The Prince of Regulation

Andrew Cuomo Get a load of the letter that New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo, the new Prince of Regulation, sent to about ten Wall Street firms the other day:

We believe that the Board of Directors is most appropriately positioned to respond to our requests as the firm’s top management likely has a significant interest in the size of the bonus pools. In this new era of corporate responsibility we are entering, boards of directors must step up to the plate and prevent wasteful expenditures of corporate funds on outsized executive bonuses and other unjustified compensation.

As my Office has told AIG, now that the American taxpayer has provided substantial funds to your firm, the preservation of those funds is a vital obligation of your company. Taxpayers are, in many ways, now like shareholders of your company, and your firm has a responsibility to them.

Accordingly, we also ask that the Board inform us of the policies, procedures, and protections the Board has instituted that will ensure Board review of all such company expenditures going forward. Please provide this Office with an accounting of the actions the Board plans to take that will protect taxpayer funds.

So, Cuomo charts the same political course as Eliot Spitzer before him and Rudy Giuliani before Spitzer. Embrace the Greed Narrative and then sit back and let the mainstream media do the rest. Before you know it, even both major presidential candidates tout the myth that business failure is always about dastardly villains and innocent victims.

My question for Cuomo and his mainstream media minions is quite simple: What is the likely quality of the management and board members who are willing to stick around and put up with Cuomo’s grandstanding?

My bet is that you won’t see many Hank Greenbergs.

Meanwhile, those less-than-stellar management teams all have tickets to feed at the Fed’s money trough.

Ah, the webs we weave.

A good idea, but . . .

New Picture The Chron’s top-notch Medical Center reporter Todd Ackerman reported yesterday that two venerable Houston academic — Baylor College of Medicine and Rice University — are in preliminary discussions regarding a possible merger (the Chron’s excellent Science reporter Eric Berger also comments here).

This makes sense on many levels. Baylor and Rice are located near each other in the Medical Center area, so sharing faculty members between the two institutions would be a snap from a logistics standpoint. Indeed, the attraction of being able to teach and research at both institutions would be a valuable perk for both schools to attract talented teachers and students. Both schools have excellent academic reputations, so it’s a good match from that standpoint, too.

But Ackerman zeroes in on the main problem with the merger. As usual, it involves money:

Rice is the more affluent of the two institutions. As of June 30, its endowment was $4.6 billion. As of Sept. 30, Baylor’s was $954 million. [.  .  .]

One Rice professor said the key issue from the university’s perspective will be making sure there’s a firewall between Rice’s endowment and Baylor’s.

A "firewall" between the two institutions endowments? Come on, one of the main reasons why the merger makes sense is that Baylor would have access to Rice’s superior capital. The benefit from Rice’s standpoint is the association with a fine medical school that, with access to a better-capitalized endowment, may well propel itself into the best medical school in the country. That is precisely the type of academic excellence that Rice should be pursuing.

Which reminds me of a conversation that I had years ago with a member of the University of Houston Board of Regents. Given the need of Houston and Texas for more Tier 1 research institutions, I observed to this UH regent that I thought it was a good idea for the UH system to merge with the Texas A&M University System.

One one hand, the merger makes sense from UH’s standpoint because it would provide the chronically-undercapitalized UH (endowment about $750 million or so) with access to capital (A&M’s endowment is between $6-7 billion) that is the biggest obstacle in UH’s path to Tier 1 status.

On the other hand, the merger makes sense from A&M’s standpoint because UH would provide A&M with the urban presence that it has always lacked and UH’s central campus in Houston that A&M could use as a carrot for attracting better teachers and students. Moreover, A&M for years has desired a law school and UH would deliver a very good one.

So, I asked the UH regent, such a merger makes sense, doesn’t it?

The UH regent proceeded to give me a half-dozen reasons why the proposed merger would never work, most of which were tied to the fact that he would no longer be a member of an independent university system board if such a merger were consummated.

That is precisely the attitude that has placed Texas behind states such as California and New York in the development of Tier 1 research institutions and all the benefits that such universities provide to the state and its communities. Here’s hoping that similar attitudes don’t scuttle what appears to be a very good idea for Rice, Baylor and Houston.

What’s worse?

world_series_trophy Although not many people care much, the 2008 World Series has turned into a first rate mess.

Game Five is currently suspended while the Phillies and Rays players sit around Philadelphia waiting for the inclement weather to end. This after they nearly injured themselves while inexplicably being forced to play 5.5 innings during a driving rainstorm on Monday night. The remainder of the Game Five might be played tonight.

Moreover, Game Four began at 10 p.m. EDT because of rain most of the day on Saturday. That game finished sometime after 2 a.m. Sunday on the east coast. Not exactly the way to keep the young fans interested in the game.

Meanwhile, the umpiring in the series has been atrocious, with multiple of MLB’s supposedly best umpires blowing easy calls and routinely calling strikes on pitches that are clearly out of the strike zone.

And just to make matters utterly unbearable, Fox Sports imposes senseless announcers Joe Buck and Tim McCarver on the few folks watching on television. These two babble on endlessly describing the utterly obvious without ever saying anything remotely insightful. Often, they say things that are simply flat wrong.

singletary1 But as bad as the World Series has been, it’s nothing compared to legendary Baylor and Chicago Bears linebacker Mike Singletary’s first game this past Sunday as interim coach of the San Francisco 49’ers. Coach Singletary’s post-game performance has already become an overnight YouTube sensation and is being touted as one of the all-time great coach tirades.

AP sportswriter Greg Beacham summed up Coach Singletary’s bad first day at the office well:

Mike Singletary ended his head coaching debut by apologizing to 49ers fans above the locker room tunnel. Tight end Vernon Davis got sent to the showers like a petulant teenager, QB J.T. O’Sullivan was benched after his 11th fumble of the season, and the San Francisco defense let a 242-pound fullback catch two long touchdown passes.

Placebo Nation

In light of this NY Times article reporting that half of American doctors responding to a nationwide survey regularly prescribe placebos to their patients, I pass along the following business opportunity, courtesy of the ever-clever Dr. Boli:

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2008 Weekly local football review

Matt Schaub (AP Photo/Dave Einsel; previous weekly reviews are here)

Texans 35 Bengals 6

The Texans (3-4) won their third game in a row for the first time in franchise history by drubbing the Bengals (0-8), who are truly dreadful. The Texans still have not beaten a good team this season, so it’s not time to start printing playoff tickets just yet.

However, one thing struck me about this game and almost every other one that the Texans have played during the 2+ years of the Kubiak era — the Texan players appear to play hard, if not particularly well all the time, for Kubiak. That effort reflects that at least the players think that he is the man to lead them to greater success. In contrast, it is clear that a number of Bengal players have packed it in on Bengal Coach Marvin Lewis. The Texans attempt to even their record next Sunday against the Vikings (3-4) in Minneapolis.

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Moneyball for American health care finance

sports medicine logoBilly Beane, Newt Gingrich and John Kerry ask why not?

Different directions

blogosphere1 Newspapers are under siege. This Henry Blodget post reports on the continuing financial deterioration of the New York Times, which looks to be in real trouble.

Meanwhile, the blogosphere continues to thrive. For example, this Stephanie Stradley post about the chronically under-performing Houston Texans defense is far more insightful than anything that I’ve read in years from the cheerleaders, er, I mean, reporters who cover the Texans for the Houston Chronicle, which continues to layoff employees by the droves.

And to think that one of those Chronicle cheerleaders — whose most recent piece is this fawning salute to the manager who was mainly responsible for blowing the 2003 NL Central pennant for the Stros — had the audacity to defame Stradley recently.

Any wonder why newspapers and the blogosphere are going in different directions?

My Beijing Birthday

bejing_olympics_2008 Take a couple of minutes to watch the trailer for what may be one of the most important movies of our time, My Beijing Birthday (H/T James Fallows).

Stossel’s Politically Incorrect Guide to Politics

If you didn’t have the opportunity to watch or record it last Friday, then watch the following six YouTube segments of John Stossel’s Politically Incorrect Guide to Politics when you have the time (the other five segments are below the break). The program is television at its best presenting and analyzing key issues involving government regulation of business and the impact of that regulation on the creation of jobs and wealth. Enjoy:

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The Rays’ Houston connection

tampa-bay-rays In 2005, Forbes named the Tampa Bay Rays as the "most horrific" sports franchise of the modern era and the "worst-managed organization" in Major League Baseball.

A little over three years later, the Rays are in the World Series, which begins tonight in Tampa. This Tim Marchman article explains how the Rays did it, including how several Houstonians made key contributions to turning the club into a winner.

Rays General Manager Andrew Friedman, who orchestrated the turnaround over the past several seasons, is a native Houstonian and the son of long-time Houston attorney Kent Friedman. Rays’ P Scott Kazmir and LF Carl Crawford played their high school baseball in Houston, while P Dan Wheeler was a stalwart reliever on the Stros playoff teams in 2004-05. Finally, a couple of years ago, Friedman had the good sense to hire as an assistant GM Gerry Hunsicker, who remains the best general manager that the Stros have ever had.

Interestingly, it was the Rays’ years of futility that actually fueled their success this season. All those last-place finishes provided the Rays with numerous high draft choices and the club eventually started selecting good prospects.

Inasmuch as most of their key players are young and homegrown, the Rays are playing with Major League Baseball’s second lowest payroll and have given long-term contracts given to their core of talented young players. The deals will allow the team to keep its top players for several more seasons so that the Rays are quite likely to become a dominant force in the American League for years to come.

Finally, what is most remarkable about all this is that the Rays have been able to achieve all this while operating under the worst financial circumstances in MLB.

So, what are the Rays’ chances in the World Series against the Phillies?

Well, the Rays’ pitching staff had a salty runs-saved-against-average ("RSAA") of 89 for the 2008 season, which was 3rd in the American League, but behind the Red Sox RSAA of 92. Similarly, the Rays’ decent runs-created-against-average ("RCAA") of 37 for the season paled in comparison to the Red Sox 103 RCAA. How on earth did the Rays beat the Red Sox in the American League Championship Series?

Answer: A red hot pitching staff. Remember, in a relatively small series of games, good pitching is often enough for a club to win a series over an opponent that likely would be superior over a larger segment of games. Thus, don’t be surprised if the Rays ride that hot pitching staff to what would be the most improbable World Series championship of this generation.