Shasta talks about the Duck mugging

shasta%20092707.jpgWe all got a few chuckles over the Oregon Duck mascot’s mugging of the Houston Cougar mascot during the football game between the two institutions’ teams earlier this season.
Well, the UH student newspaper provides this follow-up article on the student — Kinesiology major Matt Stolt — who mans the Cougar mascot costume. Stolt turns out to be a gentleman who handled the incident and the aftermath with admirable maturity and good nature. Bully for him!

Coach Fran’s strategy even has Ahmadinejad baffled

Iranian%20prime%20minister%20on%20JLane.gifThe picture on the left appeared on a Texas A&M football message board — which is still reeling from the Aggies’ debacle last Thursday against Miami — with the following caption:

“Jovorskie Lane finish with 2 carries for 2 yards. How is this possible?”

The TV Tan Line has more.

The ultimate jury verdict

Stu%27s%20Views%20Jury%20Verdict.gifStuart M. Rees of Stu’s Views nails it again in depicting the true thoughts of most juries.

More on “Book’em Horns”

texas%20longhorn%20logo%20092007.jpgThe legal problems of current and recent Texas Longhorn football players prompted this Book’em Horns post awhile back, but yesterday’s news that yet another Longhorn football player had been arrested on criminal charges generated a new round of barbs toward the Longhorns, including the farked message below on the Godzillitron at UT’s Royal-Memorial Stadium. Things have gotten so bad that Austin sports columnist Kirk Bohls is wondering whether the UT football team has replaced the University of Miami as the bad boys of big-time college football?
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Ida Mae reports on the Horns

Ida%20Mae%20Crimpton.jpgThose Texas Longhorns are playing football again (albeit not very impressively), so it’s time for Ida Mae Crimpton to provide the inside scoop on the Horns first game, straight from her front porch in beautiful Elgin, Texas. According to Ida Mae, the first game was bad, but the after-the-game Longhorn locker room was much worse:

And based on what Mack’s wife, Sally, told me, it wasn’t any picnic in the locker room after the game, either. Sally said that Mack really read the guys the riot act. He yelled at them and told them that after the way they played, they didn’t need to expect any post-game orange Gatorade, either (and he was true to his word, tooÖhe made them stand in line at the water cooler). And then when Offensive Coordinator Greg Davis got back from gassing up Mack’s car and bringing it around (he also lets the air conditioner run for a while so it’s nice and cool when Mack gets in to drive home), he told the offense how disappointed he was. He said that Mack had every right to be pissed off and that they would be doing double drills this coming week in preparation for TCU. Well, that made the guys groan, let me tell you. It was a pretty glum locker roomÖyou’d have thought we’d lost or something.

But that’s not all. Read the entire piece.

On the Billable Hour

Stu%27s%20Views%20Me%20Hold.gifA couple of interesting posts recently on the scourge of the business community — the billable hour — gives me the opportunity to pass along the cartoon on the left from the always-insightful Stuart M. Rees of Stu’s Views.
First, local law school blawger Luke Gilman provides a compendium of links and analysis to his comprehensive review of the state of the billable hour. Meanwhile, Peter Lattman over at the WSJ Law Blog provides this post on the breaking of the heretofore sacrosanct $1,000-an-hour billing rate, which includes local attorney Steve Susman’s classic observation that he charges in excess of a grand per hour “to discourage anyone hiring me” on an hourly basis.
Me, I continue to subscribe to the theory that I won’t charge an hourly rate that is higher than I could afford to pay if I need to hire an attorney. ;^)

Legal ethics — an oxymoron?

ethics.gifThe discussion began last week when the New York Times ethicist, Randy Cohen, ran the following question in his column:

I am a lawyer. During a first date with another lawyer, we had sex, and I wore a condom. Days later, when I came down with a bad fever and couldnít determine the cause, she revealed that she had genital herpes. A judgeship will soon open up in her county, and sheís a near lock for it. But if I report her lapse of sexual ethics, I doubt that the selection committee will pick her. Should I? ó NAME WITHHELD

Cohen replied as follows:

You should not. No doubt your paramour acted dreadfully. She should have told you that she had herpes and let you decide whether you wished to accept that risk. But the selection committee is not choosing a role model for the kids or someone to ride the express elevator to heaven; it seeks a person who will excel at a particular job. I do not believe that this sort of sexual misconduct correlates with an inability to be a good judge. [. . .]
Some private conduct does bespeak an inability to do a job. A would-be jurist who belonged to the Klan or even one who regularly used racist slurs would not inspire confidence in his or her ability to dispense equal justice to all. You should come forward with relevant information like that. But being unscrupulous in bed does not presage being inept on the bench, and so you should keep this demoralizing episode to yourself. And your doctor.

So, then Peter Lattman over at the WSJ Law Blog ran a post on Cohen’s column and all hell broke loose in the comment section to Lattman’s post. A few choice ones:

“Who cares! Sue the condom maker!”
“Great question! I am posing it to my Professional Responsibility students immediately. Thanks for the help.”
“Leave it up to bunch of lawyers to discuss medicine. Totally absurd. The law profession is essentially an STD of society, recurring pain and not curable. As far as I am concerned, this is medically inaccurate and you all deserve the real disease.”

The charm of capitalism

enjoy-capitalism.jpgScott Adams figures out the essential charm of capitalism:

I understand the math of capitalism, and how the few successes are so large they pay for all the failures and then some. But at any given moment, the majority of resources in a capitalist system are being pushed over a cliff by morons. This fascinates me. And itís clearly the reason that humans rule the earth. We found a system to harness the power of stupid.

Read the entire post.

The risk of demagoguery

JohnEdwards%20082007.jpgDemocratic presidential candidate John Edwards’ demagoguery has been a frequent topic on this blog, so I read with interest this Larry Ribstein post that analyzes Edwards’ latest hypocrisy — lambasting the actions of subprime lenders on the campaign trail while profiting from a company that invests substantial amounts in subprime lenders.
Meanwhile, the Onion brilliantly captures the essence of Edwards’ vacuity in this article with the headline “John Edwards Vows To End All Bad Things By 2011.”

Threatening where it hurts

Golf%20time%20slips.gifWhen managing my former law firm, I never resorted to the tactic depicted in the cartoon on the left. But I wish I had thought of it. ;^)
The delightful Stuart M. Rees of Stu’s Views nails it again.