Hand it to the Onion to provide some levity during Houston’s preparations for Hurricane Rita:
WASHINGTON, DC—A bill introduced by Sen. George Allen (R-VA) as “just a goof” several weeks ago was signed into law by President Bush Tuesday.
“I was just trying to crack up Frist and some of the other guys,” Allen said. “Everyone’s been on edge lately, what with the Katrina situation, and I thought we could use a good laugh.”
Added Allen: “Looks like the joke’s on me. And, I suppose, the American citizens.”
S. 1718, also known as the Preservation Of Public Lands Of America Act, authorized a shift of $138 billion from the federal Medicare fund to a massive landscaping effort that, over the next five years, will transform Yellowstone National Park into a luxury private golf estate.
“I thought it was pretty damn funny when I read over the draft of the thing,” said Allen, who said he struggled to keep a straight face when he introduced the law. “Especially the part about how it would create over 10,000 caddy and drink-girl jobs. But I guess it went over people’s heads.”
The bill passed with a vote of 63-37.