The Washington Post’s Sally Jenkins is the daughter of my all-time favorite sportswriter, Dan Jenkins, and an insightful sportswriter in her own right. In this column, she eviscerates the Bowl Championship Series and everything it stands for in classic Jenkins family style:

Try to find some legitimacy in the Bowl Championship Series. Go ahead, try. Exert all of your ability, industry and intelligence toward the task. You can’t do it. The fact of the matter is that the treasure called the college football postseason has become buried beneath corporate scams. All you need to know is that the Fiesta Bowl has a CEO. His name is John Junker, and when he testified before the House Committee on Energy and Commerce last year in defense of the BCS, he actually called the bowl games “independent business units” and referred to universities as “customers.”
When a sports organization is more concerned with revenue distribution than with fair competition, it is asking for problems.

The BCS system is the natural outgrowth of corrupt big-time college athletics, a subject examined in previous posts here, here, here, here and here. The good news is that the market forces of big-time college athletics are pushing the system toward change as the relative few universities that make money off of their football and basketball programs likely will likely gravitate in a few years into a collection of “super conferences” similar to the divisions of the National Football League and the National Basketball Association. The bad news is that many of the traditional rivalries of college football and basketball will be lost in the process.
Is the money worth that?

Houston Cougars 34 Southern Miss 20

The Cougars (10-3, 8-1) won their first Conference USA football championship in ten years with a Friday night win over Southern Miss (8-5, 7-3) before a raucous crowd of 32,000 at Robertson Stadium on the UH campus (that’s star RB/WR Anthony Alridge conducting the UH band during the post-game celebration). After a seesaw first half, the Coogs blew a chance of taking the halftime lead when time expired with UH at the Southern Miss two-yard line. But the Cougars regrouped and dominated the second half to pull out the win. The offensive stars were QB Kevin Kolb and WR Vincent Marshall, but the unsung heroes of the game were the UH defensive players, who limited Southern Miss to 122 yards total offense in the 2nd half. The Cougars will play Steve Spurrier’s South Carolina (7-5,3-5) from the Southeastern Conference in the Liberty Bowl on Friday, December 29th at 3:30 pm on ESPN HD.

Texans 23 Raiders 14

In a game that set back offensive football to before the invention of the forward pass, the Texans (4-9) defense played well and forced five turnovers to pull out a win despite the fact that the Texans’ offense managed only 122 yards total offense. The Raiders offense was horrifying, scoring just one TD while fumbling three times, missing three field goals, and allowing five sacks to go with two interceptions. Except for the turnovers, the Texans were worse as overwhelmed Texans QB David Carr finished 7-of-14 for 32 yards and did not complete a pass in the final 32 minutes. Inasmuch as Carr was sacked five times for 37 yards, the Texans finished the game -5 yards passing, which is not going to do much for Carr’s QB rating.

Despite Carr’s abysmal showing, the primary problem with passing game continues to be the complete breakdown of the Texans’ pass protection. Neither of the Texans offensive tackles were even slowing down the Raiders’ defensive ends as they rushed Carr, so the Texans QBr barely had time to drop back, much less survey the field and throw a competent pass. The Texans play the suddenly hot Titans (5-7) next Sunday at Reliant Stadium in Vince Young Bowl II, and then visit New England the next weekend before ending the season at home against the Colts (10-2) and the Browns (4-8). Getting one win in those final four games is possible, but certainly not likely for a team as bad as the Texans. So, my pre-season prediction of six wins for the Texans is looking like a loser.

Rice is bowl bound

Finally, congratulations to the Rice Owls (7-5,5-2) as they accepted an invitation to play in their first bowl game since 1961, the R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl at the Louisiana Superdome on Friday, Dec. 22 at 7 p.m. The Owls opponent will be Sunbelt Conference champ Troy (7-5, 6-1), which was blown out only once this season (56-0 at Nebraska) and played tough (losing 24-17) at Florida State early in the season (the Seminoles beat the Owls 55-7 two weeks later). The bowl game will be televised on ESPN2 HD.

By the way, most Houstonians (and most of the nation, for that matter) will not be able to watch Rutgers play Kansas State in the Texas Bowl at Reliant Stadium on the evening of December 28th or Texas Tech play Minnesota in the Insight Bowl on the evening of December 29th. Both games are being televised by the NFL Network, which — as noted in these prior posts — the NFL owners are withholding from most viewers who receive their television through cable companies. What holiday spirit those NFL owners have!

The Texas High School Football Playoffs are taking place all across Texas right now, and there is no better way to get a good dose of Texas culture than to take in a game or two.
The video below is an example of what can happen in the Texas high school playoffs as Plano East mounts a furious comeback from a 42-17 deficit with 2:42 left in a 1994 playoff game against John Tyler High School. It’s an incredible video, spiced by the absolutely hilarious commentary from a couple of good ol’ boy announcers. Make sure you watch the entire video, though, because there is a surprise ending.
By the way, the town of Refugio (see name on the jersey in the picture above) is pronounced “Ruh-fur-rio” in Texas.

Football during autumn is an indelible part of Texas culture, and the University of Texas Longhorns tend to dominate the state’s college football scene, particularly coming off of a national championship season.
So, when the Texas Aggies rise up and achieve one of their relatively rare wins over the Horns, the Aggies really enjoy it. This year, the Aggies have developed the Teasip Bingo game below (pdf here) in which “each time a ‘friend’ throws out one of those ridiculous excuses for A&M’s victory over UT in Austin, mark it off your list. Get the most marks and you can say Teasip Bingo!”
We play hard down there in Texas.

Texas Aggies 12 Texas Longhorns 7

In the signature moment of Dennis Franchione’s mostly rocky tenure at A&M, the Aggies (9-3, 5-3) rode a magnificent defensive performance and an already legendary 16-play, almost 9 minute, 88-yard fourth quarter TD drive to hand the Longhorns (9-3, 6-2) a BCS bowl-bashing loss. The Aggies surprisingly battered the Horns nation-leading run defense with almost 250 yards rushing, while the Aggie defense gave up only about 160 yards after the Horns came up empty on their initial 75 yard drive to open the game. Horns QB Colt McCoy did not look sharp coming off his injury in the Horns’ previous loss to KSU, and Horns coach Mack Brown’s decision to go with McCoy in the game re-triggered discussion of Brown’s often dubious QB decisions during the pre-Vince Young era. Both the Ags and the Horns will be going to top-flight bowl games, but it won’t be determined which ones until after the Oklahoma-Nebraska Big 12 championship game next week.

Rice 31 SMU 27

Placing an exclamation point on the one of the best stories of the college football season, the Owls (7-5,6-2) pulled out another come-from-behind win to qualify for a post-season bowl game for the first time since the 1961 season. The win was particularly impressive given that the Owls played without star QB Chase Clement, who sat out the game (except for one pass) with an injury. The win also prompted the Chronicle to notice the Owls by finally giving them a headline and a couple of well-deserved front page stories. Heck, the Chronicle even ran a story on another remarkable story that it has ignored for most of the season, Houston RB/WR Anthony Alridge. Better late than never, I guess. The Owls now wait a week or so for their bowl assignment, which quite likely will be in Ft. Worth.

Jets 26 Texans 11

In a game that was unwatchable, the Texans (3-8) rode the incessant mediocrity of QB David Carr to yet another loss in the weak portion of their schedule. As usual, Carr — who appears to be a very nice young man with almost no leadership skills whatsoever — was 39 for 54 for 321 yards with a late TD, one interception, and four sacks, but that included a 19-of-24 performance for 162 yards in the final 8 minutes when the game was largely out of reach. That works out to around a 4.63 yards per pass (YPA), which is horrible and not close to a rate that is required to win consistently in the NFL. In this Weekend Journal article from over the weekend, Allen St. John explores YPA, a simple statistic that is a far better measure of a QB’s true effectiveness than the NFL’s arcane and misleading QB rating. Carr’s YPA is pedestrian this season, as it has been for his entire career. Even more revealing, though, is that Carr’s offensive teammates simply do not respond positively to Carr. It’s time for the Texans to make the change at QB and let Carr attempt to create a productive NFL career for himself elsewhere. It is not going to happen here. The Texans go to Oakland next week to play the equally hapless Raiders (2-9) before returning home the following week to play Vince Young Bowl II against the Titans (4-7).

Unless you are among the very small percentage of citizens who thinks that there are not enough National Football League games on television already, you may not have noticed that the NFL owners have started their own network to televise certain NFL games. And as if on cue, a dispute has arisen between two particularly distasteful business interests — the NFL owners and some of the country’s biggest television cable companies. The two sides are effectively playing a high-stakes game of chicken over whether the NFL Network is going to be available to a large part of the country.
The NFL reportedly left about a half-billion on the bargaining table in its last round of television-rights negotiations to reserve for the NFL Network eight late-season prime-time games featuring attractive teams with wide followings. The first took place on Thanksgiving night between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Denver Broncos, but it was available in less than half of the 90 million or so homes wired for cable or satellite.
Indeed, in an absolutely appropriate bit of fate, ailing Chiefs owner Lamar Hunt — who has lobbied his fellow NFL owners for 37 years to put a Thanksgiving Day game in Kansas City — had to listen to his Chiefs beat Denver on this past Thanksgiving Day night over the phone in his hospital bed. As with most NFL fans, Hunt was unable to view the game because the hospital he had been admitted to is not hooked into the NFL Network. So, his daughter held the phone near her television while he listened on the other end.
Cable operators such as Cablevision Systems Corp. and Time Warner Inc. are balking at carrying the network because the league wants to boost what it charges them each month to carry the network to a reported 70 cents per subscriber. The NFL currently charges those companies a the fee of about 20 cents per subsciber to carry its non-NFL Network games. Moreover, NFL owners are not only insisting on a high price for the NFL Network, but they are also pushing to have the network included as a part of each company’s standard cable package, which doesn’t charge subscribers premium fees to get the network. Cable companies are contending that customers who do not watch the NFL should not be required to foot the bill to indulge those who want those games.
The NFL owners are banking on cable company customers pitching such a fit that there companies will give in to the NFL owners’ demands. On the other hand, some publicity-seeking politicians are already using the spat as a reason to attempt to extend the government’s regulatory power over the “key” issue of whether a few NFL games will be televised. From my viewpoint, I hope the cable companies hold firm, the NFL owners put even more games on their little network and that market forces inform NFL owners what millions in the Los Angeles area have already discovered with regard to live NFL games — that life without the NFL is not all that bad.

As noted earlier here, the Big 12 Conference was formed as a money grab rather than because of any meaningful allegiances between most of the conference members. And, as noted here, football programs of the institutions in the Big 12 North Division have a difficult time competing with their better-funded and located (at least in terms of attracting good football players) brethen in the Big 12 South Division.
Well, Mark Kiszla of the Denver Post has been noticing the same thing. In this column entitled Divided, Big 12 bound to fall, he observes that the Big 12 is a poorly-structured alliance of convenience based almost entirely on money. As such, Kiszla predicts that the conference is destined to fail:

A football conference divided cannot stand.
There’s a feud in the Big 12 Conference between the North and South. It’s a civil war in which nobody wins and Colorado too often loses.
This league – held together by little except greed and a championship game that’s regularly as flat as a too-long-open can of Dr Pepper – is a clash of cultures as different as the Birkenstocks in Boulder and the ten-gallon hats of Texas.
In a conference in which the haves and have-nots are divided by geography, what has gone wrong? [. . .]
Can’t we all get along here?
I’m afraid not.
For a league in which almost half the football teams have trouble putting up a good fight, there’s way too much bad blood.
The Big 12 is a conference split by a Red River of tears, as the bullies from the south have won 13 of 16 games this season against the 98-pound weaklings from the northern plains.
Although the Big 12 boasts of three squads ranked among the top 25 (Longhorns, Sooners, Aggies), you again hear barely any noise from the north, other than the wind blowing through towns from Lawrence, Kan., to Ames, Iowa, as the Jayhawks and Cyclones get blown away by real football teams.
If something does not change, the Big 12 will be slowly ripped asunder, and I fear as the imbalance of power grows worse, the league as we know it will not exist 10 years down the road.

Just another example of the pressures arising from the increasing gap between the haves and the have-nots in big-time minor league — er, I mean — college football.