Senior football?

footballStar.jpgIt’s safe to say that the fellow described in this ESPN.com article is not your typical 59-year old:

Mike Flynt was drinking beer and swapping stories with some old football buddies a few months ago when he brought up the biggest regret of his life: getting kicked off the college team before his senior year.
So, one of his pals said, why not do something about it?
Most 59-year-olds would have laughed. Flynt’s only concern was if he was eligible.
Finding out he was, Flynt returned to Sul Ross State this month, 37 years after he left and six years before he goes on Medicare. His comeback peaked Wednesday with the coach saying he’s made the Division III team’s roster. He could be in action as soon as Sept. 1. [. . .]
A longtime strength and conditioning coach at Nebraska, Oregon and Texas A&M, he’s spent the last several years selling the Powerbase training system he invented. Clients include school systems and the military. His colorful life story includes being the son of a Battle of the Bulge survivor and having dabbled in gold mines and oil wells — successfully. [. . .]
Flynt’s position is still being determined, but he used to play linebacker. Wherever he lines up, he’ll likely become the oldest player in college football history. Neither the NCAA or NAIA keeps such a statistic, but research hasn’t turned up anyone older than their mid-40s. And even those are rare, for obvious reasons. [. . .]
. . . his wife wasn’t as fired up by the idea.
“I feel like I’m married to Peter Pan,” she said. . .

The Fed Ex Cup enters the Tiger Chasm

FedExCup1.gifChronicle golf columnist Steve Campbell reports that the Fed Ex Cup — the PGA Tour’s new series of tournaments intended to breath life into the lifeless end of the golf season — has entered the dreaded Tiger Chasm even before the first tournament of the new series has commenced:

They haven’t yet hit a shot that counts in the FedEx Cup playoff series, and the whole thing is beginning to look like the kind of idea that got Ishtar, Gigli and The Adventures of Pluto Nash on the big screen.
Woods doomed the FedEx Cup, which was a risky proposition in the first place, to irrelevancy by opting to skip the first round of the so-called playoffs. At a time when the PGA Tour desperately needs to drum up interest in a radical overhaul of its season structure, Woods invited massive disinterest by passing on this week’s The Barclays at Westchester Country Club. Not so fresh off victories at the WGC-Bridgestone Invitational and the PGA Championship, Woods insists he needs another week of rest and relaxation. [. . .]
. . . what kind of playoff system allows a competitor to duck either an opponent or a site and still win the championship? Answer: not a legitimate one. The tour is damned if Woods wins the Cup, because it exposes the playoff system in place as a sham. The tour is damned if Woods doesn’t win the Cup, or at least stay in contention until the very end, because he’s head, shoulders, knees and toes above the rest of the players in accomplishments and fan appeal.

Meanwhile, PGA Tour member Jeff Maggert of The Woodlands lays the blame for the Fed Ex mess squarely on PGA Tour headquarters and Commissioner Tim Finchem:

Maggert . . . says none of the touring pros are enthusiastic about the tour’s playoff.
“Probably half the players out here couldn’t care less about [the FedEx Cup],” he told Hardin. “The other half are indifferent.”
Maggert said tour commissioner Tim Finchem should take the blame for the indifference in the clubhouse.
“I hear a lot being written, but I don’t see anybody writing anything about Finchem,” Maggert said. “I mean, this was his idea. He really didn’t consult any of the players. He kind of shoved it down our throats and said, ‘This is what we’re going to do.'”

But dispositive confirmation that the Fed Ex Cup is in serious trouble is the fact that The Onion is already making fun of the concept. Note the following statement at the end of this article spoofing that Tiger Woods was annoyed that his three month old daughter was “looking the other way when he won” the recent PGA Championship:

Woods later stated, however, that he couldn’t find fault with his daughter’s apathetic feelings towards the upcoming FedEx Cup events, saying that he himself thinks of it as a forced and unoriginal attempt to inject excitement into the final part of the golf season.

One of downtown Houston’s charms

tunnelmap.gifThe New York Times discovers one of the literally coolest characteristics of downtown Houston — the pedestrian tunnel system:

Where is everybody?
Seared by triple-digit heat and drenched by tropical storms, midday downtown Houston appears eerily deserted, the nationís fourth-largest city passing for a ghost town.
On the street, that is.
But below, there are tunnels at the end of the light ó nearly seven color-coded miles of them connecting 77 buildings ó aswarm with Houstonians lunching, shopping and power-walking in dry, air-chilled comfort. [. . .]
Other cities, notably Montreal, Toronto and Minneapolis, are renowned for their extensive tunnel and skyway networks. But Houston may be alone in the extent and nature of its pedestrian circulation system of tunnels and skywalks that become particularly popular on days like Aug. 12, 13 and 14 when temperatures hit 102 and 101, or last Thursday, when Tropical Storm Erin flooded many streets.
It was not centrally planned; it just grew, inspired by Rockefeller Center in New York. But it is not connected to a transit network. And, befitting Texansí distrust of government, most of it is private; each segment is controlled by the individual building owner who deigns to allow the public access during business hours ó and then locks the doors on nights and weekends. Some parts, like those belonging to the former Enron buildings now leased by Chevron, are closed to outsiders altogether.
Few claim mastery of the labyrinth.
ìItís one of Houstonís best-kept secrets,î said Sandra Lord, widely known as the Tunnel Lady, a Yankee transplant who dispels the mysteries for $10 a head and roams the downtown underworld with proprietary aplomb, sometimes stopping strangers to ask, ìAnd you are?î Corporations pay Ms. Lord to orient new employees below ground, and nearly 45,000 natives and visitors have taken her Discover Houston Tours since 1988. [. . .]
The tunnels are remarkably diverse, lined with restaurants and coffee bars, boutiques, florists, shoe-repair shops, jewelers, dry cleaners, dental clinics, optometrists, pharmacies, beauty salons, barbers, copy and printing services, banks and post offices.
And they are clearly amenities. ìItís extremely difficult to be a Class A building without being on a tunnel,î said Laura Van Ness, business development director of Central Houston Inc., the nonprofit downtown organization. . . .

As the article notes, the tunnel system is largely the product of private enterprise. Sort of makes you wish that the decision on whether to invest in this to private enterprise, as well.

Sports talk radio overload

radio_microphone_hg_wht.gifWhy on earth are there now four sports talk radio stations in Houston? Chronicle sports media columnist David Barron reports (related blog post here) on the rather rocky first day of the city’s newest sports talk radio station:

KGOW (1560 AM), the city’s fourth sports-talk station, launched Monday with the usual shakedown issues that accompany any new venture, plus a new glitch that prevented the station’s signal from being heard in parts of metropolitan Houston.
David Gow, the station’s president, said equipment called an exciter failed last weekend at the station’s 50,000-watt transmitter southwest of Houston. The station signed on Monday at 1,000 watts from a backup transmitter on the city’s south side.
“We anticipate the situation being remedied shortly,” said Richard Topper, KGOW’s general manager. “We hope to be at full strength as soon as possible.”
Listeners commenting at the Sports Media blog at www.chron.com reported hearing KGOW’s signal in Pearland, Kemah and Cypress, but others reported problems listening in downtown Houston, the Heights, Kingwood, Spring and northwest Harris County. [. . .]
Some hosts struggled with telephone problems. Chronicle columnist Richard Justice, the station’s late-morning host, began an interview with a greeting from Oklahoma football coach Bob Stoops, but Stoops was off the line by the time Justice finished asking his first question.
After a break for a station promotion, Justice returned with a telephone interview with baseball commissioner Bud Selig. [. . .]
After its last local talk show ended at 6 p.m. Monday, the station went to automated music rather than a syndicated sports talk show because it has not received the satellite equipment needed to download the program.

Having Richard Justice talk about sports is bad enough. But does anyone else have the sense that this latest venture in local sports talk radio sounds a bit like a junior high science project?
By the way, in other sports media news, Houston Chronicle sports columnist John Lopez announced yesterday that he is leaving the Chronicle after almost 20 years as a reporter and columnist.

Landry’s cuts a deal with its bondholders

Landry%27s%20logo%20082107.gifHouston-based Landry’s Restaurants Inc cut a deal with its main group of bondholders on Monday afternoon, resolving litigation that had consumed the company over the past month (prior posts here). Essentially, the bondholders gave Landry’s an 18 month window to refinance the $400 million in debt in return for Landry’s agreeing to bump the interest rate on the bonds from 7.5% to 9.5%.
Although the deal allows Landry’s to avoid refinancing the debt now at an even higher rate of interest, my sense is that the entire episode has been fairly disastrous for Landry’s. First, as noted here awhile back and as Loren Steffy recently pointed out, Landry’s has not been doing all that well in a brutally competitive restaurant market even before this dustup with its bondholders. A couple of weeks ago, Landry’s CEO Tilman Fertitta publicly claimed that refinancing of the bond debt “was no big deal,” but then testified during the injunction hearing this past Friday that forcing Landry’s to refinance the bond debt now would irreparably harm the company. That sounds like a pretty big deal to me. Meanwhile, Landry’s will now be looking to refinance a large chunk of junk debt in a shaky credit market that knows that the company just got done acrimoniously suing the holders of the debt. That approach generally does not induce favorable terms from debt refinanciers.
Landry’s looks as if it is heading for some very choppy waters.

Judge Hughes finalizes his Hyde Act ruling

Judge%20Hughes%20in%20robe%20082107.jpgThese earlier posts reported on U.S. District Judge Lynn Hughes’ decision to sanction the Department of Justice under the Hyde Act for its sloppy indictment and handling of a criminal fraud prosecution of Oklahoma lawyer John Claro. The always alert Ellen Podgor passes along that Judge Hughes has issued his formal ruling on the Hyde Act sanctions, in which he observes:

The United States Attorney indicted an Oklahoma businessman in conscious indifference to the legal and factual basis of the charges that they brought against him. The fifty-four-count indictment was a jumble of claims and stray facts ñ a garbled press release about working men who cannot get insurance. The court dismissed all counts of the indictment. The businessman seeks defense costs. He will be repaid because the prosecution was not substantially justified. [. . .]
Criminal prosecution casts a shadow on defendants that can linger even after an acquittal. The discretion the government has to prosecute those it thinks guilty of crimes must be grounded in a sound facts and articulated law. The Hyde Amendment was passed to give some recompense to those prosecuted without this most basic discretionary safeguard from prosecutorial oppression. The case against [this individual] lacked even a semblance of responsible work by the government. His attorneys had to work with a jumbled array of facts and theories, a mountain of documentary evidence, and unresponsive government lawyers.

Sort of makes you wonder what Judge Hughes would have done with a number of the Enron-related prosecutions, doesn’t it? Here’s a hint.

Looking for wide-outs

jabar%20gaffney.jpgAmidst the Chronicle’s incessant pre-season cheerleading for the Texans, most objective observers concede that the team is thin at the wide receiver position after Pro Bowl WR Andre Johnson.
Sort of makes you wonder why one of the team’s top draft choices at the wide receiver position is excelling with one of the top teams in the NFL rather than the Texans? And the guy who the Texans brought in to replace him is no longer with the team?
Count me as still skeptical of the Kubiak regime.

Making subprime sense

dominoes%20082007.jpgThe New York Times continues to do a reasonably thorough job of reporting on the downturn in the subprime mortgage business and its impact on the recent crunch in the credit markets (see here and here), although it’s not at all clear that the reporters and columnists understand how markets will adjust and resolve these problems. A case in point is this Paul Krugman column in which he decries the impact of securitization of mortages on the willingness of lenders to engage in workouts with financially-strapped borrowers:

In the past, as Gretchen Morgenson recently pointed out in The Times, the bank that made the loan would often have been willing to offer a workout, modifying the loanís terms to make it affordable, because what the borrower was able to pay would be worth more to the bank than its incurring the costs of foreclosure and trying to resell the home. That would have been especially likely in the face of a depressed housing market.
Today, however, the mortgage broker who made the loan is usually, as Ms. Morgenson says, ìthe first link in a financial merry-go-round.î The mortgage was bundled with others and sold to investment banks . . .
My guess is that [the solution] would involve federal agencies buying mortgages ó not the securities conjured up from these mortgages, but the original loans ó at a steep discount, then renegotiating the terms. But Iím happy to listen to better ideas.

Here’s a better idea — how about allowing the parties that took the risk of the mortgages to endure the consequences of that risk-taking? Krugman is correct that one of the disadvantages of securitization (which is far outweighed by its many benefits) is that the rules for servicing the loans are established when the loans are pooled and cannot be changed without providing legal problems for the seller of the securitized mortgage pool. For example, if a pooled loan were sold at a discount, then the proceeds of the sale would be treated as a prepayment of the loan, which would benefit certain investors and disadvantage other investors. Inasmuch as the disadvantaged investors would seek damages from the seller of the securitized mortgage pool, that’s why the sellers of the security don’t allow the servicing terms of the mortgage to be changed after the loan is contributed to the pool.
Krugman’s proposal is essentially that borrowers should be allowed to remain in their houses on renegotiated terms and that the investors in the securitized pools should absorb the cost of such a modified arrangement. But borrowers can already file a bankruptcy case and attempt to extend the payment terms of the loan under either a chapter 11 or 13 plan so long as their income and the value of the collateral for the mortgage support such terms. However, if the borrower’s income or the value of the underlying asset will not support extension of the loan terms, it’s far better that the lenders be allowed to exercise their contractual right to conduct a foreclosure sale of the collateral for the loan. That way, the investors who bought the securitized mortgages absorb the losses, which is precisely the risk of investing in a securitized mortgage pool.
By the way, one of the Times articles linked above starts by passing along the following story, which is testimony to the creativity and resilience of American markets:

All through last year, Jim Melcher saw the signs of a rapidly deteriorating American housing market ó riskier mortgages, rising delinquencies and more homes falling into foreclosure. And with $100 million in assets at his hedge fund, Balestra Capital, he was in a position to do something about it.
So in October, as mortgage-backed bonds were still flying high, he bet $10 million that these bonds would plunge in value, using complex derivatives available to any institutional investor. As his gamble began to pay off in the first months of 2007, Mr. Melcher, a money manager based in New York, plowed the profits into ever bigger wagers that the mortgage crisis would worsen further, eventually risking some $60 million of the fundís money.
ìWe saw the opportunity of a lifetime, and since then events have unfolded on schedule,î he said. Mr. Melcherís flagship fund has since doubled in value, even as this summerís market turmoil cost other investors billions, forced the closing of several major hedge funds and pushed the stock market down 7 percent since mid-July. This week, Mr. Melcher is heading to Paris for a vacation with his wife.

What does the investment of a billion dollars in New Orleans generate?

New%20Orleans%20map%20082007.gifAccording to this NY Times article, apparently not much:

Six inches.
After two years and more than a billion dollars spent by the Army Corps of Engineers to rebuild New Orleansís hurricane protection system, that is how much the water level is likely to be reduced if a big 1-in-100 flood hits Leah Pratcherís Gentilly neighborhood.
Looking over the maps that showed other possible water levels around the city, Ms. Pratcher grew increasingly furious. Her house got four feet of water after Hurricane Katrina, and still stands to get almost as much from a 1-in-100 flood. [ . . .]
New Orleans was swamped by Hurricane Katrina; now it is awash in data, studied obsessively in homes all over town. And the simple message conveyed by that data is that while parts of the city are substantially safer, others have changed little. New Orleans remains a very risky place to live.
The entire flood system still provides much less protection than New Orleans needs, and the pre-Katrina patchwork of levees, floodwalls and gates that a Corps of Engineers investigation called ìa system in name onlyî is still just that.
The corps has strengthened miles of floodwalls, but not always in places where people live. It has built up breached walls on the east side of one major canal, but left the west side, which stood up to Hurricane Katrina, lower and thus more vulnerable. It has not closed the canals that have often been described as funnels for floodwaters into the city. [. . .]
As a result, the city still lacks a system that can stand up to that 1-in-100 storm, let alone one like Hurricane Katrina, which the corps calls a 1-in-396 storm. The work that could build the more robust system ó originally estimated at $7 billion, and now at least twice that ó will not be completed until 2011 at the earliest, and experts agree that even that level of protection will be less than the city needs.
The corps is working on a two-year, $20 million study to find ways of providing even more protection, but it will not even be released until December.

Read the entire article. As noted in many posts over the past two years in the hurricane category of this blog, the performance of the various federal, state and local governmental entities in rebuilding New Orleans has been generally abysmal, at best.

A vexing question about women’s golf

GolfWoman%20putting.jpgThe Scotsman.com’s John Huggan tackles a question about women professional golfers that has perplexed me for a long time:

. . . [W]omen, typically, own short games that simply do not bear close comparison with their male counterparts. Whether pitching, chipping, blasting from bunkers or putting, the ladies are markedly inferior.
Which is odd, when you think about it. In the areas of the game where innate touch and feel should have obvious advantages over pure strength, men still manage to make the women look inadequate.[ . . .]
Look at the stats. A 29 putts per round average barely gets you into the top 100 on the PGA Tour; on the LPGA Tour, that number has you in the top 30.

As Huggan notes, practice makes perfect and, for some reason, the women pros don’t like practicing the short game as much as other areas of the game. Who’d a thunk it?