group of undistinguished guys led by a monster from outer space. Nobody outside of Austin can name another player on the 2005 team, other than, maybe, Jammal Charles. Nobody.”

My vote for the best Horns team was the 1968 team, which lost and tied a game before Coach Darrell Royal said “what the hell” and switched to the Wishbone offense. After that key move, the ’68 Longhorns dominated the remainder of their opponents in a manner unequaled by any of the Horns’ national championship teams.

Spitzer spins his payola investigation

spitzernew12.jpgApparently disturbed with the adverse publicity earlier this week emanating from the decision not to pursue this case, New York’s Aspiring Governor fought back yesterday by announcing that he is continuing to protect all of us from that sordid business practice of payola — i.e., radio stations owners accepting money from promoters to pay certain types of noise — er, I mean, music — over the airwaves. this NY Times article reports that Mr. Spitzer has reached a $5 million settlement with Warner Music Group Corp. for offering trips, gifts and agreements to cover operating costs in exchange for increased airplay for certain songs. Here is an earlier post on Mr. Spitzer’s payola investigation.
By the way, the Wall Street Journal ($) article on the settlement included the following quote from Mr. Spitzer: “I never like to presume what an investigation will show or conclude.” Oh, really?
Although certainly an effective vehicle for his gubernatorial campaign, Spitzer’s payola investigation is simply another example of his misguided approach to regulating business (Larry Ribstein has been at the forefront of making this point). As with his many other forays, Spitzer has used the leverage of a criminal investigation to force the type of business regulations that he deems appropriate. But Spitzer’s regulations are not developed under any legislative process and are not even reviewable under the normal administrative process for business regulations. In short, Spitzer’s approach is regulation through force rather than the rule of law, without regard to whether the regulations that he is imposing are more costly to the public than the supposed wrongs that the regulations are supposed to correct.

The Times mudslings at the Texas Genco deal

texas_genco.jpgYou can’t slip a deal past the New York Times in which too much money is being made.
In this article that is clearly intended to decry capitalists taking advantage of deregulated markets, the Times compares the sellers in the pending Texas Genco deal (more accurately described in earlier posts here and here) with the societal pariah Enron and then mischaracterizes the true risk that the sellers took on the deal.
I was going to criticize the Times’ one-sided analysis of the Texas Genco deal, but then it occurred to me that such puerile analysis is utterly consistent with a news outfit that — in the face of the public’s increasing access to free online news sources — responds to its sagging subscription sales by charging for its web content. For a more astute analysis of the transaction, note Dale Oesterle’s observations on the deal over at the Business Law Prof Blog.

How does the Enron Task Force really feel about Arthur Andersen?

David Duncan.jpgThis earlier post noted the 180 that the Enron Task Force has recently taken in regard to defunct accounting firm Arthur Andersen. After demonizing the firm, gutting it with a misguided prosecution, and alleging that a number of the firm’s former partners were co-conspirators in several Enron-related prosecutions, the Task Force is now embracing several former Andersen partners as prosecution witnesses in its upcoming legacy trial against former key Enron executives Ken Lay, Jeff Skilling, and Richard Causey. In short, after putting Andersen out of business as an accomplice of the evil Enron, the Task Force is now contending that Enron duped Andersen just like everyone else.
On the heels of that development, David Duncan, the former Andersen partner-in-charge of the Enron account at the time of the company’s demise, earlier this week requested — without opposition from the Enron Task Force — that U.S. District Judge Melinda Harmon allow him to withdraw his previous guilty plea under this cooperation agreement for allegedly obstructing the federal investigation of Enron. Duncan had testified — albeit ineffectively — during the Andersen trial in 2002 as a Task Force witness against Andersen, and has been awaiting sentencing ever since.
Meanwhile, the Task Force also requested dismissal of its criminal case against Andersen after publicly stating that it was prepared to retry the case just a couple of weeks ago. As a result, the Task Force will not be providing an “Andersen annuity” for Andersen defense attorney Rusty Hardin after all.

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