What will Dan Jenkins say about this?

frazer_sony_pr.jpgFor the first time, a law firm is sponsoring a PGA Tour golfer. Dallas-based Thompson & Knight has announced that it will sponsor former University of Texas golfer and Abilene native Harrison Frazar on the PGA Tour:

“Harrison approaches golf the same way that Thompson & Knight practices law,” said the Firm’s Managing Partner Peter Riley. “He has lots of power, the right kind of finesse and, no matter how good he gets, he’s bound to get even better.”

ThompsonKnightColor2_245_1.jpgH’mm. I wonder if Mr. Riley rates Thompson & Knight as the 135th best law firm in the world? That’s Mr. Frazar’s current ranking in the World Golf Rankings.

Did you remember the Doctor’s note?

Doctor's Note1.gifMichael Alcott was charged with bank fraud in September 2004 relating to a $2.5 million line of credit for his now defunct employment placement firm. The indictment alleges that he submitted a fraudulent audit opinion to the bank on the letterhead of a local auditing firm with the name of a fake partner.
Nevertheless, Mr. Alcott was free on bail pending trial. A couple of weeks ago, Mr. Alcott submitted a letter to the court in his case from a doctor at Masschusetts General Hospital. The doctor’s note stated that Mr. Alcott was being treated at the hospital for terminal cancer.
Yesterday, Mr. Alcott was arrested pending trial because the letter is a fake and he is not suffering from cancer.
H’mm, I don’t think Mr. Alcott should testify at his upcoming trial on that fake audit opinion. ;^)
Hat tip to the White Collar Prof Blog for the link.

United Airlines takes another blow

ual240.gifAs United Airlines continues to flounder in its nearly two and a half year old chapter 11 case amidst union strike threats and troubling pension obligations, an even bigger problem is emerging — that is, keeping its jetliners.
As noted in this earlier post from last November, the Bankruptcy Court in the United Airlines chapter 11 case made a clearly erroneous ruling regarding the rights of airplane lessors to repossess their planes because of UAL’s failure to make timely payments under the leases covering those planes. In this strongly-worded Judge Easterbrook opinion issued this past Friday, the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals reversed the earlier Bankruptcy Court order barring repossessions of 14 of United’s 460 jetliners and ruled that the repossessions can proceed unless United makes the full rental payments as required under section 1110 of the Bankruptcy Code. The ruling raises the distinct possibility that lessors will repossess a number of United’s jetliners, which would be an unprecedented occurrence for a major American airline.
Over the weekend, United attempted to play down the Seventh Circuit’s ruling by disclosing that the number of planes in the dispute is now down to eight because the airline previously rejected leases on the other six. However, the ruling means that United still must negotiate terms on all of its 175 leased planes, and the ruling does not exactly provide United much leverage in those negotiations.
Meanwhile, other aspects of the United chapter 11 case are just as messy. The Bankruptcy Judge in the case is expected to rule later this week on a proposed settlement between United and the Pension Benefit Guaranty Corp., the federal pension insurer, that would allow United to turnover to the PBGC its four underfunded pension plans in the largest corporate-pension default in U.S. history. The proposed settlement is essentially a debt for equity swap between United and the PGBC in which the PBGC would receive up to $1.5 billion in notes and convertible stock in the reorganized United. Unions representing flight attendants, mechanics and other ground workers have objected to the deal, although the United pilot’s union previously approved the proposed settlement.
Also this week, a trial in the United chapter 11 case commences on whether United can establish that the labor contracts of the flight attendants, mechanics and other ground workers should be annulled so the airline can impose new terms on the workers. For its part, the flight attendants have already announced that they will implement a series of work stoppages that target specific flights or routes without warning if United goes through with its action to annul the union’s labor contract.
What a first class mess.

What was that message again?

boilerroom.jpgProfessor Podgor over at the White Collar Crime Prof Blog points us to this Securities and Exchange Commission press release that describes the SEC’s lawsuit against some Houston-area telemarketers who are taking a rather creative approach to soliciting purchases of six microcap stocks.
Turns out that the stock promoters left hundreds of thousands of fraudulent “wrong number” stock tip messages in which a woman by the name of “Debbie” would leave a hot stock tip message on the phone recipient’s voice mail and would leave it in such a way to make the recipient believe that “Debbie” had dialed the number by mistake and had really meant to call a friend to pass along the hot stock tip.
The SEC complaint alleges that the messages were part of a larger scheme enabling the Houston-based stock promoters (Peter S. Cahill of Houston and Cahill’s Clearlake Venture Group) to sell approximately $4.5 million of one of the touted stocks through a Tampa, Fla.-based broker-dealer. The SEC alleges that the scheme drove up the price of each of the touted stocks, temporarily inflating their combined market capitalization by approximately $180 million.
Gosh, what is the world coming to? You can’t even trust those hot stock tips mistakenly left on your voicemail anymore? ;^)

This is really not going well

Kozlowski2.jpgFollowing on this earlier post about former Tyco International CEO Dennis Kozlowski’s handling of his cross-examination during his ongoing criminal trial in New York City, this NY Times article doesn’t make it sound as if yesterday’s testimony went much better for Mr. Kozlowski.
The following is an exchange between the prosecutor and Mr. Kozlowski that apparently occurred yesterday:

“This proxy statement, signed by you, has to be honest and complete?”
“Yes.”
“It can’t be misleading?”
“Correct.”
“There’s nothing in there about the $32 million in loan forgiveness for you?”
“That’s correct.”

Mr. Kozlowski’s first trial, in which he did not testify, ended in a hung jury. If he is convicted in this second trial, then Mr. Kozlowski’s performance during cross-examination will almost certainly transform him into the poster boy for white collar criminal defendants who should not testify during trial.

Keys for writing good briefs

O'Connors.gifA big part of my law practice is writing briefs, so lawyers often ask my advice on how to write a good brief. I always pass along three key rules:

1. Read the court’s rules for brief writing and then follow them.
2. Tell a good story in your brief.
3. Don’t use footnotes.

If you violate rules 1 and 3, then this is what could happen.
Hat tip to Appellate Law and Practice blog for the link.

Eric Andell pleads guilty to federal theft charge

andell-480.jpgIn a surprising development, Houstonian Eric Andell, a former deputy undersecretary under fellow Houstonian Rod Paige at the Education Department, a former Harris County district and appellate court judge, and probably the most popular Democrat in local political circles, pleaded guilty to charging the federal government about $9,000 for personal travel in which he conducted personal business and worked as a visiting judge while still employed in Washington. He faces up to one year in prison and has agreed to reimburse the federal government for the improper charges. Mr. Andell will be sentenced July 29 in Washington.

This does not appear to be going well

Kozlowski.jpgFormer Tyco International CEO, Dennis Kozlowski, is on trial for a second time in New York City for allegedly looting Tyco. Mr. Kozlowski’s first trial, in which he did not testify, ended in a hung jury.
In the second trial, Mr. Kozlowski has decided to testify. According to this NY Times article, the following is a part of the cross-examination of Mr. Kozlowski about conversations he had with a now-deceased former director whom Mr. Kozlowski said approved a $25 million bonus that was missing from his 1999 tax returns:

“You did not notice $25 million was missing from your W-2?” asked [prosecutor] Ms. [Ann] Donnelly in an incredulous manner.
“That is absolutely correct,” Mr. Kozlowski replied. “I did not.”

It continues to get worse for AIG

aiglogo160.gifFollowing on this progression of damaging public disclosures over the past several months, American International Group Inc. announced yesterday, as this NY Times article reports, that the company has decided to delay for a third time the publication of its annual report. The cause for the delay is that AIG management and nervous PriceWaterhouseCoopers LLP auditors continue to wrangle over the financial implications of accounting errors that now are expected to reduce AIG’s net worth by over $2.5 billion, which is about 3% of the company’s net worth. That’s about a billion more in losses than previously predicted.
As one would expect, there appears to be a fair amount of disagreement over what accounting issues should be acknowledged in the annual report between AIG and its longtime auditor PricewaterhouseCoopers, which is already girding for the inevitable lawsuits from AIG investors over its failure to uncover the improper accounting and the company’s allegedly defective internal controls. Since the Sarbanes-Oxley legislation was passed in 2002, auditors and management are required to sign off on the adequacy of a company’s internal controls, the lack of which at least partly contributed to the accounting scandals that led to the demise of Enron Corp. and WorldCom Inc.
SpitzerGov6.jpgAlthough the incessantly bad public disclosures are troubling for AIG long term, the market appears to have stabilized for the time being with regard to AIG’s stock price. Although AIG’s stock price has fallen almost 30% since February 14 (it opened at $72 on that date), the price has been meandering around $51 since mid-April. The price was was down $.71 in yesterday’s trading.
Meanwhile, the Lord of Regulation is moving on to another scene in his vast landscape of business corruption as several financial institutions confirmed that they have received letters from the Lord’s office in connection with an investigation into mortgage-lending practices. The Lord’s civil-rights division is in the early stages of an investigation into possible discriminatory practices in determining interest rates and fees charged on mortgage loans, which was prompted by recent public disclosures showing that certain minorities are more likely than are whites to be given high-cost sub-prime loans. Lenders say that the difference in interest rates reflects underwriting factors, such as income and credit records.

KPMG’s tax shelter purge

Kpmg1.gifThese days, it seems as if a new interesting revelation from one of the big U.S. accounting firms occurs every few hours or so.
This CBS Marketwatch snippet reports this morning that KPMG LLP fired Richard Smith, a senior executive who had headed its tax-services division as it promoted questionable tax shelters over the past decade, and also canned two partners — David Brockway of Washington, D.C. and Michael Burke of Los Angeles — who had sat on the firm’s 15-member board. As these previous posts over the past year reflect, KPMG is enduring some serious heat in various governmental investigations of its involvement in the tax shelter sales effort.
Until the tax shelter probes, Mr. Smith had been a rising star at KPMG. He became a partner at KPMG in 1995 and was named the chief of the firm’s tax-services unit in 2002. However, as the tax shelter probes came to light in February, 2004, KPMG had said Mr. Smith was being reassigned to take on the dreaded “different practice responsibilities.”
Such purges usually indicate that indictments in such cases are on their way. Stay tuned.