More on rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic

usair_silver2.gifA day after the news of the latest big merger, the WSJ’s Melanie Trottman reports here ($) that the merger of U.S. Airways and America West Airlines is having, ahem, might we say, “cultural problems”:

As executives try to figure out how to make the newly merged US Airways Group Inc. profitable, employees from both sides of the merger are squabbling over everything — from choosing uniforms to more weighty issues such as how to determine seniority for pilots and how to manage discounted free-flight privileges for workers.
Last month, violence erupted at a Philadelphia airport hotel between members and officials of unions vying to represent the fleet-service workers of the combined airline. According to the police, 25 members of the premerged US Airways’ fleet-service workers union showed up at an open meeting conducted by five organizers for the union that represents fleet-service workers at America West, telling them to leave. When they didn’t, the entrants started to fight and throw chairs at the five organizers, according to police.

Read the entire article. Inasmuch as US Airways has been in chapter 11 twice over the past several years and America West has also been through a chapter 11 reorganization in its past, the next chapter 11 reorganization of this merged airline would technically be a chapter 44 (4 X 11) case, which I believe would be a record for even the notoriously reorganization-prone airline industry.

Leif Clark denies motion on grounds of incomprehensibility

Leif Clark.jpgThe indefatigable Peter Lattman shares with us this hilarious opinion by Bankruptcy Judge Leif Clark of San Antonio, who cites a scene from the Adam Sandler movie, Billy Madison, in concluding that “[t]he court cannot determine the substance, if any, of the Defendantís legal argument, nor can the court even ascertain the relief that the Defendant is requesting. The Defendantís motion is accordingly denied for being incomprehensible.î
A friend of mine commented that Judge Clark’s opinion reminded him of Houston-based U.S. District Judge Lynn Hughes‘ reaction several years ago to a particularly illiterate FDIC motion to substitute counsel. After marking up the proposed form of order to delete surplusage, Judge Hughes wrote the following message in bold pen under his signature to the attorney who had drafted the motion:

“How did you write before your lobotomy?”

The risk of going for the cheap score

hannon2.jpgFormer Enron Broadband chief operating officer Kevin Hannon will finish his testimony today in the trial of former key Enron executives Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling. Most likely, with the testimony of former Enron CFO Andy Fastow to follow, Hannon’s testimony will quickly fade into obscurity.
However, the nature of the media reporting on Hannon’s testimony from last Thursday afternoon got me to thinking. The prosecution went for a cheap score with Hannon by eliciting from him that Skilling had supposedly admitted during a May 2001 meeting with a group of other Enron executives that “they’re on to us” after a small analyst firm had produced a research note critical of some Enron transactions. Most of the media covering the trial (representative examples: NY Times and Houston Chronicle) seized on Hannon’s statement as gripping testimony that could prove to be highly probative in the government’s case against Skilling.
Well, maybe so, but doesn’t Hannon’s testimony really undermine the government’s case? The report that supposedly prompted Skilling’s remark was based on negative information about Enron that the company had made available to the efficient securities market. The report was not even a particularly novel analysis of Enron, given that it came a couple of months after Peter Elkind and Bethany McLean’s much-bantered Fortune article that suggested that Enron stock was overpriced. Despite the negative inference that Hannon attributed to Skilling’s alleged comment, it’s at least just as likely that Skilling — if he made the statement at all — was making light of the report to a group of company executives while emphasizing that his more optimistic opinion of the same information should also be made known to the markets.
But more importantly, how does the Enron Task Force square the report’s negative evaluation based upon information that Enron disclosed to the efficient securities markets with its core allegation that Skilling withheld such information from the markets?
Call it the risk of going for the cheap score. The prosecution went for testimony that seemed damaging to Skilling on its face, but in substance is counterproductive to the prosecution’s case. By the time Skilling lawyer Mark Holscher had elicited from Hannon on cross-examination yesterday that previous anti-Skilling witness David Delainey had also attended the meeting and heard Skilling’s supposed dramatic admission, but somehow failed to recall it in his testimony last week, it would not be surprising if the jury is, might we say, skeptical of Hannon’s testimony about Skilling’s statement and of the prosecution’s motive in eliciting it.
All of which just reinforces that Lay and Skilling will never win their case in the court of public opinion. But they still just might win it in court.