Ms. Manners is a gem

I am a big Judith Martin (a/k/a Ms. Manners) fan. My wife passed along to me Ms. Manners’ typically insightful piece of advice to one family’s problem:

Dear Miss Manners:
What should we “loving family members” do after our “beloved family member”:

1. Marries, has three children, divorces a man;
2. Asks us, “Why didn’t you tell me you thought he was a creep?”
3. Has a long-distance lover for four years (not during marriage) — whom we all really like — but who never seems quite able to move to her city even after three job and city changes — due to career opportunities — and has canceled vacations with her (and us) at the last minute;
4. Flies to see her lover every other weekend because it’s “easier” for her than for him;
5. Cries to family members about her finances, how hard it all is for her, and about her ex-husband not letting her move with the children to her lover’s city;
6. Becomes very resentful when we family members finally tell her that maybe her lover isn’t playing fair with her?

Were we wrong in addressing our fears to her? I now fear for our future relationship with HER.
Ms. Manners: You must realize that you were wrong to think it would help. Much as Miss Manners sympathizes with the desire to shout warnings when observing someone pursuing disaster, she recognizes that there is a time to give up.
The answer to your relative’s accusation that you failed to warn her should be the formula you use when tempted to issue futile advice: “We were (or are) relying on your judgment.”
The hope is that this will eventually make her realize that she doesn’t have any, but Miss Manners is afraid that it might be a long wait.

DDT and the law of unintended consequences

This NY Times article reports on yet another tragic result of the law of unintended consequences — the ban on DDT that the wealthy West pushed on Third World countries has caused millions of deaths from malaria.

The travesty of the Reliant Resources criminal case

As noted earlier here, Houston-based Reliant Resources and four individuals are facing a criminal prosecution in San Francisco in connection with the shutting down of California power plants in 2000 allegedly to increase the price of electricity in that state.
William Anderson over at the Mises Economic Blog has posted this cogent analysis that persuasively contends that the indictment makes no sense from an economic standpoint and can only be explained in political terms. The entire post is well worth reading, and here are a couple of Mr. Anderson’s points:

The California electricity fiasco has been well-documented in the press, and on this page as well. Economists like George Reisman have destroyed the many myths that sprang up while the state was suffering through rolling blackouts and extremely high wholesale rates. However, as is usually the case when energy issues come to the fore, in the end the political classes always lay all the blame upon energy producers. (This is logical, as the only other alternative would be for politicians to blame themselves, which is an impossibility in this politicized age.)
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[A]t the risk of being a voice in the wilderness, let me say that the only fraudulent thing here is the indictment itself. As one who has devoted much of his time to the study of federal crimes, I can say that once again we have a case in which government prosecutors have built a series of ?crimes? around an activity that was perfectly legal. Furthermore, the indictment not only alleges criminal behavior where there was none, but also goes one step further: it attempts to repeal the laws of economics. (In other words, if Ashcroft is correct here, then perhaps one can expect federal goon squads to conduct raids on economics professors whenever they attempt to explain laws of supply and demand.)

Mr. Anderson then addresses the fundamental economic illogic of the theory of the government’s case:

There is another problem, one that the government has conveniently ignored. If a reduction in supply of a good, ceteris paribus, leads to price increases, then the addition of supply must lead to price decreases. In other words, if Reliant?s alleged actions first led to price increases, then when Reliant?s plants came back on line ? and other producers rushed into the market to take advantage of the price increases by providing more electricity ? the prices would then fall.
Unless there were government interference in the market for electricity, withholding electricity in order for a company to enjoy higher prices would be a self-defeating strategy. As noted previously, not only would the addition of later supplies drive down the price, the higher prices would entice companies selling electricity elsewhere to divert their supplies to California, thus placing more electricity for sale than had been their previously.
Second, since shutdowns and startups are costly activities, companies like Reliant that would use such strategies would likely be making themselves worse off in the long run. That is because the gains from higher prices would be short-lived at best, and when one factors in the startup and shutdown costs, then the company would ultimately earn a lower net income than it would have received had it kept the plant on line.
Now, I am not saying anything that would be particularly profound, at least to an economist or someone in the electricity business. Furthermore, the article does not say if the ?scheme? even worked. Yes, it does say that prices rose, but it does not say that later they came back down. In other words, if Reliant had the ?power? to ?manipulate? the market, as the DOJ indictment alleges, then why did electricity prices eventually fall, as was the case in California, and prices were falling even before the government stepped in with unwise price controls over the western power grids.

Mr. Anderson then sums up with laser-like precision:

The California electricity crisis provided the opportunities for people to learn about the dangers of price controls. Instead, we have learned yet another lesson about the political classes and how they will ?manipulate? the political ?markets? (if I may use such a term) to turn the truth on its head. Furthermore, this indictment sets a very bad precedent in the energy markets as a whole.
That is because the United States has not seen a new oil refinery built since the Gerald Ford Administration in the mid-1970s, and refineries are being pushed to the limits. That means that any time a refinery is temporarily shut down for explosions, accidents, or even simple maintenance, that the DOJ now is going to look to see if criminal indictments can be handed down against oil producers for ?withholding fuels.?
As the power of governments at all levels has grown exponentially in recent decades, so has the prison population of this country. That is no accident. Today, we see more and more the government using criminal charges as a way not only to punish supposed ?criminals,? but also to engage in political manipulation. The Reliant indictments simply are another cog in the giant wheel of federal injustice.

A suggestion for defense attorneys in the Reliant Resources case — Mr. Anderson just might be a wonderful defense expert witness!

Stros pound Brew Crew

The Astros hammered the Milwaukee Brewers this afternoon, 13-7, behind the pitching of Wade Miller and the hitting of Jeff Bagwell and Richard Hidalgo. Miller went 6 innings and gave up 2 runs on four hits, while Bags went nuclear, hitting two home runs (one of which was his sixth career grand slam), scored 3 runs, and collecting 12 total bases and 5 RBI. Hidalgo’s 4 RBI performance was almost an afterthought. The ‘Stros raked Brewer pitching for 14 hits, 6 of which were for extra bases.
About the only downside of today’s game was the continued struggles of relief pitchers Jared Fernandez and Brandon Duckworth, who combined to give up 5 runs in an inning and a third during mop up duty. Fernandez is a knuckleballer who had his moments last season for the Astros, but he has been consistently bad this season throughout the spring and the first few games. Duckworth came over to the ‘Stros in the offseason in the Billy Wagner trade, and he has been mediocre in his initial appearances. With the pitching depth that the Astros have at their AAA team in New Orleans, both of these players would be well-advised to step it up or they could find themselves on a plane to the Crescent City quickly.
The ‘Stros play the Brew Crew in afternoon games the next two days before moving on to St. Louis for a three game series beginning on Monday.

Jeff Skilling’s New York adventure

Former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling was taken to a hospital early today after several people called police saying he was pulling on their clothes and accusing them of being FBI agents. New York police found Skilling at 4 a.m. at the corner of Park Avenue and East 73rd Street and determined he might be an “emotionally disturbed person.”
Update: This Chronicle follow up story contains Skilling’s contention that he and his wife were attacked and that no bizarre behavior as reported in the initial story took place. The NY Times is calling the matter a “police incident.”

Initial Reviews of “The Alamo”

The new Disney movie “The Alamo” opens this weekend, and the initial reviews are reasonably good.

Ebert likes it.
Bruce Westbrook in the Chronicle wants to like it, but does not want to be accused of being parochial if he admits it.
Joel Morgenstern in the WSJ ($) generally does not like it.
The NY Times review cannot bring itself to like it.

If you are interested in the background to the Battle of the Alamo, I recommend “Texian Iliad,” a 1996 masterpiece on the Texas Revolution written by Stephen L. Hardin, a professor of history at Victoria College in southeast Texas.

Well, at least that’s one way to make an impression

Easter Bunnies — beware! Hat tip to the Southern Appeal for the link.

But the pink hair has got to go

The following is from The Telegraph’s story of today on the first round of The Masters Golf Tournament:

At 10.45 there was an air of eager expectancy around the first tee as people waited for Ian Poulter. Having been advised to play down his hair, Poulter had said he would make up for it with his clothes. Yesterday, true to his word, he was out and about in pink. Pink visor, pink trousers and pink and white striped shoes.
On Wednesday night, Charles Howell, one of the tour’s practical jokers, had used his southern drawl to impersonate a member of Augusta’s championship committee. Having dialled Poulter, he told the Englishman that word had reached the committee that he was not planning to be as soberly clad as they would wish.
Poulter, who was completely taken in, had a question for the official.

“What about Doug Sanders?” he asked, in a reference to the garish dress of the runner-up in the 1970 Open.
“We weren’t happy about that, either,” returned Howell.

So the conversation continued until Howell decided enough was enough on the eve of the player’s first Masters.

MLB salaries down slightly

This ESPN.com article analyzes the current Major League Baseball salary information, concluding that the median salary for ballplayers (i.e., the salary at which exactly half the players are above that salary and half the players are below that salary) is $800,000, down from a high of $975,000 in 2001. That figure is really more important than the average salary ($2.49 million), which is driven up by a relatively small number of extraordinarily high salaries. ARod is the highest paid player ($21.7 million) for the fourth year in a row, and behind him on the highest-paid list were Boston’s Manny Ramirez ($20.4 million), Toronto’s Carlos Delgado ($19.7 million), the Yankees’ Derek Jeter ($18.6 million) and San Francisco’s Barry Bonds ($18 million).