Runnin’ with the Dogs at Texas-OU Weekend

Texas-OU.jpgThe greatest annual rivalry game in college football is renewed this Saturday in Dallas as the Texas Longhorns and the Oklahoma Sooners strap it on at the Cotton Bowl, and this year’s game is highlighted by a new book about the game, Mike Shropshire’s Runnin’ with the Big Dogs: The True, Unvarnished Story of the Texas-Oklahoma Football Wars (William Morrow 2006).
Shropshire’s book is rollicking fun, focusing on the classic 1967 game, which is the first game of the series that he covered. However, the author also vividly develops the culture of the game, which involves a blow-out weekend in Dallas each year during which wild-eyed fans of each team continually confront one another. Legendary coaches such as Darrell Royal, Bud Wilkinson and Barry Switzer are a big part of the book, as are current stellar coaches, OU’s Bob Stoops and UT’s Mack Brown. In this recent Wall Street Journal ($) review of the book, Texas Monthly’s Skip Hollandsworth observes the following about the game’s unique setting:

[T]he atmosphere is so combustible that it really makes no sense to play the game in the hometown of either team. So it’s played at a neutral site: the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. Which means that on the Friday before the game, Interstate 35 coming south from Oklahoma and north from Austin is jammed with frenzied fans, their cars, SUVs and pickups decorated with either red Boomer Sooner or orange Longhorn flags and their back windows covered with semi-obscene slogans decrying their rival’s ineptitude and lack of — how to put it? — manhood and legitimate parentage.
By the time these fans hit the city limits, horns are blowing and beer cans are flying out the windows. The fans either check into hotels (which are booked months in advance) or they barge into the homes of friends and relatives who have ill-advisedly agreed to let them stay. Soon they’re out again on Dallas’s streets, resuming the horn-blowing and can-tossing. I have some Dallas friends who are so determined to avoid the Texas-OU madness that they don’t just leave town; they leave the state.
When the game finally begins, few of these fans have had any sleep. They’re bellowing at the enemy and clutching the flasks of margaritas that they smuggled into the stadium — and those are just the grandparents. As Mr. Shropshire writes in his very entertaining history of the rivalry: “You’ll find audiences more genteel and reserved at cock fights.”

And Hollandsworth passes along one of his favorite anecdotes about the annual rivalry:

In 1976, Oklahoma coach Barry Switzer and Texas coach Darrell Royal were standing with President Gerald Ford right before the pre-game coin toss. An Oklahoma fan, standing nearby, suddenly yelled: “Hey, who are those assholes with Switzer?”

Who can’t love a game that has included players named Wahoo McDaniel (who later became popular on the pro wrestling circuit), the appropriately-named Joe Don Looney (what was the name of that remote island where he ended up?) and the majestically-named Duke Carlisle? Kick-off is at 2:30 p.m. on Saturday.

Getting off cheap

Les Alexander.jpgThe Houston Rockets are off to Austin for pre-season training camp and, although the basketball team hasn’t achieved much lately, Rockets owner Les Alexander recently joined for the first time fellow Houston professional sports franchise owners Bob McNair (the Texans) and Drayton McLane (the Stros) on the Forbes 400 Richest Americans list. Alexander came in at no. 322 on the list with an estimated net worth of $750 mil.
Thus, some eyebrows were raised recently when this Palm Beach Post article revealed that Alexander had gotten out of his 30-year plus marriage to former wife Nanci in 2003 for a mere $150 million. That information is just now coming to light because Alexander had his attorneys obtain an improper sealing of the court records at the time of the divorce settlement.
Looks as if Alexander has done quite a bit better than the Rockets over the past few years.

The Dunn indictment

HP logo3.JPGSo, let’s see if I’ve got this straight.
Patricia Dunn, who was probably a bit over her head in her role as chairperson of the Hewlett-Packard board of directors, uses bad judgment in authorizing an investigation into fellow board members over leaks of confidential company information. Although dubious, her judgment to proceed with the investigation is ratified by both in-house and outside counsel of the company, as well as the CEO of the company.
After it is revealed that the investigation went over-the-top in examining phone records of various folks who may have been involved in the leaks, Dunn does the right thing by owning up in public statements and before Congress regarding her role in the matter, apologizes for her lapse in judgment and resigns from the board.
Subsequently, Dunn is indicted on felony charges stemming from the affair by this bird, whose judgment is questionable, to say the least. By the way, Dunn is scheduled to start six months of chemotherapy for recurrent ovarian cancer tomorrow.
Meanwhile, with the exception of a few bloggers, the key corporate issues driving the HP affair — such as preservation of confidential company information in board deliberations and the impact of a dysfunctional board on a company — are largely ignored.
So, a question for you. Based on the foregoing, why should any businessperson in the future, who gets embroiled in a similar lapse in judgment as Dunn here, try to do the right thing or be particularly concerned about the leaking of confidential company information? What policies are the Dunn indictment supposed to encourage? Not having lapses in judgment? Not much chance of that. Perhaps it would be better to encourage people to do the right thing, such as Dunn did. But then, we wouldn’t have a need for an indictment, would we?

Faldo in, Wadkins out

Faldo.jpgThree-time Masters champ and former co-lead ABC golf analyst Nick Faldo will replace Lanny Wadkins next year as the lead golf analyst on CBS (SI story here). Wadkins declined to accept a lesser role with the network and will thus play more on the Champions Tour next season, as well as see more of his family.
Peter McCleery thinks its a good move for CBS:

Faldo trades places with Lanny Wadkins, who replaced the “legendary” Ken Venturi four years ago. While I initially welcomed a change after 29 years of Kenny and his well-worn repertoire, Wadkins ultimately disappointed us. He was, quite simply, too repetitve with his own overused and unnecessary phrases, like “that is well done!” and “at this point in time,” among others, all of which he should have been told to retire before they grated on so many viewers’ nerves and ears.
When Wadkins joined CBS a well-versed TV person predicted there was little room for improvement there. What you saw is what you were gonna get. This is also, largely the fault of the producers and directors he worked with for not properly “coaching” their people on how to get better, something any armchair critic could have done with Wadkins.[. . .]
CBS’ golf became duller with [Wadkins] as its lead voice.

McCleery also notes the rather amazing transformation of Faldo from his days as a PGA Tour player:

Faldo’s hire and emergence as Mr. Golf on TV continues his amazing transformation from an aloof/loner/player who was famous for saying NOTHING to his fellow competitors before or during his rounds, making more enemies than friends along the way. Now, it’s as if a totally different person has come out–funny, likable, a little unpredictable at times but rarely dull. He seems to recognize the power and value of the ole telly as few players have. He dresses very well, too.

A Democratic Party statesman?

jimmy_carter3.jpgThis post from yesterday noted the failed leadership of the Republican Party as we approach this fall’s elections. In the interests of balance, however, I pass along this delicious post from Victor Davis Hanson in which he takes stock of the current state of the Democratic Party, including one of its standard-bearers, former President Jimmy Carter (earlier post here):

Jimmy Carter . . . almost immediately was back in the news claiming that the United States was one of the worldís great abusers of civil rights (I wonder how our internecine body count in Plains, Georgia stacks up with that in Rwanda, Kosovo, or Dafur?). He adds that all Presidentsóexcept the current oneóhave been supporters of human rights.
In his dotage, Carter is proving once again that he is as malicious and mean-spirited a public figure as he is historically ignorant. And for all his sanctimonious Christian veneer, and fly-fishing, ëaw shucks’ blue-jeans image, he canít hide an essentially ungracious and unkind soul.

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Part of the problem

Jail hands2.jpgFrom time to time, most recently here, I’ve noted the abysmal condition and chronically overcrowded nature of the Harris County Jail. It is shameful that we allow the Harris County Commissioners to continue to tolerate this mess.
As Scott Henson has noted on his fine series on the problems with the Harris County Jail, one of the main reasons why the jail is overcrowded is that local judges assess jail time to low-risk persons who have been convicted of victimless or petty crimes.
With that backdrop, this Chronicle article reports that State District Judge Brian Rains of the 176th District Criminal Court was recently recused from the case of a teenager accused of possessing a small amount of cocaine and marijuana because Rains requires jail time for any defendant convicted of a drug offense, no matter how inconsequential. Rains’ stance is so far out of kilter that the district attorney’s prosecutor did not even bother to oppose the recusal. The vice president of the Harris County Criminal Lawyers Association speculates in the article that the recusal of Rains in this case will prompt many similar recusal motions.
I’m sure Rains’ “tough” stance on requiring jail time for all drug offenders plays well on the campaign trail. But it sure stinks as a matter of justice and Harris County jail administration. Here’s hoping that the local criminal defense bar continues to recuse him in drug cases and that a political opponent emerges to call him out on the short-sighted nature of his policy.

Surviving a collision at 37,000 feet

Legacy 600.jpgDon’t miss this extraordinary report by NY Times columnist Joe Sharkey of his experience on the Embraer Legacy 600 corporate jet that collided with a Brazilian Boeing 737 airliner at 37,000 feet this past weekend. The airliner crashed in the Amazon jungle, killing all 155 people on board. Miraculously, the corporate jet — although heavily damaged — was able to make an emergency landing on a military base runway in the jungle, allowing Sharkey and his fellow travelers to survive.
Update: The two American pilots of the corporate jet have been detained in Brazil in connection with the investigation into the crash.

The story of Skidboot

Skidbootand David Together.jpgTexas is a land of many different cultures, one of the most endearing of which is that of West Texas. Many of the qualities that make West Texas such a special place shine through in this nine-minute video about a remarkable dog and his master. When you have ten minutes, watch the video and appreciate a wonderful part of this always intriguing state.

GOP cruising for a bruising?

George-Bush frowning.jpgI’m certainly no political prognosticator, but a couple of matters caught my eye over the past week or so that indicate to me that the Republican Party has become dangerously concerned with maintaining power rather than providing leadership.
The first thing that caught my attention was the political wrangling that occurred in regard to the silly GOP initiative to ban Internet gambling, a ban that leads to absurd abuses of power such as this. Senate Republican Leader Bill Frist was criticized last month for attempting to attach the Internet gambling ban on to a defense appropriations bill, so what does he do? Senator Frist attaches the Internet gambling ban to a port security bill at the last minute to ensure that there would be no debate over the ban and also to make sure that anyone who voted against the port security bill because of such shenanigans would be labeled as being soft on port security. In short, Frist crammed a needless and paternalistic law down our throats while stifling debate on the measure and not allowing for an honest and straightforward vote on the ban.
Elsewhere, over in the scandal sheets, it was bad enough that Florida Republican House member Mark Foley liked to send salacious emails to 16-year old House pages, now it appears that House Republican leadership hoped Foleyís indiscretions could be covered up until after the upcoming election. John Miller at The Corner sums the lurid affair up pretty well:

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Ryder Cup redux

Rydercup06logo11.jpgFollowing on his earlier comments about the abysmal American Ryder Cup team’s performance noted here, Golf Digest and Golf World European correspondent John Huggan is continuing to have a lot of fun at the expense of the American squad members. Among Huggan’s ten ways to give the American squad a chance in the next Ryder Cup matches are the following:

5) COMPULSORY YEAR ON THE EUROPEAN TOUR
The sea of sameness that is the PGA Tour is producing – apart from Tiger and maybe Furyk – wave after wave of players who are basically indistinguishable. Yes, they can all hit good shots. But those shots are the same good shots, time after tedious time.
And why is this? Week after week, the courses in the US are presented in the same unimaginative way, making a wide range of shot-making unnecessary and, increasingly, obsolete. A year spent experiencing a wider variety of conditions, food and travel would do the likes of Zach Johnson the world of good and, by extension, help out the Ryder Cup. He might even learn some good jokes.
Then there is the amount of money involved in the PGA Tour. The American side arrived at the K Club having picked up close to $38m among them this year. Mostly for finishing tied for seventh. No wonder they, Woods apart, can’t handle it when they are suddenly asked to beat someone. That’s a foreign concept or, in this case, a concept embraced only by foreigners.

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