“It’s nice to have a train car to myself”

Las%20Vegas%20monorail%20021207.jpgAbout a year ago, this post noted the boondoggle status of Las Vegas’ then new $650 million, 4.4 mile monorail project. As is typical with such boondoggles, passage of time does not make the problem any better:

Donna Washington loves riding the Las Vegas Monorail, but not for a reason that would cheer its owners.
ìIn my town, the trains are always jam-packed, so itís nice to have a train car to myself here,î said Ms. Washington, 44, a Chicagoan vacationing here. ìI do wonder, though, where all the people are.î[. . .]
. . . ridership numbers for the Disney-inspired system, which stops at nine hotel-casinos and the Las Vegas Convention Center, are falling amid a lackluster marketing campaign, technical problems and revenues so far below projections that Wall Street fears that a default on its bonds could occur by the end of the decade.
December was the monorailís worst month, with 18,197 riders per day, far below the 53,000 predicted by studies used to sell the bonds to investors and to persuade public officials to give up public right of way. Despite a management shakeup in mid-2005 that purged the company of its founding executives, the systemís average ridership plunged 31 percent in 2006, to 19,219 per day.
The companyís new chief executive, Curtis L. Myles III, said that drop was somewhat anticipated after fares were raised in December 2005 to $5 a ride from $3. That move increased revenues by 4 percent, to $31.4 million for the year, still far short of the $44.9 million needed to break even. The total cost of the system per year is about $61 million; the monorail receives about $16 million in advertising revenues from companies like Sprint, which is about to start providing wireless Internet access on the trains and has a 15,000-square-foot store at the convention center stop.
Mr. Myles acknowledged in an interview that the companyís cash reserves, estimated by Fitch at about $89 million, would run dry by 2010 if revenues did not improve. To break even, he said, the monorail would need to increase ridership by about 50 percent.

And can you guess the Las Vegas Monorail Company’s proposed solution? Of course, double-down on the monorail bet — a $500 million expansion!
Read the entire article. And yes, a similar thing could happen here.

The new Prohibition run amok

office%20betting%20pool.jpgI swear, you can’t make this stuff up.
A couple of weeks ago, the government was moving in on Wall Street in connection with its overwrought jihad on internet gambling interests. But now, Radley Balko notes that authorities are racheting down on an even more insidious gambling problem — great-grandmothers who run betting pools on NFL games at the local Elks Lodge!:

A volunteer waitress and a widowed great-grandmother who tends bar at the Lake Elsinore Elks Lodge are due in court later this month after pleading not guilty to misdemeanor charges of operating an illegal gambling operation.
Margaret Hamblin, 73, and 39-year-old Cari Gardner, who donates her time as a waitress at the lodge, face up to one year in jail and a $5,000 fine for allegedly running a $50 football pool at the facility, the Press-Enterprise reported.
The charges stem from a Nov. 20 investigation by state Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control agents into an anonymous tip that lodge members bet on NFL games.
Behind the bar, the armed agents found an envelope with $5 from each of the 10 members taking part in the pool. The person who came closest to guessing the combined score of the Jacksonville Jaguars and the New York Giants was to pocket the contents, according to the Press-Enterprise.
“It was just regular ‘Monday Night Football,’ ” said Hamblin, who has tended bar for 40 years, six of them at the lodge. “We were sitting at the bar, and the gang wanted to do something,” she said, according to the newspaper.
Timothy Clark, who heads the department’s Riverside district, which issued the citations, said football pools “are a violation of the law, and we will take whatever we feel is appropriate action to ensure compliance by our licensees,” the newspaper reported.
Clark said he has recommended a one-year probationary period during which the lodge could host no gambling activities, or it would face a 10-day license suspension, according to the Press-Enterprise.
That means the end of events such as a “50-50” raffle in which proceeds typically go to scholarship funds and local charities for disabled children and veterans, Hamblin told the newspaper.
Hamblin and Gardner, who are represented on a pro bono basis, must return to court Feb. 28 for a preliminary hearing, at which a judge will determine if there are grounds to order them to stand trial.
In the meantime, beverage control officials are reviewing the Elks Lodge license, according to the newspaper.

Feel safer?

Nice commute

Mickelson%20021207.jpgPhil Mickelson won his first PGA Tour event of the new season this weekend by five strokes at the Crosby at Pebble Beach (I know, I know, it’s really the ATT Pebble Beach Pro-Am, but I’m old school).
Meanwhile, Geoff Shackelford notes that Mickelson committed to playing in next weekend’s event — the Nissan Open at Riviera in L.A. — where he will deploy a rather unique commuting strategy in regard to Southern California traffic:

After suggesting Thursday that he might, Mickelson did enter next week’s Nissan Open before yesterday’s deadline. He will play at Riviera for the first time since 2001.[. . .]
Mickelson said he would attempt to commute to L.A. each day from his home in Rancho Santa Fe by using his private jet, flying from Palomar Airport to Santa Monica Airport.

By the way, if you have any question that Mickelson is a good guy or that the NFL isn’t particularly appreciative of its former players, read this.