Last week, it was the institutionalized fanaticism of signing day in minor league professional football. Following on that drama, this Hog News post is dispositive evidence that there is not enough to do in Arkansas:

So many people desperately want someone to come forward and tell the truth. The problem with that is many of the key players in the latest Arkansas football saga have to move forward and continue their lives. They have to protect their futures. Anyone who has attempted to tell the truth this past year has had their character, reputations and even their careers attacked by those who believe it is in the best interest of the program to prevent it. But the facts related in these writings are true and have been verified.

Read the entire piece, at your own risk. ;^)