A rather odd postlude from Trinity Wall Street Episcopal Church. H/T J.D. Walt from The Firstborn Son :
Category Archives: Humor
Levity to start the week
Classic Buddy Hackett
The video of Ed McMahon and Johnny Carson posted earlier this week reminded me of this classic joke that the late Buddy Hackett told and acted out on the Tonight Show years ago. Enjoy.
Old Jews telling jokes is back
After a short break, one of the best new websites of the year — Old Jews Telling Jokes — is back with a new round of jokes. Enjoy.
Ed McMahon, R.I.P.
Jenkins @ the Open
With the 2009 U.S. Open that is finishing today, Clear Thinkers favorite Dan Jenkins is covering his 200th major golf tournament. In one of the more remarkable developments of the tournament, the 79 year-old Jenkins has been reporting on developments through Twitter, where he has proved to be a natural (one of his recent posts: "If David Duval wins this thing, it’ll be the biggest comeback from a slump since Mickey Rourke got nominated for an Oscar"). Below is a recent HBO interview of Jenkins talking about his friend Ben Hogan, who was the master of the U.S. Open during the late 1940’s and early 50’s. Enjoy a true Texas original reminiscing about another one:
How to make the U.S. Open telecast more exciting
A small Austin brokerage house schools the big banks
Tongues were wagging in financial circles around the world last week regarding this Wall Street Journal article about Austin-based Amherst Holdings’ amazing play in which they sold credit default swaps on mortgage bonds to a number of Wall Street and London’s biggest banks. Amherst then turned around and bought the mortgages underlying the bonds upon which the CDS were written to prevent a default that would have triggered Amherst’s obligation to pay on the CDS.
Thus, in short, Amherst sold CDS on bonds and then bought the security for the bonds, thereby rendering the CDS worthless. Although the amount of profit is somewhat unclear, Amherst reportedly pocketed tens of millions of dollars on the deal.
The Financial Times’ economist Willem Buiter does an entertaining job of explaining Amherst’s transactional plan in the context of gambling and the difficulties involved in regulating such transactions. In so doing, he makes the following observation:
"The scheme is beautiful in its simplicity, absolutely outrageous, quite unethical, deeply deceptive and duplicitous, indeed quite immoral, but apparently legal."
Geez, maybe these Amherst sharpies could have saved AIG?
Lucy and Ethel in Iowa City
While reminiscing about my late mother with family members and friends at her recent funeral, it occurred to me that her remarkable life would be a great subject for a Larry McMurtry novel.
Along those lines, Sarah Swisher, an old family friend and a columnist for the Iowa City Press-Citizen, penned this column regarding an hilarious caper from the early 1960’s involving my mother and Sarah’s mother, who were dear friends. What started out as an attempt to create a plot for an Alfred Hitchcock movie quickly transformed into an episode of I Love Lucy with a touch of The Honeymooners.
You really can’t make this stuff up.