Tiger’s tournament enters the Tiger Chasm

Tiger Woods and AT&T  The Tiger Chasm — the widening netherworld of golf tournaments that don’t attract much attention because Tiger Woods doesn’t play in them — has now swallowed even Tiger’s own tournament, this weekend’s AT&T National at Congressional Country Club in Washington, D.C.

Last year, most of the best PGA Tour players — including Woods, Phil Mickelson, Adam Scott, Vijay Singh, Geoff Ogilvy, and Justin Rose — played in the AT&T National.  With Tiger resting after recent knee surgery, none of those players are competing this year and only two top-10 player in the World Rankings — Steve Stricker and K.J. Choi — are bothering to show up, and only Jim Furyk (13), Trevor Immelman (14), Anthony Kim (20), Aaron Baddeley(22) and Andres Romero (24) among the top 25 are in the field.

To make matters worse, tournament title sponsor AT&T cannot be particularly happy about forking over the big bucks only to have USA Today run the headline above in its article on the tournament. (H/T Geoff Shackelford).

Welcome to the Tiger Chasm.

By the way, this Bloomberg.com article analyzes the probable technique used to repair Woods’ ACL during the surgery. Definitely worth a read.

7/08/08 Update: Thomas Bonk of the LA Times reports that the ratings for the Tiger-less AT&T National confirmed its entry into the Tiger Chasm:

In a word: bad. The overnight ratings for Sunday’s fourth round of the AT&T National on CBS were down 48%, from a 2.9 to a 1.5. The third-round overnight ratings were down 35%, from a 2.0 to a 1.3.

Tyson who?

Tyson Gay

I swear, you can’t make this stuff up.

The American Family Association apparently has a policy over at its new outlet, OneNewsNow, never to use the word "gay" in an article. Instead, the AFA always replaces "gay" with the supposedly more proper "homosexual."

Unfortunately for the AFA, someone forgot to check the automated changing of the word "gay" to "homosexual" when the subject of the article was Tyson Gay, who on Sunday nearly set a world record in the 100 meter sprint.

Ed Brayton has the hilarious story, and here is the Google Cache of the article before the AFA caught their blunder and changed it.

Update: By midday today, even the mainstream media was all over the gaffe.

U.S. Energy Policy

energypolicy

Via Tom McMahon.

Colbert on Hannity

Stephen Colbert channels Jessica Hagy in analyzing conservative talk-show host Sean Hannity.

Cool Graph Friday

New Picture (1)

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New Picture (2)

H/T W$J/Josee Valcourt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Life Expectancy chart

H/T Russell Roberts

 

 

 

 

 

Gas Price Map June 08H/T James Hamilton

Colbert v. Will

Clear Thinkers favorite Stephen Colbert finally meets his match — syndicated columnist George Will:

By the way, check out Will’s latest on Obama and McCain:

On Obama: "Obama’s words mesmerize a nation accustomed to leaders who routinely use words with antic indifference to their accuracy."

On McCain: "If he really opposes torture, he will take pity on the public and master the use of a teleprompter."

Nice comeback

spence Legendary defense lawyer Gerry Spence is defending Geoffrey Fieger on campaign finance charges in Detroit. Former Spence student Norm Pattis flew into the Motor City and took in a day of the trial last week. He passes along the following exchange that occurred while Spence was cross-examining a government witness:

Spence:  "Can you tell me a case in the history of the world in which …"

Prosecutor:  "Objection."

Spence:  "Okay, the United States."

Pattis’ collected posts on the Fieger trial are here. Very interesting, to say the least.

"Because you’re not that guy. . ."

Beyond occasional gems such as John Adams or NBC’s 30 Rock, I don’t watch much television, so I’m pretty clueless on the latest TV ad campaigns. However, my wife and I laughed heartily last night when we saw this Helzberg Diamonds commercial below for the first time:

Much to my surprise, I discovered later that my amusement with the commercial apparently reflects my sexism to some folks. This post provides a bit more balanced perspective on the ad campaign.

What to do about airline service?

Putting aside for the moment airline industry’s seemingly intractable financial problems, lousy airline service has become such an issue that even Judge Posner and Gary Becker are trying to figure out what to do about it. At least painful airline service provides the fodder for this amusing segment of Brian Regan’s stand-up comedy show:

Acupuncture or fake acupuncture?

acupuncture 040608This Respectful Insolence blog post reports on yet another in an increasingly long line of medical studies that demonstrate that acupuncture is nothing more than an elaborate and fancy placebo. In this particular study involving patients in "true" acupuncture and "fake" acupuncture protocols, patients in the sham acupuncture group improved more than patients in the "true" acupuncture group.

My conclusion? On one hand, if you stick pins in people who are complaining about something, then some of them will eventually quit complaining. On the other hand, if you take pins out of some people who were previously complaining, then some of them will also stop complaining.